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Old 09-19-2012, 04:11 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Are you familiar with the concept of a metaphor?

That's what this is. It's when a musician is so broke that they choose to sell their instrument so they can use that cash to buy food.

Really though... evidence?
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Old 09-19-2012, 04:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Are you familiar with the concept of a metaphor?

That's what this is. It's when a musician is so broke that they choose to sell their instrument so they can use that cash to buy food.

Really though... evidence?
I dunno, man. I've eaten a pretty good number of drums in my day. They're hard to NOT eat... way tastier than most people give them credit for.

Guitars, however, and chewy and have no flavor. Simply terrible.
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Old 09-19-2012, 04:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I dunno, man. I've eaten a pretty good number of drums in my day. They're hard to NOT eat... way tastier than most people give them credit for.

Guitars, however, and chewy and have no flavor. Simply terrible.
You've probably only had made in America guitars. They're awful, it's just slathered with lard and covered in varnish. Bleh. European guitars, however, are fantastic and have a wide range of flavours. You should try one out sometime.
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Old 09-19-2012, 04:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
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What about Mexican guitars? I bet they taste good too
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They give you the shits though.
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Old 09-19-2012, 08:38 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I guess if you use gut strings you could turn them into some sort of soup?
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I guess if you use gut strings you could turn them into some sort of soup?
I heard a musician did that and suffered serverely with knots in his stomache.
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