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07-24-2012, 11:55 AM | #31 (permalink) |
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I was going to mention Beefheart & Zappa, but they've alredy been mentioned so I'll go with something more tasteless and obscure.
The Fabulous Dung Beatles from their Brown Submarine album... "Dick In Your Mouth" "Jew! The New Gay" "The Great Emancipator (of Hot Black Ass)" "Lying Thieving Bastard" "Ringo Is A Homeless Mexican With Nowhere To Go" "Jesus Was Bi-Curious" "Reach Around" "Airtight Granny" "Viking Metalhead" "Hardcore Is A Form Of Homosexual Repression" "Who's Laughing Now, Cripple?" "My Life Is A Big Black Hole" And the same band, from The Wipe Album... "Have You Ever Been Brown?" "The Drummer From Hanson" "Feed Kate Moss" "Jason Ate Bad Chicken" "Squatter Streetpunks Threw Up All Over My Phone" "Yvonne, John Waters!" "Chick With A Dick" "We Can Drink More Than You" "Santa Claus Is A Pedophile" |
08-03-2012, 01:40 PM | #33 (permalink) |
don't be no bojangles
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Personally i think when it comes to song titles, less is more. A long song title isn't always a good one. I have never come a song title with more rhetoric authority than
Bitch ..........by The Rolling Stones
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08-05-2012, 08:42 AM | #35 (permalink) |
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Runners up:
Tool: "Hooker wWitha Penis" Funkadelic: "No Head, No Back Stage Pass" Hatfield and the North: "Big Jobs No. 2 (By Poo and the Wee Wees" Quiet Sun: "Mummy Was an Asteroid, Daddy Was a Small Non-Stick Kitchen Utensil" The winneer: Caravan: "If I Could Do It All Over Again I'd Do It All Over You" |
08-07-2012, 12:46 PM | #38 (permalink) |
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I spend an inordinate amount of time coming up with witty or poignant titles in case I get the urge to use them later. I'll probably end up deeming the majority of them inappropriate for the style of whatever it is I'm writing, but it's good to have a stockpile, just in case.
Also, a lot of the song titles from The Third Eye Foundation's album 'You Guys Kill Me' are pretty well-crafted plays on words if you ask me. Even the album name itself, really, considering the cover is a portrait of Jesus. |
08-07-2012, 01:00 PM | #39 (permalink) | |
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Quote:
"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying" The title is long, and the song is silly. Two for two I think. |
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08-08-2012, 08:21 AM | #40 (permalink) |
don't be no bojangles
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the problem i have with that is that it's more of a sentence than a song title. But i suppose because of the Fall Out Boy craze that errupted during my teen years i've always been biased against a title that's more than 5 words long
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