Best Song Titles Ever

~~killcreek~~ · 10-07-2011, 01:41 PM

get the funk out ma face

Jedey · 10-07-2011, 08:05 PM

This gem from The Notorious Cherry Bombs is tough to beat in the song title department.

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

Mrd00d · 10-08-2011, 12:56 AM

41° 4' 23'' N, -81° 31' 4'' W by If These Trees Could Talk
A Little Squirrel and His Crackpipe by Nuclear Rabbit
Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse by Minus the Bear
Allez Ali Baba Black Sheep Have You Any Bull ****- Mama Mya Mantram by Gong
Astrochickens Victorious Attack by Ioannis Anastassakis
Caution Should be Used While Driving a Motor Vehicle or Operating Machinery by Sausage
Delirious, Where Have You Been by By the End of Tonight
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey by The Beatles
Everyone I Went to High School With Is Dead by Mr. Bungle
Execution Of The Will Of The Marquis De Sade (aka Hokey Cokey) by Porcupine Tree
From The Isle Of Every Where To The End Of The Story Of by Gong
Hollow Stone Escape Of The Space Pirates by Khan

to name a couple I like

Zer0 · 10-08-2011, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrd00d

Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse by Minus the Bear

I've never been blown away by them musically but they have some of the best song titles I've ever seen:

'Damn Bugs Whacked Him, Johnny'
'Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco Twister'
'Hey, Wanna Throw Up? Get Me Naked'
'Just Kickin' It Like A Wild Donkey'
'Lemurs, Man, Lemurs'
'Houston, We Have Uh-Oh'
'You're Some Sort of Big, Fat, Smart-Bug, Aren't You?'

14232949 · 10-08-2011, 09:44 AM

Half Man Half Biscuit - All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka Prague Away Kit.

Queen Boo · 10-08-2011, 01:02 PM

McCauly McCulkin-TFOT

Howard the Duck · 10-09-2011, 07:33 AM

Mr. Bungle - Desert Search for Techno Allah

surprised no Islamic leaders have issued a fatwa on them yet

Lisnaholic · 10-10-2011, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrd00d

41° 4' 23'' N, -81° 31' 4'' W by If These Trees Could Talk
A Little Squirrel and His Crackpipe by Nuclear Rabbit
Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse by Minus the Bear
Allez Ali Baba Black Sheep Have You Any Bull ****- Mama Mya Mantram by Gong
Astrochickens Victorious Attack by Ioannis Anastassakis
Caution Should be Used While Driving a Motor Vehicle or Operating Machinery by Sausage
Delirious, Where Have You Been by By the End of Tonight
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey by The Beatles
Everyone I Went to High School With Is Dead by Mr. Bungle
Execution Of The Will Of The Marquis De Sade (aka Hokey Cokey) by Porcupine Tree
From The Isle Of Every Where To The End Of The Story Of by Gong
Hollow Stone Escape Of The Space Pirates by Khan

to name a couple I like

^ I think Mrd00d wins the prize for the longest list of the most obscure songs.

All I can offer in reply this morning is;

I had too much to dream last night by the Electric Prunes,
Grocer Jack;excerpt from a teenage opera by Keith West,
I married a monster from outer space by John Cooper Clarke

Raust · 10-13-2011, 08:56 PM

The Orb - A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules From The Centre of the Ultraworld

Rage Against the Machine · 10-13-2011, 10:20 PM

I Don't Give a Shit About Wood, I'm Not a Chemist - Daughters

10-07-2011, 08:05 PM	#32 (permalink)
Jedey Veritas vos liberabit Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Musicapolis Posts: 477	This gem from The Notorious Cherry Bombs is tough to beat in the song title department. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long __________________ My Tunes

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Mrd00d Stoned and Jammin' Out Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Northern California; Eugene, OR; mobile Posts: 1,602	41° 4' 23'' N, -81° 31' 4'' W by If These Trees Could Talk A Little Squirrel and His Crackpipe by Nuclear Rabbit Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse by Minus the Bear Allez Ali Baba Black Sheep Have You Any Bull ****- Mama Mya Mantram by Gong Astrochickens Victorious Attack by Ioannis Anastassakis Caution Should be Used While Driving a Motor Vehicle or Operating Machinery by Sausage Delirious, Where Have You Been by By the End of Tonight Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey by The Beatles Everyone I Went to High School With Is Dead by Mr. Bungle Execution Of The Will Of The Marquis De Sade (aka Hokey Cokey) by Porcupine Tree From The Isle Of Every Where To The End Of The Story Of by Gong Hollow Stone Escape Of The Space Pirates by Khan to name a couple I like __________________ Mrd00d's Last.fm

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