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Urban Hat€monger ? 08-07-2011 04:46 PM

Some bands are lucky enough to have keyboard players that look like rapists.

Spot the keyboard player.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-36CxUHd-Ss...BPack%2529.jpg

EvilChuck 08-07-2011 04:55 PM

:rofl: Is there just one rapist... I mean keyboard player there?

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-07-2011 05:01 PM

Well I was thinking ...

Far left - Fat Jimmy Page tribute act
Centre left - ????
Centre - Shaggy from Scooby Doo's Dad
Centre right - Rapist
Far right - Teenwolf (aged 40)

EvilChuck 08-07-2011 05:04 PM

I see 3, maybe 4 potential rapists. And 1 impotent guy.

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-07-2011 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilChuck (Post 1093343)
And 1 impotent guy.

The one bending over at the front.

EvilChuck 08-07-2011 05:15 PM

hahaha exactly the one!

TheBig3 08-07-2011 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 1093342)
Well I was thinking ...

Far left - Fat Jimmy Page tribute act
Centre left - Javier Bardem's glammed out gay cousin
Centre - Shaggy from Scooby Doo's Dad
Centre right - Rapist
Far right - Teenwolf (aged 40)

ftfy

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 08-07-2011 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1090687)
Well those guys played piano. The subject says keyboards.

For one thing, they have no interest in soul. A keyboard (synth) sounds like a giant bag of ass.

Secondly, in many acts, they are the support instrument. They not only have to know how to play everything, but they have to fit between bigger egos, filling out riffs, melodies, or supporting harmonics. They are the workhouse of the group, adding muscle, novelty, and flare to music.

Sun Ra definitely played keyboard. He's legendarily known as somebody who very vastly pioneered the instrument, at least in a Jazz context.

As for keyboards 'sounding like ass', that's vast ignorance.

Engine 08-07-2011 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra (Post 1093405)
As for keyboards 'sounding like ass', that's vast ignorance.

Anyone who says that is clearly ignorant at best.
I'm happy to see you back, Skali.

TheBig3 08-08-2011 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra (Post 1093405)
Sun Ra definitely played keyboard. He's legendarily known as somebody who very vastly pioneered the instrument, at least in a Jazz context.

As for keyboards 'sounding like ass', that's vast ignorance.

To be fair, Sun Ra was a nerdy mother****er. And I guess, you haven't heard "ass" before. It sounds almost identical to a synth.


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