Worst songs EVER........ (country, metal, pop, punk, great song)

kiki chunt · 04-29-2005, 06:52 PM

Sophie Ellis Bextor - Just die die die in horrible pain, you whining cat voiced self righteous talentless little trollop. Can't sing, writes the most irritating lyrics conceivable , and as for that incredibly slappable pouting insolent face . . . Yes, actually, I AM 'Mr know-it-all', at least compared to the likes of YOU, and be warned: if your throat ever comes within my arm's reach, I'll prevent you from ever scaring another domestic pet again.
Deep joy to know that she turned down the opportunity to record 'Can't get you out of my mind' - the song Kylie had the hit with. Dumb ****.

Sneer · 04-29-2005, 07:09 PM

^quite a humorous rant.

B-StrokeObject · 04-30-2005, 07:02 AM

holla back girl - gwen stefani
Funky town
anything rap and or by black eyed peas
Convoy - C.W. McCall

kiki chunt · 04-30-2005, 07:43 AM

TY Stu - I'm really a fairly nice guy, but she has commited some awesome crimes against music in her short career - and her lyrics make her sound like a spoilt and spiteful self righteous little bitch.

With you totally on Guns 'n' Roses BTW.

I'd been listening to classic and obscure older heavy rock for several years before those guys turned up, and really couldn't see what the fuss was about. Slash is undoubtedly a great axeman, but A. Rose's rock and roll histrionics and sub - Plant vocal style did SFA but irritate me. I was definitely in the minority though - suddenly I was surrounded by T-shirts, leather jackets, bandanas and even the odd tattoo (fer chrissakes!) . . . and it was all over TV, radio, jukeboxes and walkmans every damn place for what seemed like ages.

Cynical and formulaic marketing of them wound me up too - do the controversial rock and roll bad boy thing and - gasp - be a bit rude, maybe have a single banned in a few countries, then follow up on the media furore by releasing basically middle of the road hooky ballads with tacked on heavy guitar riffs for broad maximum appeal = $$$ for old hat. They were just the last wounded roar of that whole spandex and blonde permed rawk thing from the 80s IMO - more pointless macho posturing, verging on the homo erotic and total narcissism.

God, how refreshing it was to hear the likes of Nirvana and that whole new wave grunge thing kick off.

So p*ss of Axl, and don't let the "doaah" hit your ass on the way out.

Ah . . . so therapeutic to unburden myself of that in a public arena: thanks everyone for reading this far into my therapy . . .

ahem . . . as I was saying, I am actually a reasonably nice guy, but rockstar ego bull and media hype just gets my bile flowing - you really have to be something special to get away it without it flavouring my opinion of your music.

Step forward Oasis . . . god no, don't get me started on those over-rated, thieving derivative *******s . . .

Sneer · 04-30-2005, 07:49 AM

the pixies owned the 80s as far as im concerned.

SATCHMO · 04-30-2005, 03:52 PM

Its a toss up for me btween Candy Shop by 50 Cent and Wait Till' You See My D**k by The Yin Yang Twins

Tommyrocker · 04-30-2005, 03:56 PM

get Right - Jennifer lopez........sigh

kiki chunt · 04-30-2005, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LedZepStu

the pixies owned the 80s as far as im concerned.

Oh yeah, absolutely the finest band of the eighties, I can only think of one other act in that era that could touch them for originality and innovation . . . at risk of throwing a cat in among the pigeons: where do we all stand on The Smiths?

. . . hey I don't need even an opener - this can of worms came with it's own ringpull . . .

sleepy jack · 05-01-2005, 12:48 AM

Hoobastank "the Reason"

05-01-2005, 02:15 AM

i just wanna live - good charlotte wannabe punks impersonating justin timberlake by singing in falsetto voices.. good stuff

04-29-2005, 07:09 PM	#62 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	^quite a humorous rant. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

04-30-2005, 07:49 AM	#65 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	the pixies owned the 80s as far as im concerned. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

04-29-2005, 06:52 PM	#61 (permalink)
kiki chunt Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: darkest scotland Posts: 53	Sophie Ellis Bextor - Just die die die in horrible pain, you whining cat voiced self righteous talentless little trollop. Can't sing, writes the most irritating lyrics conceivable , and as for that incredibly slappable pouting insolent face . . . Yes, actually, I AM 'Mr know-it-all', at least compared to the likes of YOU, and be warned: if your throat ever comes within my arm's reach, I'll prevent you from ever scaring another domestic pet again. Deep joy to know that she turned down the opportunity to record 'Can't get you out of my mind' - the song Kylie had the hit with. Dumb ****.

04-30-2005, 07:02 AM	#63 (permalink)
B-StrokeObject Groupie Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: nova soctia Posts: 4	holla back girl - gwen stefani Funky town anything rap and or by black eyed peas Convoy - C.W. McCall

04-30-2005, 07:43 AM	#64 (permalink)
kiki chunt Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: darkest scotland Posts: 53	TY Stu - I'm really a fairly nice guy, but she has commited some awesome crimes against music in her short career - and her lyrics make her sound like a spoilt and spiteful self righteous little bitch. With you totally on Guns 'n' Roses BTW. I'd been listening to classic and obscure older heavy rock for several years before those guys turned up, and really couldn't see what the fuss was about. Slash is undoubtedly a great axeman, but A. Rose's rock and roll histrionics and sub - Plant vocal style did SFA but irritate me. I was definitely in the minority though - suddenly I was surrounded by T-shirts, leather jackets, bandanas and even the odd tattoo (fer chrissakes!) . . . and it was all over TV, radio, jukeboxes and walkmans every damn place for what seemed like ages. Cynical and formulaic marketing of them wound me up too - do the controversial rock and roll bad boy thing and - gasp - be a bit rude, maybe have a single banned in a few countries, then follow up on the media furore by releasing basically middle of the road hooky ballads with tacked on heavy guitar riffs for broad maximum appeal = $$$ for old hat. They were just the last wounded roar of that whole spandex and blonde permed rawk thing from the 80s IMO - more pointless macho posturing, verging on the homo erotic and total narcissism. God, how refreshing it was to hear the likes of Nirvana and that whole new wave grunge thing kick off. So pss of Axl, and don't let the "doaah" hit your ass on the way out. Ah . . . so therapeutic to unburden myself of that in a public arena: thanks everyone for reading this far into my therapy . . . ahem . . . as I was saying, I am actually a reasonably nice guy, but rockstar ego bull and media hype just gets my bile flowing - you really* have to be something special to get away it without it flavouring my opinion of your music. Step forward Oasis . . . god no, don't get me started on those over-rated, thieving derivative *******s . . .

04-30-2005, 03:52 PM	#66 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	Its a toss up for me btween Candy Shop by 50 Cent and Wait Till' You See My D**k by The Yin Yang Twins

05-01-2005, 02:15 AM	#70 (permalink)
pastor of muppets Guest Posts: n/a	i just wanna live - good charlotte wannabe punks impersonating justin timberlake by singing in falsetto voices.. good stuff