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Old 06-25-2011, 02:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I would like to know why Frank BEARD of ZZ Top does not have a beard. Therefore I will dedicate this thread to putting forth an effort to finding out this eternal question.

Any theories or facts/rumors would be very welcome.
I know something about this, because when I was a kid back in 80`s there used to be a music show on TV here in the UK on a Friday afternoon/evening called "The Tube", which used to feature a vast array of bands who performed a set of between maybe 3 to 6 songs each and most of these bands would also be interviewed as well. I remember ZZ Top being on there around 83 and 84 to promote their Eliminator album and also watching their interview. I specifically remember the interviewer asking Frank Beard why he didn`t have a beard and his reply was that when Billy and Dusty started to grow theirs back in the 70`s he did as well, but the problem was that his beard looked **** and didn`t grow thick and lush like theirs, so he decided to shave it off and never attempted to grow one again.

And that was the starightforward response he gave.
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Old 06-25-2011, 03:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I know something about this, because when I was a kid back in 80`s there used to be a music show on TV here in the UK on a Friday afternoon/evening called "The Tube", which used to feature a vast array of bands who performed a set of between maybe 3 to 6 songs each and most of these bands would also be interviewed as well. I remember ZZ Top being on there around 83 and 84 to promote their Eliminator album and also watching their interview. I specifically remember the interviewer asking Frank Beard why he didn`t have a beard and his reply was that when Billy and Dusty started to grow theirs back in the 70`s he did as well, but the problem was that his beard looked **** and didn`t grow thick and lush like theirs, so he decided to shave it off and never attempted to grow one again.

And that was the starightforward response he gave.
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Old 06-25-2011, 03:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ZZ Top was trying to be funny. they failed. however if they ever see this thread i'm sure they'll laugh their asses off
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Old 06-25-2011, 04:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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look, Frank Beard doesn't have a beard merely because Dusty doesn't live on a hill nor does Billy hang out with Gibbons

and lay off one of my fave groups of all time

if you wanna make fun of a group, make fun of Oasis or Motorhead
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