dumbest musician deaths

hip hop bunny hop · 05-18-2011, 07:53 PM

There are plenty of musicians who have died as a result of such utter self-absorption, that it is - in a way - spectacular. That someone could actually be persistent enough to do something absolutely retarded on a regular basis.... and then meet with a really, really pathetic end - I think this makes for good conversation.

So, let's see:

GG Allin - for all his big talk about killing people, threats to commit suicide on stage, GG died with a needle in his arm like a selfish girl. LAME!

Bill Murcia - got so ****ed up on pills he was completely unresponsive. Dumbass girls who he was hanging out with then poured coffee down his throat, attempting to wake him up with a jolt of caffeine. I think this qualifies as death by horrible taste in women.

Big Pun - a disgusting, fat blob. He was so fat that a tribe of New Guinea cannibals could have subsisted off of his ass for weeks on end; and then survived the rest of the year on his gigantic gut. Dying from a heart attack before he hit age 30, at the mammoth weight of 698 pounds, there's a number of ways you could describe his death. Death by Cheeseburger. Mauled by tens of thousands of Bear Claws.

Seth Putnam - is such a ****ing loser he failed at killing himself. Dumbass.

Ian Stuart Donaldson - one of the most famous explicitly racist musicians of all time; yet, despite posing tough and having an extensive list of groups he outright hated, he died in a car crash like an old person.

Eazy-E - died from AIDs, sparking rumors that he was a closet homo.

Jimi Hendrix - this hippie choked to death on vomit. Worst, he didn't have the decency to make it entertaining by choking to death on someone else's vomit - he choked on his own in his sleep, lazy hippie bum.

Any others?

TockTockTock · 05-18-2011, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop

Jimi Hendrix - this hippie choked to death on vomit. Worst, he didn't have the decency to make it entertaining by choking to death on someone else's vomit - he choked on his own in his sleep, lazy hippie bum.

Lazy? Do you realize how much work that man put into his music? Hendrix was brilliant, and he helped redefine the guitar let alone an entire genre of music. You should have more respect.

Insane Guest · 05-18-2011, 07:56 PM

He is just being a lame troll.

GuitarBizarre · 05-18-2011, 07:58 PM

This could not be more troll.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-18-2011, 08:06 PM

The concept of this thread might have been fine but the OP is just trolling, I don't think it's worth keeping open.

05-18-2011, 07:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
hip hop bunny hop Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,381	dumbest musician deaths There are plenty of musicians who have died as a result of such utter self-absorption, that it is - in a way - spectacular. That someone could actually be persistent enough to do something absolutely retarded on a regular basis.... and then meet with a really, really pathetic end - I think this makes for good conversation. So, let's see: GG Allin - for all his big talk about killing people, threats to commit suicide on stage, GG died with a needle in his arm like a selfish girl. LAME! Bill Murcia - got so **ed up on pills he was completely unresponsive. Dumbass girls who he was hanging out with then poured coffee down his throat, attempting to wake him up with a jolt of caffeine. I think this qualifies as death by horrible taste in women. Big Pun - a disgusting, fat blob. He was so fat that a tribe of New Guinea cannibals could have subsisted off of his ass for weeks on end; and then survived the rest of the year on his gigantic gut. Dying from a heart attack before he hit age 30, at the mammoth weight of 698 pounds, there's a number of ways you could describe his death. Death by Cheeseburger. Mauled by tens of thousands of Bear Claws. Seth Putnam - is such a **ing loser he failed at killing himself. Dumbass. Ian Stuart Donaldson - one of the most famous explicitly racist musicians of all time; yet, despite posing tough and having an extensive list of groups he outright hated, he died in a car crash like an old person. Eazy-E - died from AIDs, sparking rumors that he was a closet homo. Jimi Hendrix - this hippie choked to death on vomit. Worst, he didn't have the decency to make it entertaining by choking to death on someone else's vomit - he choked on his own in his sleep, lazy hippie bum. Any others? __________________ Have mercy on the poor.

05-18-2011, 07:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	He is just being a lame troll.

05-18-2011, 08:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	The concept of this thread might have been fine but the OP is just trolling, I don't think it's worth keeping open.