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dumbest musician deaths
There are plenty of musicians who have died as a result of such utter self-absorption, that it is - in a way - spectacular. That someone could actually be persistent enough to do something absolutely retarded on a regular basis.... and then meet with a really, really pathetic end - I think this makes for good conversation.
So, let's see: GG Allin - for all his big talk about killing people, threats to commit suicide on stage, GG died with a needle in his arm like a selfish girl. LAME! Bill Murcia - got so ****ed up on pills he was completely unresponsive. Dumbass girls who he was hanging out with then poured coffee down his throat, attempting to wake him up with a jolt of caffeine. I think this qualifies as death by horrible taste in women. Big Pun - a disgusting, fat blob. He was so fat that a tribe of New Guinea cannibals could have subsisted off of his ass for weeks on end; and then survived the rest of the year on his gigantic gut. Dying from a heart attack before he hit age 30, at the mammoth weight of 698 pounds, there's a number of ways you could describe his death. Death by Cheeseburger. Mauled by tens of thousands of Bear Claws. Seth Putnam - is such a ****ing loser he failed at killing himself. Dumbass. Ian Stuart Donaldson - one of the most famous explicitly racist musicians of all time; yet, despite posing tough and having an extensive list of groups he outright hated, he died in a car crash like an old person. Eazy-E - died from AIDs, sparking rumors that he was a closet homo. Jimi Hendrix - this hippie choked to death on vomit. Worst, he didn't have the decency to make it entertaining by choking to death on someone else's vomit - he choked on his own in his sleep, lazy hippie bum. Any others? |
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He is just being a lame troll.
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This could not be more troll.
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The concept of this thread might have been fine but the OP is just trolling, I don't think it's worth keeping open.
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