Stupid musical statements that you can't fathom

**Janszoon** · 01-21-2011, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IWP

"I don't consider Black Sabbath or Metallica metal, I consider them alternative."

Riiight. And Louis Armstrong isn't jazz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon

"I don't like rap because it's all negative, rock is never negative."

georgiehadley · 01-21-2011, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RVCA

"Can't spell crap without RAP lololol"

^ me, 2 years ago

Fantastic quote..I know loads of people that would agree with this...

Rappers cant sing so all they do to try and make it is talk their way though a song instead!!!!

Howard the Duck · 01-21-2011, 09:07 AM

KORN = King of Rabies Nation

s_k · 01-21-2011, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RVCA

"Can't spell crap without RAP lololol"

^ me, 2 years ago

Oh I actually like that one

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 01-21-2011, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce

KORN = King of Rabies Nation

That's... confusing.

The absolute champion of all, imo:

"That has no melody" or "That's just noise" or "That's just random"

To anything, and everything, slightly technical/experimental/not on MTV's rotation 15 times a day.

The big one that gets me is accusing a song of having no melody. I mean, what does that mean? A hardcore country fan will listen to country just because he or she lives in a rural area, and rip on metal for "having no melody". To me, it's a massive cop-out because there's no way you can really scientifically judging having, or not having melody. I always respond with "Sure it does, it has plenty of melodies", and it just confused the Hell out of them.

bob. · 01-21-2011, 12:21 PM

so i like to wear "band" shirts....i hate it when someone asks me if i like the band that i am whorishly promoting.....i just don't get it....i get it more often than anyone would think....i also find 'is that a band?' question pretty annoying

<me wearing a 'Swans' shirt>

dipshit. 'Do You Like Swans?
me. NO!...i fucking hate them!....you see i wear this shirt in hopes that due my repulsive face and body oder that people will go out and protest their shows and have ****ing bon fires of all their merchandise and albums....and with any luck kill them is some riotous act

s_k · 01-21-2011, 12:25 PM

Perhaps he was referring to

?

bob. · 01-21-2011, 12:39 PM

i cannot see that picture....should i just assume its a picture of a majestic bird?

clutnuckle · 01-21-2011, 01:01 PM

Yeahhh, if you wear a band shirt that just says the name without any pictures, people are inclined to think you just enjoy 'SWANS' as an animal.

I once had a shirt for the band Thursday, and I made the mistake of wearing it on a Thursday. From then on, people thought I just really, really liked that time of the week.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-21-2011, 01:04 PM

I only wore a Sex Pistols t-shirt because I'm a fan of phallic shaped weaponry.

01-21-2011, 12:21 PM	#286 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	so i like to wear "band" shirts....i hate it when someone asks me if i like the band that i am whorishly promoting.....i just don't get it....i get it more often than anyone would think....i also find 'is that a band?' question pretty annoying <me wearing a 'Swans' shirt> dipshit. 'Do You Like Swans? me. NO!...i fucking hate them!....you see i wear this shirt in hopes that due my repulsive face and body oder that people will go out and protest their shows and have ****ing bon fires of all their merchandise and albums....and with any luck kill them is some riotous act __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

01-21-2011, 12:25 PM	#287 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	Perhaps he was referring to ? __________________ Click here to see my collection

01-21-2011, 12:39 PM	#288 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	i cannot see that picture....should i just assume its a picture of a majestic bird? __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

01-21-2011, 01:04 PM	#290 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I only wore a Sex Pistols t-shirt because I'm a fan of phallic shaped weaponry. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

01-21-2011, 09:07 AM	#283 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	KORN = King of Rabies Nation

01-21-2011, 01:01 PM	#289 (permalink)
clutnuckle Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: -_-_-_-_~__~-~_-`_`-~_-`-~-~ Posts: 1,276	Yeahhh, if you wear a band shirt that just says the name without any pictures, people are inclined to think you just enjoy 'SWANS' as an animal. I once had a shirt for the band Thursday, and I made the mistake of wearing it on a Thursday. From then on, people thought I just really, really liked that time of the week.