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12-21-2003, 11:24 PM
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Punk Rocker
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Pennsylvania
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Good Parodies
I found the perfect one for christmas, by metallica:
[Verse 1] Say your prayers little one Don’t forget, my son Santa knows what you’ve done I’ve tucked you in, warm within Go to sleep my friend, you know Santa will come [Pre-chorus] Sleep with one eye open Watching the Christmas tree [Chorus] Christmas lights Holy night Good children He’ll bring you presents once again [Verse 2] Here he comes, shut the light Heavy thoughts tonight Of sugar plums and snow white Dreams of bikes, dreams of toys For the good girls and boys He knows who’s naughty and nice [Repeat Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] (Spoken) Now I lay me down to sleep I will not share, my toys I’ll keep And if I die before I wake I pray the lord my toys will break Hush little baby; don’t say a word Never mind that noise you heard It’s just a reindeer on the roof Santa’s real – that’s living proof! [Repeat Chorus]
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12-21-2003, 11:45 PM
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Punk Rocker
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I didn't mean to put christmas parodies but anyway who cares here is a parody of tnt:
Ow, ugh, ow, ouch, ow, ugh, ow, ouch, ow, ugh, ow, ouch, ow, ugh, ow, ouch Pus is dripping from my privates And it really hurts to pee Not sure how I got it yet But now I am not clean Women to the left of me And women to the right Used no rubber Used no condom Man that was really dumb Now I’ve got VD. I am not right. Got VD. What happened last night? Got VD. I'll need a shot Got VD. What have I got? I’m dirty, diseased, it burns like hell I’m a sorry man My Johnson shriveled and turned black Understand? I don't want your daughter Don't want your wife On the bathroom floor Hacked it off with a knife Couldn't take the pain Flushed it down the drain Yeah, I’ve got VD. I am not right. Got VD. What happened last night? Got VD. Now I'll need a shot Got VD. What have I got? Yeah, I’ve got VD. I am not right. Got VD. What happened last night? Got VD. Now I'll need a shot Got VD. What have I got?
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Everyone has music in them. Only the talented have the ability to share it with the rest of the world. Here's a thought; let's stop labeling music and fighting over what genre a certain band is, and start listening to whatever pleases our ears no matter what anyone thinks of it! ;)
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12-22-2003, 08:55 AM
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Groupie
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: VT USA
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Since we are being gross
 Syphilis Sung to the Tune for the Beatles Song Yesterday Syphilis it started with a simple kiss now its hard to take a piss oh I beleive in Syphilis Suddenly Im only half the man I used to be There are things falling off of me oh Syphilis came suddenly AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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12-22-2003, 09:03 AM
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Punk Rocker
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Pretty good one!
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Everyone has music in them. Only the talented have the ability to share it with the rest of the world. Here's a thought; let's stop labeling music and fighting over what genre a certain band is, and start listening to whatever pleases our ears no matter what anyone thinks of it! ;)
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I don't think it can compare to the real thing, though.
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