Offbeat Observations About Music

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-16-2010, 04:53 PM

Not saying they have to be really funny, just enough to raise a knowing smirk.

For example.....

Typing out the tracklisting for Napalm Death's Scum album takes longer to do than what it would to listen to the bloody thing.

Got that?

Good

Away you go then.

Anteater · 02-16-2010, 04:55 PM

Every time I see a track less than 2 minutes with the word "Intro" in its name, I know I'll never listen to it.

Next.

duga · 02-16-2010, 05:09 PM

In Indiana, I guarantee if you go out to a bar you WILL hear Journey's 'Don't Stop Believing' before the end of the night.

In fact, there was an acoustic band playing last Thursday and they were playing a great selection. Then all the sudden I hear it. Yep....even with a live acoustic band I had to endure this song.

Oh, and the entire ****ing bar sings along to it.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 02-16-2010, 05:14 PM

Love Shack is played at kids parties. Love Shack. Love Shack.

NumberNineDream · 02-16-2010, 05:42 PM

I think the song I heard the most in my life is Bohemian Rhapsody, and not because I like this song, but because every frickin' day, someone feels the need to show off his ability to sing all the lyrics, in five different voices of the most puking hideousness.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 03-16-2010, 09:40 PM

Why do they play country music at roller rinks?
I live in Ohio. I don't hear it much. Don't ask me why I was in a roller rink. I know this isn't 1974 but I was. And they were playing country music. Not just one song, a continuous loop of country songs. The roller rink was filled with preteens who bitched and requested Lil' Wayne songs all night.

IWP · 03-17-2010, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anteater

Every time I see a track less than 2 minutes with the word "Intro" in its name, I know I'll never listen to it.

Ha, that's about the same thing for me.

boo boo · 03-17-2010, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NumberNineDream

I think the song I heard the most in my life is Bohemian Rhapsody, and not because I like this song, but because every frickin' day, someone feels the need to show off his ability to sing all the lyrics, in five different voices of the most puking hideousness.

I'm guilty of this.

lucifer_sam · 03-17-2010, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

Why do they play country music at roller rinks?
I live in Ohio. I don't hear it much. Don't ask me why I was in a roller rink. I know this isn't 1974 but I was. And they were playing country music. Not just one song, a continuous loop of country songs. The roller rink was filled with preteens who bitched and requested Lil' Wayne songs all night.

I think we've arrived at the crux of your problem right here...

white/noise · 03-17-2010, 11:06 AM

there should be a rule prohibiting cover band's from "posting new tunes" to their myspace pages. if you are a cover band, you, in fact, never have "new tunes" to post. sorta an oxymoron.

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Offbeat Observations About Music Not saying they have to be really funny, just enough to raise a knowing smirk. For example..... Typing out the tracklisting for Napalm Death's Scum album takes longer to do than what it would to listen to the bloody thing. Got that? Good Away you go then. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

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duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	In Indiana, I guarantee if you go out to a bar you WILL hear Journey's 'Don't Stop Believing' before the end of the night. In fact, there was an acoustic band playing last Thursday and they were playing a great selection. Then all the sudden I hear it. Yep....even with a live acoustic band I had to endure this song. Oh, and the entire ****ing bar sings along to it. __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...

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NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	I think the song I heard the most in my life is Bohemian Rhapsody, and not because I like this song, but because every frickin' day, someone feels the need to show off his ability to sing all the lyrics, in five different voices of the most puking hideousness. __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

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~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	Love Shack is played at kids parties. Love Shack. Love Shack.

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~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	Why do they play country music at roller rinks? I live in Ohio. I don't hear it much. Don't ask me why I was in a roller rink. I know this isn't 1974 but I was. And they were playing country music. Not just one song, a continuous loop of country songs. The roller rink was filled with preteens who bitched and requested Lil' Wayne songs all night.

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white/noise Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: greyskull Posts: 22	there should be a rule prohibiting cover band's from "posting new tunes" to their myspace pages. if you are a cover band, you, in fact, never have "new tunes" to post. sorta an oxymoron.