Kripes

If I ever joined the army: "Benny Got Blowed Up" by Nofx.

If I went on a mass murdering spree and was eventually killed: "Blood Red Summer" by Coheed & Cambria.

If I ever take over the world and become a dictator, but get assasinated then "So Long...And Thanks For The Crutches" by BoySetsFire.

If I die of a drug overdose and was married/engaged/spoken for then "The Girl With The Broken Heart, The (By The Way (No One Cares))" by American Eyes.

If I die any other way and am a good person, but was betrayed by everyone except one person then "Remember To Feel Real" by Armor For Sleep.

Anything else..."Not A Crime" by Gogol Bordello. Hahahahaha.


Oh, and if I was in the army and in command of a group of people and was a dictator towards them, but ended up being betrayed by one of them and killed and had loved ones at home then all of the above.

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