Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 03-16-2010, 09:44 PM

Posted in here because I can't find the goddamn "Best Lyrics" or "Favorite Lyrics" thread even though these are fantastic:

Quote:

Knuckles the dog what a very good dog you are
You're the best dog of all the other dogs by far

Raised to run the greyhound tracks
Down on the puppy farm
Retired and is now devoted
To protecting people from harm

Too slow to compete they sent him away
To the glue factory
Saved by a handicapped boy
Now everybody knows that boy is me

I am a blind and halting boy
Condemned to life in this wheelchair
Other kids will not play with me
But Knuckles the dog, you were always there

Knuckles goes to the nursing home
To visit the elderly
Abandoned by their own children
Knuckles lets them from their misery

Knuckles the dog what a very good dog you are
You're the best dog of all the other dogs by far

Knuckles the dog won't mind
He respects all forms of life
Dying now in my arms
To save me bravely gave his life

Put down by a chances bullet
That was meant for me
Knuckles the dog who helps people
Now you are forever free

Knuckles the dog what a very good dog you were

Killdozer. Amazing.

asshat · 03-16-2010, 10:00 PM

^^^^

Killdozer has many gems, my favorite is "f* ck you, you call this a hamburger!"

Worst lyrics are "hemispheres" by Rush, I`d post them but they're too god damn long.

Violent & Funky · 03-16-2010, 10:17 PM

Quote:

I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of these flames
Dwellin on the past
Its burnin' up my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey I think about the day
My girlie ran away with my pay
When fellas come to play
No she stuck with my homeez that she ****ed
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat
Hey, like a chump
Should I be feelin' bad? No
Should I be feelin good? No
Its kinda sad I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood
You would think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a sucker like I said
****ed up in the head, not!!
Maybe she just made a mistake
I should give her a break
My heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell
Watcha want me to say
I wont lie that I cant deny

[Chorus]

I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long, huh
To figure it out? but I did it
And I'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it
I cant believe that I can be deceived
By my so called girl, but in reality
Had hidden agenda
She put my tender heart in a blender
And still I surrendered
Hey, like a chump

[chorus]

I'm only human
Its so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They tell you to let it go
But its easier said then done
I appreciate it
I do, but just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone!!
Just leave me alone!
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same

[Chorus]

boo boo · 03-16-2010, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rickenbacker

Don't worry about it Conan... he's a Dream Theater fan.

Interesting bit of trivia, bringing up the fact that someone likes Dream Theater is still the most preferable form of insult in most English speaking countries.

white/noise · 03-17-2010, 10:47 AM

**** Green Day, forever!

Quote:

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation that doesn't know media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind **** America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

Well maybe I'm the ***got America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well then that's enough to argue.

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information nation of hysteria.
It's going out to idiot America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 03-17-2010, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by white/noise

**** Green Day, forever!

I feel like a third grade english teacher for asking this, but what makes them bad? Explain. By explaining why you hate the lyrics, you will gain the attention of the audience and potential LULz will skyrocket.

No offense bandteacher1 or whatever the facuck your name is.

white/noise · 03-17-2010, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

I feel like a third grade english teacher for asking this, but what makes them bad? Explain. By explaining why you hate the lyrics, you will gain the attention of the audience and potential LULz will skyrocket.

No offense bandteacher1 or whatever the facuck your name is.

why I hate green day...

chipped tooth, 40 year old dudes, follow the pop punk formula. slathered in guy-liner, with newly coiffed emo haircuts, singing songs about being dumb teenagers...25 years later. more like music for the parents of dumb teenagers. one of the reasons hot topic even exists. made ****ty mall punk ok. this song, in particular, sounds like it was written by a 14 year old girl, on a sour patch kid sugar-high, after her first michael moore movie. for jeebus' sake, THE SONG WAS ON A JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL SOUNDTRACK! now that's punk as ****!

judges?

Unknown Soldier · 03-17-2010, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by white/noise

**** Green Day, forever!

I think these are pretty good lyrics for a cartoon punk pop band.

white/noise · 03-17-2010, 05:34 PM

Its generic crap. Trying to take advantage of "popular" sentiment. This song is like pop punk toby keith.

Unknown Soldier · 03-17-2010, 05:41 PM

Thats my point, its a parody of corniness that is most suited to these groups and for this reason it makes them kind of fun to listen to.

I also love Limp Bizkits lyrics but I don`t think of them as a great band either, just a fun band.

03-16-2010, 10:00 PM	#52 (permalink)
asshat king of sex Join Date: May 2009 Location: canada Posts: 331	^^^^ Killdozer has many gems, my favorite is "f* ck you, you call this a hamburger!" Worst lyrics are "hemispheres" by Rush, I`d post them but they're too god damn long. __________________ Rye Catcher II: Electric Boogaloo http://oldhickory666.blogspot.com/

03-17-2010, 05:34 PM	#59 (permalink)
white/noise Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: greyskull Posts: 22	Its generic crap. Trying to take advantage of "popular" sentiment. This song is like pop punk toby keith.

03-17-2010, 05:41 PM	#60 (permalink)
Unknown Soldier Horribly Creative Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: London, The Big Smoke Posts: 8,265	Thats my point, its a parody of corniness that is most suited to these groups and for this reason it makes them kind of fun to listen to. I also love Limp Bizkits lyrics but I don`t think of them as a great band either, just a fun band.