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Old 01-31-2010, 04:44 PM   #41 (permalink)
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There it is (what?) that, ambiguous cat.
Gritty kitty my rikky-raw rhetoric rap.
Takin' back my style rip r-rebirth (gimme that!)
'Cause I don't give a kcuf like the "f-word" reversed!


I almost put this in favorite lyrics...it's one of those where you just can't decide if its awful or amazing.
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Old 01-31-2010, 06:13 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Here are some precious lines from everyone’s favourite “band”, BrokeNCYDE (also know as the only music that literally makes me want to cut of my ears with a plastic knife):

Sex Toys:
I love it when you tease me
You make it seem so easy!
You make my pee-pee hard!
You make my pee-pee hard!

Damn right ho your so sleezy
You give me the heebie jeebies!
You make my pee-pee hard!
You make my pee-pee hard!
Oh... my god. I mean I knew they were bad but not.....



























like that bad.
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Old 01-31-2010, 06:29 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Five Finger Death Punch- Way of the Fist:
"Deserve it, you earned it, Got yourself a fuckin' war
Believe it, you need it, Face down, on the fuckin' floor
I hate it, Can't take it
Wanna break your fucking bones
No mercy, you faggot
Should've left it all alone"

I'd post more but I'm afraid Ivan moody would burst out my computer screen and beat the shit out of me.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:13 PM   #44 (permalink)
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"People equal shit (x4)
People equal shit (Whatcha gonna do?)
People equal shit (Cuz I am not afraid of you)
People equal shit (I'm everything you'll never be)
People equal shit"
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:20 PM   #45 (permalink)
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"The Clap" by the Unicorns is possibly my least favorite song in terms of lyrics:

Clap your hands if you want some
Clap your hands if you need some
Clap your hands if you can't wait

Cleverly titled 'The Clap' and not 'Clap'. Sadly, the STD has more shelf-life and intelligence than this song and its lyrics. Intentionally stupid, and twice as sad.
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Old 02-01-2010, 06:25 PM   #46 (permalink)
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really. NOTHING could be worse. NOTHING, close the thread.


New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33

Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
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Old 02-01-2010, 06:32 PM   #47 (permalink)
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really. NOTHING could be worse. NOTHING, close the thread.


New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33

Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
Hahahaha, I almost forgot about that awful song. The lyricism is so completely random and pointless:

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

Yeahhhh.
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Old 02-03-2010, 03:34 AM   #48 (permalink)
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"People equal shit (x4)
People equal shit (Whatcha gonna do?)
People equal shit (Cuz I am not afraid of you)
People equal shit (I'm everything you'll never be)
People equal shit"
Haha yes! Also

Limp Bizkit
i did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so you can take that cookie and stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your (yeah)


Akon
She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore
I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl
Without being disrespectful
Damn you is a sexy bitch.

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Old 02-03-2010, 03:27 PM   #49 (permalink)
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One time
one time
one time
one time

Need I say more?
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Old 02-03-2010, 03:45 PM   #50 (permalink)
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One time
one time
one time
one time

Need I say more?
Haha, I thought he was a girl the first time I heard that song.
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