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Old 01-22-2010, 11:36 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Everybody in love, go put your hands up
Everybody in love, go put your hands up
Everybody in love, go put your hands up
If you’re in love, put your hands up hand up

You know you need someone
When the need’s so strong
When they’re gone you don’t know how to go on
So the whole world is stuck in a moment
Standing still until they come back

You accept that they’ve, got things to do
But sometimes in the end there’s nothing left for you
If hurt is missing your baby
I’ve done too much of it lately

Every minutes like an hour
Every hours like a day
Every day lasts forever
But what else am i gonna do
I’d wait forever and a day for you
I wait up, wait up
I can’t eat, I can’t sleep
what else could it be missing you so deep
long as I’m where you’re going to
I’d wait forever and a day for you
I wait up, wait up for you

And even when we mad, and say we’re through
Deep inside you feel the same way i do
Might as well turn around and just end this
Cause it’s harder tryin' to stay mad
I could tell you that you can’t stay here
Knowing just as soon as you disappear
That I’ll be missing you baby
Soon as you get up and you walk away

Every minutes like an hour
Every hours like a day
Every day lasts forever
But what else am i gonna do
I’d wait forever and a day for you
I wait up, wait up
I can’t eat, I can’t sleep
what else could it be missing you so deep
long as I’m where you’re going to
I’d wait forever and a day for you
I wait up, wait up for you

Everybody in love
Go put your hands up
Everybody in love
Go put your hands up
Everybody in love
Go put your hands up
If you’re in love
Put your hands up
Everybody in love
Go put your hands up
Everybody in love
Go put your hands up
Everybody in love
Go put your hands up
If your in love
Put your hands up

Every minutes like an hour
Every hours like a day
Every day lasts forever
But what else am i gonna do
I’d wait forever and a day for you
I wait up, wait up
I can’t eat, I can’t sleep
what else could it be missing you so deep
long as I’m where you’re going to
I’d wait forever and a day for you
I wait up, wait up for you


The sad thing is it took 4 PEOPLE to write this crap

...That line... is genius... well it depends on how you look at it guess, but... it's just so profound. That's talent.
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Old 01-22-2010, 12:26 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I'm surprised more people haven't mentioned Crunk.
Oh hot damn, this is my jam
Keep me partying till the A.M
Ya'll don't understand, make me throw my hands
In the ayer, ay, ayer, ayer, ay, ayer


Hey this is my jam
Ya'll don't understand
I'll make you understand
What's pumpin in my CD player (player)
Party all night like yayer (yayer)
Shawty got a hand in the ayer (ayer)
Make me want to take it dayer
Then I go, here I go, here is my song
DJ bring it back come in my zone
I get paid for them couple bonez the next wop until the early morn I need that crunk when I'm up in tha club even my when my chevy pull up on them dubs give me that drop yellow waist like a drug lil mama hot and she might show me love o hot damn celebrate to tha A.M I love it so much it got me sayin


Oh hot damn, this is my jam
Keep me partying till the A.M
Ya'll don't understand, make me throw my hands
In the ayer, ay, ayer, ayer, ay, ayer


Hey Heyy I might just start the wave like I'm at a ball game do my thang hands up high I got money in tha bank I'm so fly 747 pain rock it no stop it how I got my name baby keep poppin you might get tha fame walk tha red carpet won't see you the same I get tha stuntin forget my name start with me ride with me represent tha city vibe with me make me throw it up ma timid in tha club go ahead throw it up gotta wonder how much to show enough to stare(stare) I'm hood so it's really unfair (unfair) shorty go ahead and get bare(bare) we ain't gonna treat our city like the mayor(mayor)


Oh hot damn, this is my jam
Keep me partying till the A.M
Ya'll don't understand, make me throw my hands
In the ayer, ay, ayer, ayer, ay, ayer


Alright now stop oooo put your hands in the ayer it's a stick (a stick up stick up) it's a stick up just to tha ceilin man
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Old 01-22-2010, 12:28 PM   #23 (permalink)
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This ones easy and what makes it especially bad is that they wrote is as if these lyrics were a legitamte socio-political protest song that would really stick it to 'the man'. I've highlighted my favorite line:

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Say you don't know me, or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night

Marconi plays the Mamba,
Listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll!
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Someone always playing corporation games
Who cares they're always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

Marconi plays the Mamba,
Listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll!
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

It's just another Sunday, in a tired old street
Police have got the choke hold,ohhhhh and we just lost the beat

Who counts the money, underneath the bar
Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars
Don't tell us you need us, 'cause we're the ship of fools
Looking for America, crawling through your schools

Don't you remember ...

Marconi plays the Mamba,
Listen to the radio -
Don't you remember?
We built this city,
We built this city on rock and roll
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
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Old 01-23-2010, 02:43 PM   #24 (permalink)
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"Year 3000"

one day when i came home at lunchtime,
i heard a funny noise
went out to the back yard to find out if it was,
one of those rowdy boys.
stood there with my neighbour called peter,
and a Flux Capacitor.

he told me he built a time machine
like the one in a film i've seen,
yeah yeah... he said...

[Chorus:]
i've been to the year three thousand
not much has changed but they lived under water,
and your great great great grand daughter,
is pretty fine (is pretty fine)

he took me to the future in the flux thing and i saw everything,
boybands and another one and another one ... and another one!
triple breasted women swim around town... totally naked!

we drove round in a time machine,
like the one in the film i've seen..
yeah yeah... he said...

[Chorus]

i took a trip to the year 3 thousand
this song had gone multi platinum,
everybody bought our 7th album.
it had outsold michael jackson,
i took a trip to the year 3 thousand
this song had gone multi platinum,
everybody bought our 7th album, 7th album.

he told me he built a time machine
like the one in a film i've seen,
yeah yeah... he said...

[Chorus x4]
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Old 01-23-2010, 03:51 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I feel like I posted this somewhere else around here...but whatever. Buckcherry are notorious for having the worst, most idiotic lyrics ever. Case in point:

I hit the bottle in the morning
In the summertime.
I quit my job 'cause it gets in the way.

I find a party by the ocean,
Buy the cheapest wine,
Call up my friends to come and waste the day.

I got a dime bag,
Corduroys, and colored sleeves,
A bindle and some LSD.

Now I'm just lookin' for a girl to meet
To help me to forget my name.

(bridge)
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
Most of us are just livin' a lie!
Trying to get ****ed up every night!

(chorus)
I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day.
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry, but I have to say...
I'm too drunk to ****!

Now the party was jumpin'
And the girls were fine,
With the lipstick summer glaze!

I got so many women
Comin' after me
I put some pussy on lay-away.

I was smoked out,
Torn up,
Drunk as ****
And I wouldn't want to change a thing!

Young and dumb
And full of ***
With the sugar loaded candy cane!

(Bridge)
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
Most of us are just livin' a lie!
Trying to get ****ed up every night!

(Chorus)
I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
OH! I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry, but I have to say...
I'm too drunk to **** ya

OH! I'm to drunk to **** ya!

(solo)

I can't eat,
Can't sleep,
And I'm bored as ****.
And the girl I want just walked away.

She just found out
I'm too drunk to ****
It looks like I'm not gettin laid.

(Bridge)
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high!
Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
Most of us are just livin' a lie!
Trying to get ****ed up every night!

(Chorus)
I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
OH! I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry but I have to say...
I'm too drunk to **** ya!
Too drunk to **** ya!
YEAH! I'm too drunk to **** ya!
Too drunk to **** ya!
(repeated)
Some one help me!
Lord have mercy,
Please, somebody help me!
I can't even ****in breathe!
I'm too drunk to ****!
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Old 01-24-2010, 03:46 AM   #26 (permalink)
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pretty much anything jay sean sings. haha. sad.
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Old 01-24-2010, 08:12 PM   #27 (permalink)
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So nobody has mentioned Owl City yet?

I'd get a thousand hugs/from ten thousand lightning bugs (?)

The whole song is such an obviously shallow attempt to be "deep" it drives me up the wall. The kind of girls who quote Postal Service lyrics as their Facebook status updates are the ones who get into this song i'd imagine.
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Old 01-24-2010, 10:04 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I got so many women
Comin' after me
I put some pussy on lay-away.
That's awful
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Old 01-24-2010, 10:34 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz - Real Nigga Roll Call

Right about now (whats up)
It's time for the real nigga roll call
Now when you hear your city or state (Uh Huh) being called
You put your mother****in' middle finger up in this bitch
ATL, St. Louis, Alabahma, Chicago, The Carolina's, Naptown,
DC, The Bay Area, VA, Miami, New York niggas, texas, You ain't know!
Ya'll niggas can't **** wit my niggas ho![pussy niggaz]
Motha**** that nigga!
Motha**** that bitch!
Ya'll niggas!
Some old ass flexin' ass flauntin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some real ass trill ass niggas!
Ya'll niggas!
Be some ho ass pussy ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some head-bussin' gangsta ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some runnin' and scarey ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some Roy Jone beat ya ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some cake and handcuffin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some "Send them hoes out!" ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some tricking "Don't pay them hoes!" ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some Don Juan pimpin' ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some 22 havin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some chopper street sweepin' ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Them ol' half ounce sellin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some dirty bird movin' ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some kissin' security ass, ass niggas!
My Niggas!
**** them hoes and let 'em know ass niggas!
See I'ma mean nigga
Youse afraid nigga
Ol' pretend nigga
Smile and grin nigga
I hate a false nigga
Diana Ross nigga
So if ya lost nigga
Meet tha boss nigga
He's a super nigga
Grin and groupa nigga
Act stupid nigga
I'll ****in' nuke a nigga
Cuz youse a happy nigga
And ima nappy nigga
****in' scrappy nigga
Meet ya pappy nigga
Its Ice Cube nigga
And Little Jon nigga
So if ya drunk nigga
Keep it crunk nigga
To you punk nigga
Feel tha bump nigga
Get yo testifyin ass in tha trunk nigga
You wanna tell nigga?
I'll dump a shell nigga
Send a frail nigga
Str8 ta hell nigga
Thats ya shelter nigga
Helta-skelta nigga
And when I belt a nigga
God help a nigga!
Yeah!
I see you and your lil clique up in tha club nigga
I see ya'll niggas over there talkin' and ****
But you know what nigga
Bitch niggas get dealt wit mother****in' real quick! Ice Cube!
Here we come boy
Real niggas shoot ta kill betta run boy
Or you can tell me how I feel as a
Real nigga
Which nigga
Go get a bitch nigga
No better
Hoes better do what I say
Cuz I'm insane in tha brain (insane in the brain)
Bitch I got Rick James in my veins
Real niggas never change
We just let it bang
Roll thru tha gutter lane
Daddy said let 'em hang
And cut 'em like its butter man
Skeet skeet skeet
Naw thats tha other man
Cuz my skeet never LEAKED
OUT THIS RUBBER mayne
TNA ain't workin' niggas DNA
That crazy bitch'll have ya ass off E&J
Fake niggas got these real bitches bein' ***
Til my peoples come around its like night and day
Now she wanna change her god and the way she pray
Authentic niggas all know thats tha playa way
We runnin this bitch
Ya'll niggas ain't ****
We runnin this bitch
Ya'll niggas ain't ****
We in tha club gettin' crunk
You in tha club gettin' stomped
We in tha club gettin' crunk
You in tha club gettin' stomped
We in tha hood on tha block
You in tha hood gettin' shot
We in tha hood on tha block
You in tha hood gettin' shot
We quick ta show you what we bout
You quick to run ya ****in' mouth
We quick ta show you what we bout
You quick to run ya ****in' mouth
We real niggas from tha east
And we act a ****in' beast
We real niggas from tha east
And we act a ****in' beast
We gangsta niggas from the west
Puttin holes in ya vest
We gangsta niggas from the west
Puttin holes in ya vest
My midwest niggas hard
Quick ta pull ya ****in' card
My midwest niggas hard
Quick ta pull ya ****in' card
And down south we set if off
Blow ya ****in' face off
And down south we set if off
Blow ya ****in' face off (real nigga roll call!)


Buckcherry - Sorry

Oh I had a lot to say, was thinking on my time away
I missed you and things weren't the same
'Cause everything inside it never comes out right
And when I see you cry, it makes me want to die
I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue
I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know, I cant take it back.
I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds
And baby, the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry
This time I think, I'm to blame
It's harder to get through the days
You get older and blame turns to shame
'Cause everything inside it never comes out right
And when I see you cry, it makes me want to die
I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue
I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know, I cant take it back
I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds
And baby, the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry
Every single day, I think about how we came all this way
The sleepless nights and the tears you cried
It's never too late to make it right
Oh yeah
Sorry
I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue
I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know, I cant take it back
I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds
And baby, the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry
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Old 01-24-2010, 10:39 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Goin' to the club, to pick up a hot young dancer.
If pussy was a cigarette, I'd have CRAZY cancer.
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