A year ago an 11 year old girl told me this was her favorite song, so later that night I looked it up...

Oh my god that almost tops the "king kong on my nuts" song

Seriously baffling. 3,816 ratings on youtube resulting in 5 stars...

:confused:

Seriously?

read the thread and tell me what he means then. why even bring up mandarin?

Naruto=Japanese manga
I ****ed up, in Japan they don't speak Mandarin Chinese (durh), but I'm pretty sure the lyrics to the themesong of a Japanese cartoon wern't originally written in english. When you translate songs to other languages, sometimes they come out wonky. Maybe translations arn't always accurate (hence "Charlie is not the internet."), screwing the lyrics original meaning and making them lose what originally made them good.

Why would Clash songs be written in Mandarin?! Do you even know who they are!?

Ooook now it all makes sense I wondered what you were talking about. Yeah I was just kidding I knew it wasnt english first for naruto.

@Paloma- Of course I know The Clash. Read the thread we were talking about something else and I was confused because they started talking about Mandarin.

C'mere, lets hug it out. We can be friends and start everything anew.
*STAB*

*block*
*counter*

I love Madonna but her rap from her song "American Life" is pretty laughable:

I'm drinking a soy latte
I get a double shot-ay
It goes right through my body
And you know I'm satisfied

I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-duper
Yo they tell me I'm a trooper
And you know I'm satisfied

I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out the bodies
And you know I'm satisfied

I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic s*** is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied

etc. etc.

I think it was supposed to be ridiculous, but still.

The band that was almost number one, they were told that Surfin' Bird would be the number one single on the next weeks Billboard unless something unheard of happened...some band from Liverpool came along and knocked them down to number four.

The Ramones version is better.

"Call me mister flinstone, I can make your bed rock"
- Bedrock

Any mind numbing R&B that's been releasing in the past 10 years.

Neyo and that lot need to DIAF.

Cliches are one of the foundations of country music, but when you start making confusing metaphors *out* of cliches ...
YouTube - Clint Black -Spend My Time

Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It

I could continue with this song, but it has to be the most annoying lyrics I have ever come across.

That sounds like something off an SNL digital short.
And not the good ones.

Blur - Girls and Boys

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love

*shudder*

What's so bad about that? It's a silly song but Blur write songs like that on purpose.

Albarn wrote that song about some experience he had at a party where a big orgy took place or something like that, which he seemed to describe as a rather surreal experience.

At least with Blur there's usually some wit or irony behind the silliness, unlike Oasis who pretty much only know how to write songs a 5 year old could come up with.

Yes yes!I totally agree with you boo boo..Especially about Oasis..
you typed faster...; )

I've always kind of enjoyed those lyrics.

Don't get me wrong, I like Blur. I prefer them around the '13' era though. That being said, I can't stand Girls and Boys, awful lyrics. I don't care how quirky or fun they are, a 5 year old definitely could write lyrics about girls and boys liking each other. Worst Blur song IMO.

Heh, I do think it's one of their weakest songs.

One of the only good Blur songs IMO. :p:

"I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island"

Awww ****, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shawty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f***in deck (yeah, shawty)
But stay on your mother****in toes! We runnin this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat! Take a good hard look at the motherf***in boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherf***er take a look at me
Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and sh!t
This dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the f*** up, this boat is real}

**** land, I'm on a boat, motherf***er (motherf***er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, motherf***er (motherf***er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf***er (yeah)
The boat engine make noise, motherf***er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon, Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I f***ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf***in boat

Whoahhh Sha-sha-shorty, shorty Yeah yeah yeahhh

... worst song ever

I'm going to list the worst lyrics if all time. This song actually made it pretty big. Here it is:

Chaccaron Maccaron - El Mudo ( If I'm correct Mudo means mute in Spanish)

oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa . sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon

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Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

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Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron, Chacarro

o_O

It's about Club 18-30 holidays

WTF?

For seriously?

Blur are essentially the only britpop band I really care about. Modern Life is Rubbish is essentially the best non-Radiohead rock album that ever came out of England in the 90s.

I still care for Oasis, but I don't listen to them much anymore. I still care for The La's as well. :D

I think the worst Song Lyrics of all time would go to Jesse Mccartneys new song "Tonight is your night" I really found it weird and didn't fit him well.

To be fair it's been a long, long time since I listened to one of their albums, but I definitely didn't like them back in the day, that's for sure.

It was a joke song anyway, dude. The lyrics werent supposed to be good they were supposed to make people laugh. Which they did. You do realize that Andy Samberg isnt a real artist, right?

Most people would be totally unimpressed or even offended by the lyrics to "The HIV Song" by Ween.
These are them in their entirety:

AIDS, AIDS, HIV, AIDS, HIV
AIDS

HIV, AIDS, HIV, AIDS, AIDS
HIV

But I think it's hilarious.
I like to play it on the jukebox in a crowded bar.

You know what song I find offensive?
"Chicken Fried" by The Zac Brown Band.
The fact that it's so popular in the States is a testament to our penchant for consumerism and simple repetition.
And lines like:
"Salute the ones who died,
the ones who gave their lives,
so we don't have to sacrifice
the things we love
like our chicken fried..."
Makes me want to kill everybody I went to high school with.

anything by ke$ha. her lyrics are laughable. but the music is too freakin catchy.

and now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go hang myself from my ceiling fan. it's been real.

Ten worst IMO:

"The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica.
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle.
"Let me Clear my Throat", by DJ Kool.
"No Such Thing" by John Mayer.
"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock.
"I Disappear" by Metallica.
"My All" by Mariah Carey.
"Perfect" by Simple Plan.
"The Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston.
"Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith.

I didn't know Mariah Carey had words in her songs... I always thought they were just excessively protracted syllables tacked together. :o:

And here's another pearl from Metallica:


Oh My lifestyle (Birth is Pain) determines my deathstyle!
a rising tide (Life is Pain) that pushes to the other side!
My lifestyle (Death is Pain) determines my deathstyle!
a rising tide (Its All The Same) that pushes to the other side!

Frantic tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock

I've worn out always being afraid
An endless stream of fear that i've made
Treading water full of worry
This frantic tick tick talk goes hurry

System of a Down has some pretty stupid lyrics, although I don't think they count since they're purposely trying to be stupid.

etc