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Oh... my god. I mean I knew they were bad but not.....



























like that bad.

Five Finger Death Punch- Way of the Fist:
"Deserve it, you earned it, Got yourself a fuckin' war
Believe it, you need it, Face down, on the fuckin' floor
I hate it, Can't take it
Wanna break your fucking bones
No mercy, you faggot
Should've left it all alone"

I'd post more but I'm afraid Ivan moody would burst out my computer screen and beat the shit out of me.

"People equal shit (x4)
People equal shit (Whatcha gonna do?)
People equal shit (Cuz I am not afraid of you)
People equal shit (I'm everything you'll never be)
People equal shit"

"The Clap" by the Unicorns is possibly my least favorite song in terms of lyrics:

Clap your hands if you want some
Clap your hands if you need some
Clap your hands if you can't wait

Cleverly titled 'The Clap' and not 'Clap'. Sadly, the STD has more shelf-life and intelligence than this song and its lyrics. Intentionally stupid, and twice as sad.

really. NOTHING could be worse. NOTHING, close the thread.


New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33

Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton

Hahahaha, I almost forgot about that awful song. The lyricism is so completely random and pointless:

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

Yeahhhh.

Haha yes! Also

Limp Bizkit
i did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so you can take that cookie and stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your (yeah)


Akon
She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore
I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl
Without being disrespectful
Damn you is a sexy bitch.

:clap: :banghead:

One time
one time
one time
one time

Need I say more?

Haha, I thought he was a girl the first time I heard that song.

Posted in here because I can't find the goddamn "Best Lyrics" or "Favorite Lyrics" thread even though these are fantastic:

Killdozer. Amazing.

^^^^

Killdozer has many gems, my favorite is "f* ck you, you call this a hamburger!"


Worst lyrics are "hemispheres" by Rush, I`d post them but they're too god damn long.

Interesting bit of trivia, bringing up the fact that someone likes Dream Theater is still the most preferable form of insult in most English speaking countries.

**** Green Day, forever!

I feel like a third grade english teacher for asking this, but what makes them bad? Explain. By explaining why you hate the lyrics, you will gain the attention of the audience and potential LULz will skyrocket.

No offense bandteacher1 or whatever the facuck your name is.

why I hate green day...

chipped tooth, 40 year old dudes, follow the pop punk formula. slathered in guy-liner, with newly coiffed emo haircuts, singing songs about being dumb teenagers...25 years later. more like music for the parents of dumb teenagers. one of the reasons hot topic even exists. made ****ty mall punk ok. this song, in particular, sounds like it was written by a 14 year old girl, on a sour patch kid sugar-high, after her first michael moore movie. for jeebus' sake, THE SONG WAS ON A JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL SOUNDTRACK! now that's punk as ****!

judges?

I think these are pretty good lyrics for a cartoon punk pop band.

Its generic crap. Trying to take advantage of "popular" sentiment. This song is like pop punk toby keith.

Thats my point, its a parody of corniness that is most suited to these groups and for this reason it makes them kind of fun to listen to.

I also love Limp Bizkits lyrics but I don`t think of them as a great band either, just a fun band.

But they meant this. Like it was a serious protest song. Then they covered "working class hero", like they had a message. Total rubbish.

I had the misfortune of picking up Orgy's "Punk Statik Paranoia" for a couple dollars in a second hand bin and the whole album is full of this kind of stuff:

From the track "Leave Me Out"

I know you don't mind
Invading my space, just leave me alone
(get you're a** off the phone)
Just because you think I'm wasting your time
I'm losing my mind again, let's get it started

I think I'm losing my mind this time
With the drama you create all the time
Look up heard your worlds a mess
Now you're out of my head from the lack of respect

Suffer the aftermath
If you pass the test then you pass the class
And I know you'll never find out the reason
The reason why, why
Don't need this pain
That keeps f*****g with me in my life
Leave me out of it
Forget about this pain that keeps f***** with me in my life

Leave me out of it
So leave me out of it
Leave me out of it
So leave me out of it

I'll never be the kind
To follow in your footsteps
All your pockets filling up with lies
You and your b**ch - a*s friends

I think I'm losing my mind this time
With the drama you create all the time
Look up heard your worlds a mess
Now you're out of my head from your lack of respect

Suffer the aftermath if you pass the test then you pass the class
And I know you'll never find out the reason
The reason why, why
Don't need this pain
That keeps f*****g with me in my life
Leave me out of it
Forget about this pain that keeps f*****g with me in my life
Leave me out of it
So leave me out of it

If we're not counting cartoon theme songs (ever translated Naruto?), then this is the best I got:

Why is this happening to me?
I've been back in time
And feeling ties are much too strong
And theres a wolf inside
And lately he's been shaking all night
And I wonder how he could have let you die
Hold on strong and behold from the life you leave behind
This could be catastrophic mind pollution
What you had was real to me, ooh yeah

Why is this happening again?
I've been ostracized
And I cant seem to calm you down
I'm still your father child,
And lately he's been shaking all night
And I wonder how he could have let you die
Hold on strong and behold from the life you leave behind
This could be catastrophic mind pollution
What you had was real to me, ooh

And oh not again
This is not my memory
Taken from my friends

And lately hes been shaking all night
I wonder how he could have let you die.



McFly, by Pinkly Smooth. Don't get me wrong, I love PS. Buuuut the lyrics are just stupid.

Its translated, it wouldn't be bad if you spoke mandarin.

To what are you referring to here?

I heard a song at work today that I'm almost certain contained the worst lyrics ever written, and that song is "Underdog" by Lisa Loeb. Here are the opening lines:

I like things that are so good,
You are so, so good,
I like you.

:laughing: But it makes perfect sense! Spelled out for a first grader.

What's wrong with them?

"Catastrophic mind pollution" dude? Maybe you see something i dont but that is just messed. Fits the song really well but the lyrics alone are what im saying is strange.

Alot of songs have "strange" lyrics, but that doesn't mean they're nessicarily bad. And if it fit the song really well I guess that's all we can ask now isn't it ;0

I guess, but Nookie's lyrics fit too...

Yeah... good point....

Here are the lyrics to "Charlie Don't Surf" by the Clash translated from English to Mandarin Chinese to English again.

Charlie is not the Internet, we believe that he should be
Charlie do not go on, you know this is not no good
Charlie is not the Internet of his mother, hamburger
Charlie's gonna be napalm star

Everyone wants to rule the world
We must be born in
A fact is that we will never know
Space satellites will burn

We were told to keep strangers
We do not like they started to hang around
We do not like them throughout the city
On a global scale, we will blow them down

Choral

Superpower of the period must exceed
Therefore, many army can not get rid of the Earth
Soon, the rock will roll over
Coca-Cola Africa is choking them

It is a way of a street in Maastricht
People began to boast about a
You can laugh, put them down
These people gonna blow us one-way

Choral

He will never learn Charlie do not go on
Charlie do not go on, but he has gun
Charlie do not surf think that he should be
Charlie is not the Internet, we feel that he should be
Charlie is not the Internet

Charlie is not the Internet, we believe that he should be
Charlie do not go on, you know this is not no good
Charlie is not the Internet of his mother, hamburger
Charlie is not the Internet

The travesty that was John Rezeznik's and Fred Durst's tribute to the Heores DVD after 9/11 with their cover of Wish You Were Here.

The damning thing was, they changed the lyrics around to suit their amateurish cause.

So, do you think we can change,
Everybody that hates,
Before it's too late.
So proud to be free,
But who can we blame?
Don't be ashamed,
Do you think we can change?

We don't need,
Need any more pain.
We just need to remain on the very same page,
So much to gain.
No more losing a friend,
We're losing ourselves.
We just need your help,
So glad you're here.

I still dont follow you...Are you saying lyrics translated (pointlessly) to mandarin and back make bad lyrics or make them better?

Countdown
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1


Oh my god it's like when they see me
All they see is my freakish hair
And my freakish lip rings
And they're like
What the f*** kid
Your a f***ing freak
And it's like I can't wear
Some tight jeans
And a tight tee
With some high tops
And some shudda shades
Without them being like
What the f*** kid
Your a f***ing freak
A freak
Your a f***ing freak
Freak, freak freak
Freakish tatts
Freakish dat
Freakish this
Freakish shizz
Like what the f*** kid
Your a f***ing freak

Chorus)
I'm a take my rocket ship to the moon
Like ZOOM (repeat X5)
(Repeat)
Zoom on my rocket ship (X4)

Verse 2)
Get the f*** up off my nuts
You crazy jealous f***s
They should call you
KING KONG
The way you swinging from my nuts
They should call you
CURIOUS GEORGE
The way you swinging from my nuts
Get the f*** up off my nuts
You crazy jealous f***s
YEAH
Zoom away
Zoom away
I'm jumping on my rocket ship
(Repeat)

(Chorus)
(Skip "zoom on my rocket ship")

BOOM
CLAP BOOM
BOOM CLAP
BOOM BOOM CLAP
BOOM
BOOM CLAP
(Repeat)

R-O-C-K-E-T-S-H-I-P
To the
M-O-O-N
Like ZOOM
(Repeat)

Shoo kid
Go away
(Repeat X2)
And don't ever come back

(Chorus X2)

Just because I was curious... I googled those lyrics. My god.

I think they make them bad. In the language it was written in, maybe its better. Maybe translation made it weirder/worse then it was before.

The song wasnt originally written in Mandarin, was it?

Travis - 'Turn'

I want to see what people saw
I want to feel like I felt before
I want to see the kingdom come
I want to feel forever young
I want to sing
To sing my song
I want to live in a world where I belong
I want to live
I will survive
And I believe that it won't be very long
If we turn, turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
So where's the stars?
Up in the sky
And what's the moon?
A big balloon
We'll never know unless we grow
There's so much world outside the door
I want to sing
To sing my song
I want to live in a world where I'll be strong
I want to live
I will survive
And I believe that it won't be very long
If we turn, turn, turn, turn, turn
And if we turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
Turn, turn, turn, turn
Turn, turn, turn
And if we turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
Learn to turn

:banghead: