Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

boo boo · 04-02-2010, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

One of the only good Blur songs IMO.

WTF?

For seriously?

Blur are essentially the only britpop band I really care about. Modern Life is Rubbish is essentially the best non-Radiohead rock album that ever came out of England in the 90s.

TheCunningStunt · 04-02-2010, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

Blur are essentially the only britpop band I really care about. Modern Life is Rubbish is essentially the best non-Radiohead rock album that ever came out of England in the 90s.

I still care for Oasis, but I don't listen to them much anymore. I still care for The La's as well.

Dancing_Princess18 · 04-03-2010, 12:00 AM

I think the worst Song Lyrics of all time would go to Jesse Mccartneys new song "Tonight is your night" I really found it weird and didn't fit him well.

**Janszoon** · 04-03-2010, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

WTF?

For seriously?

Blur are essentially the only britpop band I really care about. Modern Life is Rubbish is essentially the best non-Radiohead rock album that ever came out of England in the 90s.

To be fair it's been a long, long time since I listened to one of their albums, but I definitely didn't like them back in the day, that's for sure.

TheReverend · 04-03-2010, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Chubbosaurus

"I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island"

Awww ****, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shawty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f***in deck (yeah, shawty)
But stay on your mother****in toes! We runnin this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat! Take a good hard look at the motherf***in boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherf***er take a look at me
Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and sh!t
This dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the f*** up, this boat is real}

**** land, I'm on a boat, motherf***er (motherf***er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, motherf***er (motherf***er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf***er (yeah)
The boat engine make noise, motherf***er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon, Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I f***ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf***in boat

Whoahhh Sha-sha-shorty, shorty Yeah yeah yeahhh

... worst song ever

It was a joke song anyway, dude. The lyrics werent supposed to be good they were supposed to make people laugh. Which they did. You do realize that Andy Samberg isnt a real artist, right?

ElephantSack · 04-04-2010, 11:41 PM

Most people would be totally unimpressed or even offended by the lyrics to "The HIV Song" by Ween.
These are them in their entirety:

AIDS, AIDS, HIV, AIDS, HIV
AIDS

HIV, AIDS, HIV, AIDS, AIDS
HIV

But I think it's hilarious.
I like to play it on the jukebox in a crowded bar.

You know what song I find offensive?
"Chicken Fried" by The Zac Brown Band.
The fact that it's so popular in the States is a testament to our penchant for consumerism and simple repetition.
And lines like:
"Salute the ones who died,
the ones who gave their lives,
so we don't have to sacrifice
the things we love
like our chicken fried..."
Makes me want to kill everybody I went to high school with.

AlisonChains · 04-12-2010, 11:41 PM

anything by ke$ha. her lyrics are laughable. but the music is too freakin catchy.

and now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go hang myself from my ceiling fan. it's been real.

alexmtin114 · 04-14-2010, 06:48 AM

Ten worst IMO:

"The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica.
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle.
"Let me Clear my Throat", by DJ Kool.
"No Such Thing" by John Mayer.
"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock.
"I Disappear" by Metallica.
"My All" by Mariah Carey.
"Perfect" by Simple Plan.
"The Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston.
"Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith.

Seltzer · 04-14-2010, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by alexmtin114

Ten worst IMO:

"The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica.
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle.
"Let me Clear my Throat", by DJ Kool.
"No Such Thing" by John Mayer.
"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock.
"I Disappear" by Metallica.
"My All" by Mariah Carey.
"Perfect" by Simple Plan.
"The Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston.
"Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith.

I didn't know Mariah Carey had words in her songs... I always thought they were just excessively protracted syllables tacked together.

And here's another pearl from Metallica:

Oh My lifestyle (Birth is Pain) determines my deathstyle!
a rising tide (Life is Pain) that pushes to the other side!
My lifestyle (Death is Pain) determines my deathstyle!
a rising tide (Its All The Same) that pushes to the other side!

Frantic tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock

I've worn out always being afraid
An endless stream of fear that i've made
Treading water full of worry
This frantic tick tick talk goes hurry

RVCA · 04-14-2010, 06:55 PM

System of a Down has some pretty stupid lyrics, although I don't think they count since they're purposely trying to be stupid.

Quote:

Liar!
Liar!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta terracotta terracotta PIE!
Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)

Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!
Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat (beat the meat),
Treat the feet (treat the feet)
To the sweet, milky seat

etc

04-03-2010, 12:00 AM	#113 (permalink)
Dancing_Princess18 Groupie Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: United States Posts: 14	I think the worst Song Lyrics of all time would go to Jesse Mccartneys new song "Tonight is your night" I really found it weird and didn't fit him well. __________________ ~Express Yourself. Define Yourself. Music is for everyone.~

04-04-2010, 11:41 PM	#116 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	Most people would be totally unimpressed or even offended by the lyrics to "The HIV Song" by Ween. These are them in their entirety: AIDS, AIDS, HIV, AIDS, HIV AIDS HIV, AIDS, HIV, AIDS, AIDS HIV But I think it's hilarious. I like to play it on the jukebox in a crowded bar. You know what song I find offensive? "Chicken Fried" by The Zac Brown Band. The fact that it's so popular in the States is a testament to our penchant for consumerism and simple repetition. And lines like: "Salute the ones who died, the ones who gave their lives, so we don't have to sacrifice the things we love like our chicken fried..." Makes me want to kill everybody I went to high school with. __________________ OF THE SUN

04-12-2010, 11:41 PM	#117 (permalink)
AlisonChains Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 18	anything by ke$ha. her lyrics are laughable. but the music is too freakin catchy. and now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go hang myself from my ceiling fan. it's been real.

04-14-2010, 06:48 AM	#118 (permalink)
alexmtin114 Groupie Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4	Ten worst IMO: "The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica. "Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle. "Let me Clear my Throat", by DJ Kool. "No Such Thing" by John Mayer. "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock. "I Disappear" by Metallica. "My All" by Mariah Carey. "Perfect" by Simple Plan. "The Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston. "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith.