The -10 Star Song Thread

DiSTANToblivion · 12-22-2009, 02:57 AM

This is inspired by The Metal Battle thread.

Just basically post a video for what song you consider to be a crime against humanity. Any genre and anything goes. It's your own personal opinion.
EDIT: Rate your post as a minus (i.e. -8.5/10) to show your level of disgust
No need to try and outdo the previous post either, just post the songs that make you cringe...

Okay, here we go. Everybody grab those vomit bags...

To start with I'm heading straight to the bottom of the barrel

NumberNineDream · 12-22-2009, 04:56 AM

-8.5/-10 = 8.5/10 which is good.

You mean -8.5/+10

DiSTANToblivion · 12-22-2009, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by NumberNineDream

-8.5/-10 = 8.5/10 which is good.

You mean -8.5/+10

ahh yeah sorry... but you've got to post one too

NumberNineDream · 12-22-2009, 05:09 AM

Lol, donno. I usually just avoid the sounds I know would annoy me, so can't think of anything right now.

DiSTANToblivion · 12-22-2009, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by NumberNineDream

Lol, donno. I usually just avoid the sounds I know would annoy me, so can't think of anything right now.

It's a good thing but I was just wondering what people really hated. Even if they've only heard the song once ages ago... y'know?

**Janszoon** · 12-22-2009, 07:10 AM

R. Kelly—"Heart of a Woman" (-9/10)
I've posted it on MB before but R. Kelly's "Heart of a Woman" is so bad it deserves reposting. Considering the artist I'm sure it won't come as a surprise to anyone that the song is horribly bland, but unbelievably it actually sinks far below R. Kelly's already low standard with laughably bad lyrics sung in the most most overwrought fashion imaginable. The only reason I'm not giving it a -10 is because, in addition to sucking, it is also unintentionally pretty funny. Give a listen and pay particular attention to the words (1:38-2:08 is definitely most ridiculous section of lyrics if you don't feel like listening to the whole thing):

Bulldog · 12-22-2009, 07:49 AM

Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (That Tonight's Gonna Be a Good Night) [-9/10]

^ Press play at your own risk. Not only does it keep coming back like a dodgy curry for hours after you hear it, it's also on in just about every club you'll ever walk into. While I'm sure there are worse songs out there (hence only the -9), this is still a horrible, horrible song.

DiSTANToblivion · 12-22-2009, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

R. Kelly—"Heart of a Woman" (-9/10)
I've posted it on MB before but R. Kelly's "Heart of a Woman" is so bad it deserves reposting. Considering the artist I'm sure it won't come as a surprise to anyone that the song is horribly bland, but unbelievably it actually sinks far below R. Kelly's already low standard with laughably bad lyrics sung in the most most overwrought fashion imaginable. The only reason I'm not giving it a -10 is because, in addition to sucking, it is also unintentionally pretty funny. Give a listen and pay particular attention to the words (1:38-2:08 is definitely most ridiculous section of lyrics if you don't feel like listening to the whole thing):

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bulldog

Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (That Tonight's Gonna Be a Good Night) [-9/10]

^ Press play at your own risk. Not only does it keep coming back like a dodgy curry for hours after you hear it, it's also on in just about every club you'll ever walk into. While I'm sure there are worse songs out there (hence only the -9), this is still a horrible, horrible song.

Both are pretty bad, I've always disliked R Kelly and his music and that was painful...

As for The Black Eyes Peas - I'll never understand any popularity they gain and why this song was a 'hit' *shudder

GuitarBizarre · 12-22-2009, 08:16 AM

Nothing compares to the awfulness that is this song.

TILLLLLYOUUUUUWWWWAASSSSDEEEEEAADDDD

Piss Me Off · 12-22-2009, 08:30 AM

The bloke out of N-Dubz being massacred on Nevermind the Buzz****s was a brilliant brilliant moment! As for the Black Eyed Peas this video sums it up pretty well..

Black Eyed Peas Have Officially Written The Worst Song Ever - Funny Videos | Cracked.com

12-22-2009, 02:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
DiSTANToblivion Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 505	The -10 Star Song Thread This is inspired by The Metal Battle thread. Just basically post a video for what song you consider to be a crime against humanity. Any genre and anything goes. It's your own personal opinion. EDIT: Rate your post as a minus (i.e. -8.5/10) to show your level of disgust No need to try and outdo the previous post either, just post the songs that make you cringe... Okay, here we go. Everybody grab those vomit bags... To start with I'm heading straight to the bottom of the barrel Last edited by DiSTANToblivion; 12-22-2009 at 07:57 AM.

12-22-2009, 04:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	-8.5/-10 = 8.5/10 which is good. You mean -8.5/+10 __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

12-22-2009, 05:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	Lol, donno. I usually just avoid the sounds I know would annoy me, so can't think of anything right now. __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

12-22-2009, 07:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	R. Kelly—"Heart of a Woman" (-9/10) I've posted it on MB before but R. Kelly's "Heart of a Woman" is so bad it deserves reposting. Considering the artist I'm sure it won't come as a surprise to anyone that the song is horribly bland, but unbelievably it actually sinks far below R. Kelly's already low standard with laughably bad lyrics sung in the most most overwrought fashion imaginable. The only reason I'm not giving it a -10 is because, in addition to sucking, it is also unintentionally pretty funny. Give a listen and pay particular attention to the words (1:38-2:08 is definitely most ridiculous section of lyrics if you don't feel like listening to the whole thing): __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

12-22-2009, 08:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
Piss Me Off Moodswings n' Roundabouts Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: At the corner of Dude and Catastrophe Posts: 4,512	The bloke out of N-Dubz being massacred on Nevermind the Buzz****s was a brilliant brilliant moment! As for the Black Eyed Peas this video sums it up pretty well.. Black Eyed Peas Have Officially Written The Worst Song Ever - Funny Videos \| Cracked.com __________________ Last FM Rate Yr Music Muxtape

12-22-2009, 07:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (That Tonight's Gonna Be a Good Night) *[-9/10]* ^ Press play at your own risk. Not only does it keep coming back like a dodgy curry for hours after you hear it, it's also on in just about every club you'll ever walk into. While I'm sure there are worse songs out there (hence only the -9), this is still a horrible, horrible song.