Create the filthiest playlist of all time

Scienquist · 12-08-2009, 05:51 PM

All right guys the gauntlet's been dropped. Create a 10 track playlist of the most haggard, wretched songs you can think of. Points are given for versatility, (put in some nice warm sap as well as songs that grind hard ****), how recognizable the song is, and of course the overall heave factor, (how much does this song make me want to puke?). Oh and make sure you add youtube links so we can listen to it.

All right I'll start with my trump card.
Michael Bolton & Kenny G - Missing you now
As you listen to this song you can just visualize nightmares of being lost in the linen department at Sears.

*UPDATE! Original Michael Bolton Music Video. Oh man he's got so much prowess he's such a sexual lion!*

Next up is the Canadian pre-teen anthem of the late 90's.
Prozzak - Be as
No further explanation necessary.

All right now we're gonna heat it up with a good ol' classic.
Get ready from serious clapping and stomping. It's
Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me

Now I wouldn't be a true Albertan if I didn't include a track from this legacy from the prairies. Here's the single from their latest album
Nickelback - Never Gonna Be Alone:

Do you guys remember the days when we couldn't ever think of cookies the same way because of this song? I sure do.
Limp Bizkit - The Nookie
Man that Fred Durst was sure a rebel - I don't blame the cops for arresting him in this video. Soon everyone would start wearing backwards hats and parkas and being general menaces to society.

While we're in the mood for breaking down boundaries, why not listen to a selection from Lou Reed's earth shaking album "Metal Machine Music".

Let's turn it down a notch now and gently drift into this hauntingly beautiful melody, performed by perhaps the most awesome musicians to ever grace the earth, next to God.
Il Divo & Celine Dion - I believe in you

For the next track, lets spice things up a bit. And what better way to do it than with this Latino Spice Girls classic. You'll be la la la-ing all day.
Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life

(Space + Spice = Super Sexy)

And now for a song that is one of my personal favorites. Not only is it a brilliant composition, this song's lyrics are so profound, yet perfectly nuanced, that no one can fully grasp the interminable depths of their meaning.
Three Days Grace - Just Like You

Alright, enough with the serious music. For our last song let's party it up, S Club style!
S Club 7 - S Club Party

(This video is exemplary of not only S Club's musical ability, but also their incredible acting ability. And who would've ever thought of making S Club travel back in time to show those squares back in the 50's how to really party?)

Well there's my playlist. I'm looking forward to see if anyone can beat that.

jackhammer · 12-08-2009, 05:52 PM

They are so filthy all I can see are censored blank screens. I have heard about digital censoring before but damn!

SATCHMO · 12-08-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

They are so filthy all I can see are censored blank screens. I have heard about digital censoring before but damn!

Fixed. The youtube codes just weren't entered correctly. Whether that's a good or bad thing is yet to be determined.

Akira · 12-08-2009, 06:00 PM

Here's mine:

"The King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. One"
"The King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. Two & Three"
"In the Aeroplane over the Sea"
"Two-Headed Boy"
"The Fool"
"Holland, 1945"
"Communist Daughter"
"Oh Comely"
Untitled
"Two-Headed Boy, Pt. Two"

jackhammer · 12-08-2009, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Fixed. The youtube codes just weren't entered correctly. Whether that's a good or bad thing is yet to be determined.

Tssk. I knew that! I don't have any inclination to sit through lots of YT vids that I know are crap however. I was happier with the blank screens!

Scienquist · 12-08-2009, 06:05 PM

ok should it be working now

Scienquist · 12-08-2009, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

Tssk. I knew that! I don't have any inclination to sit through lots of YT vids that I know are crap however. I was happier with the blank screens!

That's the point. It's supposed to be the worst playlist of all time.

jackhammer · 12-08-2009, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Scienquist

That's the point. It's supposed to be the worst playlist of all time.

I did get the general thrust of the thread!

Dieselboy · 12-08-2009, 06:13 PM

Haha nice idea. Here's mine:

1. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart

2. Meatloaf - I Would Do Anything For Love

3. Crazy Town - Butterfly

4 Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah

5. Aerosmith - I Don't Want to Miss a Thing

6. Van Mccoy - The Hustle

7. Creed - With Arms Wide Open

8. Tonic - If You Could Only See The Way She Loves Me

9. Shania Twain - You're Still the One

10. Thin Lizzie - The Boys are Back in Town

I'm not gonna link them. I'd feel horrible if someone actually mis-clicked on one of them and actually had to watch it for a second, or worse, hear enough to get it stuck in their head. :|

Rickenbacker · 12-08-2009, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToeAndno

Here's mine:

"The King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. One"
"The King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. Two & Three"
"In the Aeroplane over the Sea"
"Two-Headed Boy"
"The Fool"
"Holland, 1945"
"Communist Daughter"
"Oh Comely"
Untitled
"Two-Headed Boy, Pt. Two"

Thank god you didn't post youtube links!

12-08-2009, 05:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Scienquist Groupie Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 22	Create the filthiest playlist of all time All right guys the gauntlet's been dropped. Create a 10 track playlist of the most haggard, wretched songs you can think of. Points are given for versatility, (put in some nice warm sap as well as songs that grind hard ***), how recognizable the song is, and of course the overall heave factor, (how much does this song make me want to puke?). Oh and make sure you add youtube links so we can listen to it. All right I'll start with my trump card. Michael Bolton & Kenny G - Missing you now As you listen to this song you can just visualize nightmares of being lost in the linen department at Sears. UPDATE! Original Michael Bolton Music Video. Oh man he's got so much prowess he's such a sexual lion!* Next up is the Canadian pre-teen anthem of the late 90's. Prozzak - Be as No further explanation necessary. All right now we're gonna heat it up with a good ol' classic. Get ready from serious clapping and stomping. It's Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me Now I wouldn't be a true Albertan if I didn't include a track from this legacy from the prairies. Here's the single from their latest album Nickelback - Never Gonna Be Alone: Do you guys remember the days when we couldn't ever think of cookies the same way because of this song? I sure do. Limp Bizkit - The Nookie Man that Fred Durst was sure a rebel - I don't blame the cops for arresting him in this video. Soon everyone would start wearing backwards hats and parkas and being general menaces to society. While we're in the mood for breaking down boundaries, why not listen to a selection from Lou Reed's earth shaking album "Metal Machine Music". Let's turn it down a notch now and gently drift into this hauntingly beautiful melody, performed by perhaps the most awesome musicians to ever grace the earth, next to God. Il Divo & Celine Dion - I believe in you For the next track, lets spice things up a bit. And what better way to do it than with this Latino Spice Girls classic. You'll be la la la-ing all day. Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life (Space + Spice = Super Sexy) And now for a song that is one of my personal favorites. Not only is it a brilliant composition, this song's lyrics are so profound, yet perfectly nuanced, that no one can fully grasp the interminable depths of their meaning. Three Days Grace - Just Like You Alright, enough with the serious music. For our last song let's party it up, S Club style! S Club 7 - S Club Party (This video is exemplary of not only S Club's musical ability, but also their incredible acting ability. And who would've ever thought of making S Club travel back in time to show those squares back in the 50's how to really party?) Well there's my playlist. I'm looking forward to see if anyone can beat that. Last edited by Scienquist; 12-12-2009 at 06:36 PM.

12-08-2009, 05:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	They are so filthy all I can see are censored blank screens. I have heard about digital censoring before but damn! __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

12-08-2009, 06:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Scienquist Groupie Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 22	ok should it be working now

12-08-2009, 06:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
Dieselboy Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 608	Haha nice idea. Here's mine: 1. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart 2. Meatloaf - I Would Do Anything For Love 3. Crazy Town - Butterfly 4 Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah 5. Aerosmith - I Don't Want to Miss a Thing 6. Van Mccoy - The Hustle 7. Creed - With Arms Wide Open 8. Tonic - If You Could Only See The Way She Loves Me 9. Shania Twain - You're Still the One 10. Thin Lizzie - The Boys are Back in Town I'm not gonna link them. I'd feel horrible if someone actually mis-clicked on one of them and actually had to watch it for a second, or worse, hear enough to get it stuck in their head. :\|