Maybe it's 5 records for the imagination.

oh... well then, my mistake. But I still find it more interesting (and specific) to list songs, so lets ignore the correct terminology and continue playing with the incorrect knowledge that records mean songs...

And, because of the last List Posters tardiness...

Top Five Records To Woo The Practically Unwooable

5. The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored: Basically Joel McCale's character's monologue from the most recent episode of Community. Please, please please have sex with me. I have no friends and it would be a tremendous favor if you did so. Please.

4. The Smiths - Asleep: If she's not all over you after Moz starts singing, she's a dumb bitch.

3. R.E.M. - You Are the Everything: Basically the best love song ever. No big deal.

2. Radiohead - All I Need: Super cool song that deals with love from what appears to be an objective perspective. Science!

1. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Into My Arms: Best athiest anthem/love song ever?


Honorable mention:

U2 - With Or Without You: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOH WHOAAAAAAAAAAH WHOAAAAooooh.


Up next:

Top Five Songs You Would Play if Lou Reed Came Over to Your House

Alden Penner - Ghost of a Creaky Crater
John Zorn - Laylah
Selda - Yaylalar
Art of Noise - Moments in Love
Elevator to Hell - Hurricane

I don't really know why but those would be some I would probably pick. Maybe some John Cage, Masada, or Sun Ra too.

Edit: Maybe something by Oren Ambarchi too.

Top Five Songs to Paint a Fence to On a Hot Summer Afternoon

Summer Cats - Fulton Gurls
Sublime - Wrong Way
Stereolab - Miss Modular
Beck - Girl
The Roots - Ital (The Universal Side)

Summer Cats would kick off the painting with a pretty upbeat song, then the rest would be upbeat, pretty chill songs that really feel like a hot summer afternoon to me. And I stuck Roots in there because I'd want a bit of hip hop and it seemed to fit best.

How bout' the next category there, tough pants?

Now I feel like a dumbass. It's been less than a day since I gave someone **** for that...

Top 5 Songs to Listen to While on Music Banter

Haha, tough pants...

Might as well go again. Since music banter is the hot spot for discovering new music I'll go with some new listens.

Tegan and Sara - Hell
Devo - Smart Patrol / Mr. DNA
Future of the Left - Small Bones Small Bodies
Lullabye Arkestra - Icy Hands
Bjork - Hunter

5 songs to annoy the neighbors with

Here's a staple playlist for any neighbor-annoying antics!

1. Rick Astley - Together Forever

2. Gentle Giant - Betcha Thought We Couldn't Do It

3. After Dinner - Kitchen Life

4. Vengaboys - We Like to Party

5. Simple Plan - Untitled (How Could This Happen to Me?)


Five Long Tracks (10+ Minutes) That Aren't Boring As Hell

5.Spiders(Kidsmoke)-Wilco
4.B-Boy Boubaillaise-Beastie Boys
3.Shine On You Crazy Diamond-Pink Floyd
2.Hallewuah-Can
1.Marquee Moon-Television