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Strummer521 · 06-30-2006, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Raine

Well there you go. He is still the epitome of the perfect lover. Except when under the influence.
Just read my sig. It'll explain everything

But the problem is you'd have to catch him when he's not under the influence. Pretty tricky.

Raine · 06-30-2006, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Strummer521

But the problem is you'd have to catch him when he's not under the influence. Pretty tricky.

He's dead, and buried.
If I were a necropheliac, I don't think I'd have too hard of time of catching him.

Although I imagine he'd be rather . . limp. Maybe a tad undesirable after all these years as well.
Hell his flesh . . has most likely rotted away in that area.
Going lesbian is becoming a better idea with every passing second

Strummer521 · 06-30-2006, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Raine

He's dead, and buried.
If I were a necropheliac, I don't think I'd have too hard of time of catching him.

Although I imagine he'd be rather . . limp. Maybe a tad undesirable after all these years as well.
Hell his flesh . . has most likely rotted away in that area.
Going lesbian is becoming a better idea with every passing second

at this point you'd literally be "boning" him.

Raine · 06-30-2006, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Strummer521

at this point you'd literally be "boning" him.

or we'd really be "grinding" his bones into ashes

boo boo · 06-30-2006, 09:24 AM

Urban, i dont agree with anything you said, but we're just going with the theme of the thread here.

Deep Purple are the dullest, most overrated hard rock band of all time, thats including Dream Theater.

Kurt Cobain >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Steve Vai

^ A great songwriter and riff maker vs some dude with bad hair extentions and really tight pants who can never seem to make a song that can catch my interest for more than 30 seconds.... But Vai has more skill, so he must be better.

Nirvana bashers who call Kurt Cobain talentless... Then they go listen to indie and synth pop, yeah, these people have no right to breath.

80% of all indie is dog sh*t.

But i like more indie than metal, so there you go.

Late 60s Beatles > Early 60s Beatles.

Gilmour era Floyd > Barrett era Floyd... Oh oh, now the indie hipsters will be on my ass.

King Crimson > Rolling Stones... Well, of course The Stones are greater in every way, i'm not arguing with that but over 30 or so albums with the same exact sound, it can get just a little boring... Hell, i like Beat more than any of Stones post late 70s work, and that's the biggest piece of sh*t Crimson have ever done.

The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, few others i can think of > The Stones, any modern band.... Because i'm classic rock elitist scum.

If you see a Stones fan who Criticizes Led Zeppelin for being sexist, stupid, obnoxious and repetitive... Shoot that person in the head.

Zeppelin were way better musicians than The Stones anyway, Stones fans are just in a bitter state of denial.

Bass > Guitar... Don't throw The Yeah Yeah Yeahs at me either, they're poop.

Dylan was a wonderful lyricist, as a musician, he wasn't THAT great.

Bjork > any metal vocalist.

^ She has a 7000,000 octave range, it's true.

70s Prog > Emo... Sorry Crowquill.

Emo > Prog Metal.... Sorry Don.

Krist Novoselic > John Myung.

^ Because a bass should be played like, um, a bass?

In 20 plus years, Janes Addiction did two decent albums and their fans make them out like gods gift to music, not to mention they insult every band that ever influenced them.... Remember kiddies, any Janes Addiction fan who calls Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Guns N Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers or any other band crap because they have annoying and whiny vocals is automatically a bad human being... And Porno For Pyros suck ass, worst thing that Mike Watt has ever been involved in.

Studio output > Live output.

Emotion?... Emotion is a completely subjective term and it means nothing, a band can put a whole lot of "emotion" into their music, does that make them good?... No it dosent, so next time you bash a band because they lack emotion, remember, i'm going to kill you... And most american indie bands still suck, emotion is just an excuse they use to mask their lack of any musical talent, Isaac Brock, you know who you are.

Wanky old dinosaur bands > Some guy with a bad voice making half assed songs on a beat up acoustic... Meh, am i going to far?... I never got into Nick Drake.

You know what i hate?... R&B and Soul fans who confuse quality with antiquity, and call anyone whose favorite musician isn't a black person a racist.

Jazz & Classical > Most Rock and Pop music.

Rock and Pop fans > Jazz and Classical fans... Because Jazz and Classical fans think they're so damn special.

Fans of any other genre > Metal fans.

Whining emo pussies > Whining metal pussies who complain too much about whining emo pussies.

I don't like metal pussies who call everyone else pussies because they are in denial that they are in fact the biggest pussies of them all.

Blues and punk purists can be such douchebags when they are quick to call anything with remote signs of technical ability crap.

Prog and metal purists can be such douchebags when they are quick to call anything that isn't overly complex or technical as f*ck crap.

Rap fans can be so hypocritcal when they call something offensive.

People who call pop crap and hate everything with a little melody are idiots.

Pop fans who hate anything with a little originality or character are even bigger idiots.

Indie fans who listen to the most innecessible, annoying and unlistenable crap music as much as possible because it makes them hip and cool are the biggest idiots of them all.

Pitchfork Media suck ass, anyone who disagrees is wrong.

Theres nothing wrong with dancing... But calling a band like Franz Ferdinand good because their music is dancable, that's just ridiculous.

Can, Kraftwerk, Eno and Bowie fans who call prog pretentious and boring really piss me off.

Prog fans who call Can, Kraftwerk, Eno and Bowie boring also piss me off.

Prog fans calling ANYTHING pretentious piss me off... Though i have broken that rule myself.. But heh, i can at least admit that prog is very pretentious.

Music fans who think pretentious is a bad thing should go kill themselves.

All music is pretentious anyway.

And to hell with music fans who change their opinions every 30 seconds, make up your damn mind and STFU!!!

There, there is no one left to offend, i think my job here is done.

MURDER JUNKIE · 06-30-2006, 09:47 AM

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swim · 06-30-2006, 09:53 AM

People who are elitist of only one genre can suck it.
People who think they're opened minded because they listen to 4 similar genres can join them.
People who think they're special because they actually are open minded might as well jump in.
Husker Du>Led Zeppelin
I don't understand how anyone can have a favorite band.
I hate people who won't admit their favorite band made a really shitty album.
I hate when people choose the music that they listen to based highly off of politics as oppose to enjoyment.
I hate when Sex Pistol fans try to explain why they were a great band. I don't mind you telling me that why you like them but don't even fucking try to shove it down my throat that they were a great band.
I can't stand the majority of female singers.

boo boo · 06-30-2006, 09:56 AM

I hate people who confuse their subjective opinion with objective fact, for example.

"Nirvana is crap, thats a fact."

But i love people who say their subjective opinion is objective fact just so they can piss other people off.

I hate people who call Lynyrd Skynyrd crap simply because they misunderstood the political message behind Sweet Home Alabama.

People who hate any band with an above average bass player, hence my disliking for many punk fans.

I love a lot of Hardcore Punk... But i hate hardcore punk fans who bash any band with a well produced album and call them crap.

I also hate...

Indie fans who claim to be open minded because they can overrated one musician from every genre but prog and metal (cuz prog and metal is teh suxors according to them)... Well whoodedy doo.

Indie fans, period.

Punk fans who manage to call every other genre crap in some way or another.

Metal fans who think playing a few Batio licks makes them special.

Prog fans who don't even know what the word progressive means.

Alt Rock fans who really think alt rock is a genre with strict guildlines, hence why they will say "they're not alternative" when concerning just about any alternative rock band in existance.

Pop fans who think pop is a genre.

Britpop fans who call the american music scene crap.

Jazz fans who think that by just listening to jazz, that makes them very open minded and they can criticize every other genre like the smug bastards that they are.

Jazz Fusion fans who think they qualify as actual jazz fans.

Classical Music fans who think the only good rock musicians are guys like Yngwie Malmsteen.

Rap fans who haven't even heard of Public Enemy.

Blues fans who think that any rock band who are influeced by the blues are cheap ripoffs, because they think playing the blues is some kind of sacred privilege that only the elite blues players have.

Soul and R&B fans who refuse to listen to anything that was made after 1979.

Country fans who would boycott any musician who dosen't share their political beliefs.

Electronic Music fans... Well, i have no problem with them actually... But i do have a problem with fans of any other genre who DO have a problem with electronic music fans.

Classic Rock fans who think they can say all modern music is crap because they manage to flip through MTV when they are actually playing music every now and then.

Modern Rock fans who have nothing to do but bash classic rock all day.

That last bit goes for a lot of people here.

And finally, people who just wont accept that all genres suck in equal measure.

Raine · 06-30-2006, 10:00 AM

I think Courtney Love should be shot, stuffed and hung like pinata.

I like R Kelly's music (to an extent).

I have a personal grudge against Avril Lavigne.

I hate it when people listen to stuff like Dady Yankee and try to sing along with the song and they don'tknow any spanish and so end up mumbling. Or when people sya they like stuff like Daddy Yankee and theyhave no idea what he's sayign once he goes into Spanis mode. It's one of the most stupid things I've ever heard.

Piss Me Off · 06-30-2006, 10:14 AM

Courtney Love is totally awesome.

06-30-2006, 09:53 AM	#197 (permalink)
swim dontcareaboutyou Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,188	People who are elitist of only one genre can suck it. People who think they're opened minded because they listen to 4 similar genres can join them. People who think they're special because they actually are open minded might as well jump in. Husker Du>Led Zeppelin I don't understand how anyone can have a favorite band. I hate people who won't admit their favorite band made a really shitty album. I hate when people choose the music that they listen to based highly off of politics as oppose to enjoyment. I hate when Sex Pistol fans try to explain why they were a great band. I don't mind you telling me that why you like them but don't even fucking try to shove it down my throat that they were a great band. I can't stand the majority of female singers. __________________ http://nakednaps.bandcamp.com/

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Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	I think Courtney Love should be shot, stuffed and hung like pinata. I like R Kelly's music (to an extent). I have a personal grudge against Avril Lavigne. I hate it when people listen to stuff like Dady Yankee and try to sing along with the song and they don'tknow any spanish and so end up mumbling. Or when people sya they like stuff like Daddy Yankee and theyhave no idea what he's sayign once he goes into Spanis mode. It's one of the most stupid things I've ever heard. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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Piss Me Off Moodswings n' Roundabouts Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: At the corner of Dude and Catastrophe Posts: 4,512	Courtney Love is totally awesome. __________________ Last FM Rate Yr Music Muxtape

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MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	MURDER JUNKIE > People that write long critiques