you made your screen name artimus. and 1985 which can only be your birth year which if I'm assuming correctly means you're a westerner.

And while I don't speak Chinese or much of any other language really, I do speak "gimmicky bored 16 year old clown" so let me translate this for you: I found google translator and I'm going to pretend to be asian so I can recycle Jo Koy and Margaret Cho jokes and be borderline offensive while hiding behind some made up character create because my mother didn't read me enough mother goose.