The Top Ten Most Infuriating Music Fans Ever

dac · 06-05-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

No seriously, there are good and bad just like any other genre. So pointing out G3 is like scrounging to the bottom of the barrel. I mean it's just a bunch of has been all trying to prove they've all still got it... at the same time.

I thought that's what we were arguing over for the most part...

Anteater · 06-05-2009, 11:20 AM

My old roommate exclusively listened to lots of radio-friendly rap music and generic straight-edge hardcore music.

Even now I shudder in memory of our time together.

crash_override · 06-05-2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dac

I thought that's what we were arguing over for the most part...

What G3? No, I was referring to thechnical playing in general. G3 is crap.

lucifer_sam · 06-05-2009, 11:29 AM

wow, this thread is way more popular than i expected. onto #9...

9. Anybody who gauges their taste in music based on how 'br00tal' it is

a.k.a. Metal elitists

You know what the number one beef I have with other music forums? It's this. A handful of guys there may run around with a good sense of humor and know what they're talking about, but for the rest of of them, they somehow managed to stave off a coma listening to incendiary, super-caustic heavy metal that sounds like it was produced in the depths of a trash can somewhere.

This is coming from a guy who thinks Scum is tasteful and well-made.

If you're going to judge music based on its ability to hemorrhage your inner ear, I really don't care where you came from or how many times your brother tried to feed you to your dog, you're still an idiot. I really don't care about the latest string your guitarist added to his instrument or vocals that sound like the singer is undergoing a tracheotomy. If your love for music stops where you can hear the difference between 'super blackened green death metal' and 'technical zoomacroom symphonic metal', then you're a tosser in my book. Cut your hair and learn why underground metal scenes remain underground.

Because they're awful.

crash_override · 06-05-2009, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

wow, this thread is way more popular than i expected. onto #9...

9. Anybody who gauges their taste in music based on how 'br00tal' it is

a.k.a. Metal elitists

You know what the number one beef I have with other music forums? It's this. A handful of guys there may run around with a good sense of humor and know what they're talking about, but for the rest of of them, they somehow managed to stave off a coma listening to incendiary, super-caustic heavy metal that sounds like it was produced in the depths of a trash can somewhere.

This is coming from a guy who thinks Scum is tasteful and well-made.

If you're going to judge music based on its ability to hemorrhage your inner ear, I really don't care where you came from or how many times your brother tried to feed you to your dog, you're still an idiot. I really don't care about the latest string your guitarist added to his instrument or vocals that sound like the singer is undergoing a tracheotomy. If your love for music stops where you can hear the difference between 'super blackened green death metal' and 'technical zoomacroom symphonic metal', then you're a tosser in my book. Cut your hair and learn why underground metal scenes remain underground.

Because they're awful.

Great entry, I rofl'd a few times in there.

btw Scum is wonderful. lol at 'technical zoomacroom symphonic metal'.

**Janszoon** · 06-05-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

9. Anybody who gauges their taste in music based on how 'br00tal' it is

a.k.a. Metal elitists

Haha, this whole entry was great. It's funny, on the flips side of this there's another group of music listeners out there who suck: people who only like music that is "soothing". You know who I mean, the kind of people who keep smooth jazz and easy listening stations on the air and who view music not as an art form but as some kind of relaxation device similar to a massage chair.

boo boo · 06-05-2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

wow, this thread is way more popular than i expected. onto #9...

9. Anybody who gauges their taste in music based on how 'br00tal' it is

a.k.a. Metal elitists

You know what the number one beef I have with other music forums? It's this. A handful of guys there may run around with a good sense of humor and know what they're talking about, but for the rest of of them, they somehow managed to stave off a coma listening to incendiary, super-caustic heavy metal that sounds like it was produced in the depths of a trash can somewhere.

This is coming from a guy who thinks Scum is tasteful and well-made.

If you're going to judge music based on its ability to hemorrhage your inner ear, I really don't care where you came from or how many times your brother tried to feed you to your dog, you're still an idiot. I really don't care about the latest string your guitarist added to his instrument or vocals that sound like the singer is undergoing a tracheotomy. If your love for music stops where you can hear the difference between 'super blackened green death metal' and 'technical zoomacroom symphonic metal', then you're a tosser in my book. Cut your hair and learn why underground metal scenes remain underground.

Because they're awful.

Well, when yer right yer right.

dac · 06-05-2009, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

wow, this thread is way more popular than i expected. onto #9...

9. Anybody who gauges their taste in music based on how 'br00tal' it is

a.k.a. Metal elitists

You know what the number one beef I have with other music forums? It's this. A handful of guys there may run around with a good sense of humor and know what they're talking about, but for the rest of of them, they somehow managed to stave off a coma listening to incendiary, super-caustic heavy metal that sounds like it was produced in the depths of a trash can somewhere.

This is coming from a guy who thinks Scum is tasteful and well-made.

If you're going to judge music based on its ability to hemorrhage your inner ear, I really don't care where you came from or how many times your brother tried to feed you to your dog, you're still an idiot. I really don't care about the latest string your guitarist added to his instrument or vocals that sound like the singer is undergoing a tracheotomy. If your love for music stops where you can hear the difference between 'super blackened green death metal' and 'technical zoomacroom symphonic metal', then you're a tosser in my book. Cut your hair and learn why underground metal scenes remain underground.

Because they're awful.

I love you.

Comus · 06-05-2009, 01:53 PM

br00tal = win

Antonio · 06-05-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dac

I love you.

this.

06-05-2009, 11:29 AM	#44 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	wow, this thread is way more popular than i expected. onto #9... 9. Anybody who gauges their taste in music based on how 'br00tal' it is a.k.a. Metal elitists You know what the number one beef I have with other music forums? It's this. A handful of guys there may run around with a good sense of humor and know what they're talking about, but for the rest of of them, they somehow managed to stave off a coma listening to incendiary, super-caustic heavy metal that sounds like it was produced in the depths of a trash can somewhere. This is coming from a guy who thinks Scum is tasteful and well-made. If you're going to judge music based on its ability to hemorrhage your inner ear, I really don't care where you came from or how many times your brother tried to feed you to your dog, you're still an idiot. I really don't care about the latest string your guitarist added to his instrument or vocals that sound like the singer is undergoing a tracheotomy. If your love for music stops where you can hear the difference between 'super blackened green death metal' and 'technical zoomacroom symphonic metal', then you're a tosser in my book. Cut your hair and learn why underground metal scenes remain underground. Because they're awful. __________________ first.am