That song's not really as heavy as most of Blackout.



Unbreaklable was a pretty lame album anyway.

I was just trying to find something where the title would work as a sarcastic commentary on Batlord posting the John Cleese pic, but where Batlord would also probably hate the tune.

So, total success.

When it comes to me hating Scorpions songs it's like getting a tank to shoot a toddler in the head. You could pick just about any caliber of weapon and it would be effective.

You poor poor little bitch you...

No. If I wanted to listen to music that's supposed to be badass, but has been polished to a sheen that would impress a traditional British butler, with anything even slightly dangerous chopped off like Lorena Bobbitt, I'd listen to the Scorpions.

... Oh wait.

You heard it here, folks. Dynamite isn't a badass song.

I don't even remember a single Scorpions song right now. It's like with KISS and Monster Magnet: I feel like they're reasonably big, well known bands, but I don't think I ever heard much of their music, somehow. I just know the Scorpions album covers. I like this one, despite how cheesy it might be:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...-lovedrive.jpg

Scorpions albums are known for getting censored. It was a running theme for them during the late 70's to mid 80's.

*sigh*

*listens to the ****ing song*

No, **** that song. It sucks donkey balls. You could have at least posted the title track. Then I would have had to concentrate on Klaus Meine being a boring singer.

Speaking of Scorpions album covers, I'd post Virgin Killer but I'd probably get put on a list.