$20 says it's the finest quality tap water.

^ Yeah, in a way I hope it is!
I've never subscribed to the whole bottled-water snobbery. Tap water was what everyone used to drink in England and it would often be served grudgingly but free - until chic restaurants realised they could make money with bottled water instead. Perrier was the first on the market, and had the advantage of being French, which, in terms of cuisine, is seen as more sophisticated.

1990s Grey Poupon joke goes here.

"Trevo", some brazilian song.

I see why they let the Palaceer take the reigns, but I wish Flai Guy did more verses.

Surely it has to go down as one of the greatest marketing coups in human history, to make people pay for water?

I think Frown has fanboy of the year locked down for 2017.

When don't I?

Seriously? After my dick sucking Kesha's vagina? I think you're retarded.

Everybody's tired of your running up Kesha's hole at this point; it's basically expected. Frown's worship of Shabazz Palaces is new and refreshing. And very annoying. Hence you have no chance. Give up now, hand over your crown.

Sorry, don't mean to insult you (yes I do) but you're basically the equivalent now of Chula winning the award for Led Zeppelin. Not gonna happen.