Nothing more tragic than a band rocking the **** out to a song that doesn't rock.

Someone please find me a better boy band album than No Strings Attached. Cause I don't know if you can. **** is dance floor epic.

*allegiance turning from BSB to NSYNC*

The Shaggs - Philosophy of the World

Yes, I know they're not boys. What do you think of that, you sexist mother****er?

**** off with your non-90s/early-00s garbage.

I guess you've never heard of ZABOYS. Can you handle this?

I can give you some 90s garbage

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._than_hell.jpg

French boy band pop? You're on another level.

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Had a dreadful day at work - still no actual design work to be done so for the next 3 days I'm told to join our janitor in hand-counting 23,630 laminated discs and grouping them into boxes of 600... and all the while the office boom box switches back and forth between "gospel talk radio" and a "Number 1 hit music station" playing Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe."

Please kill me.

Home from hell, I'm spinning The Dark Crystal soundtrack LP for a bit of unabashed childhood escapism. (But hey... dig the poster?)

http://i.imgur.com/QMb4Jlhl.jpg

My quitting date can't come soon enough.

They still play "Call Me Maybe"? Not only is that song ancient by top 40 standards, but it isn't even Carly's most recent single by any stretch of the imagination.