Did you just use "gay" as a pejorative term?

Hot chick avatars (of any variety) are the equivalent of having that poster of the two chicks kissing in their underwear on your wall: tacky, douchey, and at least slightly sad, but still pretty heterosexual. And when was the last time I used a comic book chick avatar anyway?

As opposed to...

"Oh I would do anything for love, but I won't do WOMEN!"

That was so uneducated of a joke it wasn't even funny. I'd say "You clearly don't know the meaning," but I doubt you care about it.

Face it. Lady GaGa is a straighter man than Meat Loaf is.

At least Meat Loaf gets good romance.

Wait a minute, that was completely inaccurate. I never said that. I only discovered rock operas through Meat Loaf and Pink Floyd. I discovered music through Kansas. Totally different.

Despite his best efforts I imagine GaGa still gets more dick than that man whose stage name is sadly accurate.

Yeah...

Maybe, those songs did get him 40 million copies with Bat, and another 13 million with II. Lady Gaga doesn't have those kinds of sales. And I can see a motorcycle gang playing Bat Out of Hell before they play Bad Romance.

I can see a motorcycle gang stabbing him with a broken bottle while Lady GaGa sits on the leader's bike with her tits out.