The specific **** isn't right, but the general melancholy feeling of wasting a part of one's life that is generally seen as simpler and more innocent, combined with the later disillusion with the uninspiring present, is dead-****ing-on.

I didn't know that you were a 12 year old boy with frosted tips.

I'm not, but I regularly speak with one chained up in my mother's basement.

[insert innuendo about frosted tips here] kiekiekiekiekierkierkier

My mother has NEVER had sex with a boy with frosted tips.

After checking out the promo vid for ThinkGeek's April Fools product, I really wanted some Star Trek idle engine noise ambient music. April Fool or not, YouTube has us covered with 12-24 hour-long videos of every craft's engine.

Now Playing: NCC-1701-D HD Ambient Engine Noise (Idling for 12 hrs in 1080p)

That is one of the single nerdiest things I have ever heard. *wipes tear*

I suppose you already know about this one, but in case you don't:

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