Dumbest Lines in Songs (lyrics, rock, quote, artists, guitar)

agonza33 · 02-04-2009, 01:18 PM

So I am not dissing any particular artist i was just thinking that there are times when artists make some dumb choices in their lyrics. I wanted to start a threat that had the dumbest lines in music.

One that i heard today was Brittany Spears Womanizer

Maybe if we both lived in different worlds
(Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer)
It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't
You...

i just thought it was a pretty stupid line...

lets see what everyone else can come up with

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-04-2009, 02:17 PM

Thin Lizzy...

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak , somewhere in this town.

Well yes , the jail presumably.

**Janszoon** · 02-04-2009, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Thin Lizzy...

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak , somewhere in this town.

Well yes , the jail presumably.

**Janszoon** · 02-04-2009, 02:35 PM

Stevie Nicks:

Just like the white winged dove...
Sings a song...
Sounds like she's singing...
Whoo... whoo... whoo...

Yes, Stevie, singing sounds like singing. What's your point?

TheBig3 · 02-04-2009, 02:25 PM

"Even though I know
I don't want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounds"

From Finger Eleven's "One Things" which is, in my opinion, the worst song ever.

khfreek · 02-04-2009, 02:31 PM

High school seemed like such a blur
I didn't have much interest in sports or school elections
And in class I dreamed all day
About a rock 'n' roll weekend
And the girl in the front of the room
So close yet so far
Y'know she never seemed to notice
That this silly school-boy crush wasn't just pretend

Chorus:
Life goes by so fast
You only want to do what you think is right
Close your eyes and then it's past;
(it's the) story of my life

And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a seven eleven

I went downtown to look for a job
I had no training, no experience to speak of
I looked at the holes in my jeans and turned and headed back

Chorus

Good times come and good times go
I only wish the good times would last a little longer
I think about the good times we had and why they had to end

So I sit at the edge of my bed
I strum my guitar and I sing an outlaw love song
Wonderin' bout what you're doin' now and when you're comin' back

Chorus

Any of those

**Janszoon** · 02-04-2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khfreek

High school seemed like such a blur
I didn't have much interest in sports or school elections
And in class I dreamed all day
About a rock 'n' roll weekend
And the girl in the front of the room
So close yet so far
Y'know she never seemed to notice
That this silly school-boy crush wasn't just pretend

Chorus:
Life goes by so fast
You only want to do what you think is right
Close your eyes and then it's past;
(it's the) story of my life

And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a seven eleven

I went downtown to look for a job
I had no training, no experience to speak of
I looked at the holes in my jeans and turned and headed back

Chorus

Good times come and good times go
I only wish the good times would last a little longer
I think about the good times we had and why they had to end

So I sit at the edge of my bed
I strum my guitar and I sing an outlaw love song
Wonderin' bout what you're doin' now and when you're comin' back

Chorus

Any of those

I actually really like that song. The lyrics aren't poetry by any means, but I think they work pretty well in the context of the song.

khfreek · 02-04-2009, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

I actually really like that song. The lyrics aren't poetry by any means, but I think they work pretty well in the context of the song.

Maybe the fact that any lyrics exist past the second chorus is why I hate the lyrics so much, Social Distortion get on my last nerves.

**Janszoon** · 02-04-2009, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khfreek

Maybe the fact that any lyrics exist past the second chorus is why I hate the lyrics so much, Social Distortion get on my last nerves.

Ah well. I like SD a lot but to each their own.

CaseNumber:825 · 02-04-2009, 03:17 PM

Hilary Duff

-'I cry like a baby when I don't get my way/Do you want me?'

-'I open my mouth cause I'm waiting for your love to fall from the sky.'

-'If the light isn't off, then it's on.' (WHAT THE HELL)

-'Should have turned left But I was singing some song.'

-'Hey boys ready for the shock/I'm living proof that girls can rock/Spread the news around every single block/Hey boys the girl can rock.'

(For the record I don't actually know many of her songs... I got these lyrics from a random website)

Now I'm just going to post the entirety of Frankee's - F.U.R.B

Oh oh
oooh
no no no

(You know there's two sides to every story)

See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch
talkin' **** like a snitch
Why you write a song 'bout me
If you really didn't care
You wouldn't wanna share
Tellin' everybody just how you feel

CHORUS
**** What I did, was your fault somehow
**** the presents, I threw all that **** out
**** all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, **** you right back

**** what I did was your fault somehow
**** the presents,I threw all that **** out
**** all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
well guess what yo,**** you right back

You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to do your friend
now you want me to come back
you must be smokin' crack
Im goin' else where and thats a fact

**** all those nights I moaned real loud
**** it, I faked it, aren't you proud?
**** all those nights you thought you broke my back
well guess what joe,your sex was wack

You questioned did I care
maybe I would have if woulda come to me
now it's over
but I do admit i'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't sweat that cause Im not ur hoe

CHORUS
**** What I did, was your fault somehow
**** the presents, I threw all that **** out
**** all the cryin it didnt mean jack
well guess what yo, **** you right back

(you made me do this)

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiight

God that's awful

I'd say pretty much every song that appears on mainstream 'Rock' charts in the Western hemisphere have pretty terrible lyrics

02-04-2009, 01:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
agonza33 Groupie Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1	Dumbest Lines in Songs So I am not dissing any particular artist i was just thinking that there are times when artists make some dumb choices in their lyrics. I wanted to start a threat that had the dumbest lines in music. One that i heard today was Brittany Spears Womanizer Maybe if we both lived in different worlds (Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer) It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl But I can't 'cause we don't You... i just thought it was a pretty stupid line... lets see what everyone else can come up with

02-04-2009, 02:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Thin Lizzy... Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak , somewhere in this town. Well yes , the jail presumably. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

02-04-2009, 02:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Stevie Nicks: Just like the white winged dove... Sings a song... Sounds like she's singing... Whoo... whoo... whoo... Yes, Stevie, singing sounds like singing. What's your point? __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

02-04-2009, 02:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	"Even though I know I don't want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds" From Finger Eleven's "One Things" which is, in my opinion, the worst song ever. __________________ I've moved to a new address

02-04-2009, 02:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	High school seemed like such a blur I didn't have much interest in sports or school elections And in class I dreamed all day About a rock 'n' roll weekend And the girl in the front of the room So close yet so far Y'know she never seemed to notice That this silly school-boy crush wasn't just pretend Chorus: Life goes by so fast You only want to do what you think is right Close your eyes and then it's past; (it's the) story of my life And I went down to my old neighborhood The faces have all changed, there's no one left to talk to And the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a seven eleven I went downtown to look for a job I had no training, no experience to speak of I looked at the holes in my jeans and turned and headed back Chorus Good times come and good times go I only wish the good times would last a little longer I think about the good times we had and why they had to end So I sit at the edge of my bed I strum my guitar and I sing an outlaw love song Wonderin' bout what you're doin' now and when you're comin' back Chorus Any of those __________________ last.fm

02-04-2009, 03:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
CaseNumber:825 Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Places that don't exist.... Posts: 131	Hilary Duff -'I cry like a baby when I don't get my way/Do you want me?' -'I open my mouth cause I'm waiting for your love to fall from the sky.' -'If the light isn't off, then it's on.' (WHAT THE HELL) -'Should have turned left But I was singing some song.' -'Hey boys ready for the shock/I'm living proof that girls can rock/Spread the news around every single block/Hey boys the girl can rock.' (For the record I don't actually know many of her songs... I got these lyrics from a random website) Now I'm just going to post the entirety of Frankee's - F.U.R.B Oh oh oooh no no no (You know there's two sides to every story) See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch talkin' ** like a snitch Why you write a song 'bout me If you really didn't care You wouldn't wanna share Tellin' everybody just how you feel CHORUS What I did, was your fault somehow the presents, I threw all that out all the cryin' it didn't mean jack Well guess what yo, you right back what I did was your fault somehow the presents,I threw all that out all the cryin' it didn't mean jack well guess what yo, you right back You thought you could really make me moan I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha) I had to do your friend now you want me to come back you must be smokin' crack Im goin' else where and thats a fact all those nights I moaned real loud it, I faked it, aren't you proud? all those nights you thought you broke my back well guess what joe,your sex was wack You questioned did I care maybe I would have if woulda come to me now it's over but I do admit i'm glad I didn't catch your crabs I can't sweat that cause Im not ur hoe CHORUS What I did, was your fault somehow the presents, I threw all that out all the cryin it didnt mean jack well guess what yo, ** you right back (you made me do this) Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiight God that's awful I'd say pretty much every song that appears on mainstream 'Rock' charts in the Western hemisphere have pretty terrible lyrics __________________ ★Last.fm★LiveJournal★ "The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination" - Elim Garak