Dumbest Lines in Songs (song lyrics, dance, beatles, The Police, Slipknot)

Rage Against the Machine · 02-04-2009, 09:18 PM

"Transient jet lag ecto mimed bison"

What the fuck does that even mean?

mannny · 02-04-2009, 09:20 PM

If only we could fly, Limp Bizkit style. John Otto, take 'em to the Matthew's bridge. Can ya feel it? My g-g-generation, get up. My g-g-generation, are you ready?
Do you know where you are? Welcome to the jungle punk, take a look around. It's Limp Bizkit ****in' up your town, we download in the shockwave. For all the ladies in the cave, to get your groove on, and maybe your the one who flew over the cuckoo's nest. Well, guess who's next. Generation x, generation strange. Sun don't even shine through a window pane.

So go ahead and talk ****, talk **** about me, and go ahead and talk ****. About my g-g-generation!

(Chorus)
We don't, don't give a ****, and we wont ever give a **** un, til you, you give a **** about me and my generation.

Hey kid, take my advice, ya don't wanna step into a big pile of ****. The captain is drunk, your world is titanic. Floatin' on the funk, so get your groove on, and maybe I am just a little ****ed up. Life's just a little ****ed up. Generation x, generation strange. Sun don't even shine through the window pane.

So go ahead and talk ****, talk **** about me, and go ahead and talk **** about my g-g-generation.

(Chorus 2x) Who gets the blame, you get the blame and I get the blame. Who gets the blame, you get the blame and I get the blame, but do you think we can fly? Do you think we can fly? Do yoooooooou think we can fly? Well I do, I do......FLY!

DJ Lethal, bring it on. Ooooooooooh yea, come on!

So go ahead and talk ****, talk **** about me and go ahead and talk **** about my g-g-generation.

(Chorus 2x)

Oh yea

machoo · 02-05-2009, 11:20 AM

Any lyrics by Yes can not make any sense if you try.

But the comedian Bill Bailey pointed out that in a song by The Killers, there's a line which goes 'I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier'. This sounds all very nice and poetic to start with, but if you think about it, what does it actually mean? It's just mindless drivel. It makes just about as much sense as 'I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster'.

jackhammer · 02-05-2009, 11:25 AM

This one:

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TheBig3 · 02-05-2009, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roemilca

Slipknot:
"If you're 555 then I'm 666"

That's not even demonic at all, just retarded.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoe

Never did understand that one...

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Thats a biblical reference.

Guybrush · 02-05-2009, 11:54 AM

Er war ein Punker
Und er lebte in der großen Stadt
Es war Wien, war Vienna
Wo er alles tat
Er hatte Schulden denn er trank
Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
Und jede rief:
Come on and rock me Amadeus!

It's dumb and awesome at the same time.

~~Gareth Brown~~ · 02-05-2009, 01:49 PM

'My names Skepta i'm in Roll Deep but i live in north London, so sometimes i don't see them'.

PartisanRanger · 02-05-2009, 03:51 PM

I just remembered a good one from Lady Sovereign (gimmick white girl rapper from England):

"If you love me then... thank you. If you hate me then... **** you."

Shoe · 02-05-2009, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

Thats a biblical reference.

Yes but its pretty stupid in my opinion, is the 555 thing a biblical reference too?

TheBig3 · 02-05-2009, 07:07 PM

yes. I don't know what its in reference to, but thats my understanding. I could be woefully wrong.

I also understand god is supposedly 777. Again, could not tell you why.

02-04-2009, 09:18 PM	#21 (permalink)
Rage Against the Machine Jewish Cowboy Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Franklin, TN Posts: 632	"Transient jet lag ecto mimed bison" What the fuck does that even mean? __________________

02-04-2009, 09:20 PM	#22 (permalink)
mannny **** Steve Harvey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: MASS Posts: 423	If only we could fly, Limp Bizkit style. John Otto, take 'em to the Matthew's bridge. Can ya feel it? My g-g-generation, get up. My g-g-generation, are you ready? Do you know where you are? Welcome to the jungle punk, take a look around. It's Limp Bizkit **in' up your town, we download in the shockwave. For all the ladies in the cave, to get your groove on, and maybe your the one who flew over the cuckoo's nest. Well, guess who's next. Generation x, generation strange. Sun don't even shine through a window pane. So go ahead and talk , talk about me, and go ahead and talk . About my g-g-generation! (Chorus) We don't, don't give a , and we wont ever give a un, til you, you give a about me and my generation. Hey kid, take my advice, ya don't wanna step into a big pile of . The captain is drunk, your world is titanic. Floatin' on the funk, so get your groove on, and maybe I am just a little ed up. Life's just a little ed up. Generation x, generation strange. Sun don't even shine through the window pane. So go ahead and talk , talk about me, and go ahead and talk about my g-g-generation. (Chorus 2x) Who gets the blame, you get the blame and I get the blame. Who gets the blame, you get the blame and I get the blame, but do you think we can fly? Do you think we can fly? Do yoooooooou think we can fly? Well I do, I do......FLY! DJ Lethal, bring it on. Ooooooooooh yea, come on! So go ahead and talk , talk about me and go ahead and talk ** about my g-g-generation. (Chorus 2x) Oh yea __________________

02-05-2009, 11:25 AM	#24 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	This one: ____________________________________ __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

02-05-2009, 11:54 AM	#26 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	Er war ein Punker Und er lebte in der großen Stadt Es war Wien, war Vienna Wo er alles tat Er hatte Schulden denn er trank Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen Und jede rief: Come on and rock me Amadeus! It's dumb and awesome at the same time. __________________ Something Completely Different

02-05-2009, 07:07 PM	#30 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	yes. I don't know what its in reference to, but thats my understanding. I could be woefully wrong. I also understand god is supposedly 777. Again, could not tell you why. __________________ I've moved to a new address

02-05-2009, 11:20 AM	#23 (permalink)
machoo Groupie Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11	Any lyrics by Yes can not make any sense if you try. But the comedian Bill Bailey pointed out that in a song by The Killers, there's a line which goes 'I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier'. This sounds all very nice and poetic to start with, but if you think about it, what does it actually mean? It's just mindless drivel. It makes just about as much sense as 'I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster'.

02-05-2009, 01:49 PM	#27 (permalink)
~~Gareth Brown~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 295	'My names Skepta i'm in Roll Deep but i live in north London, so sometimes i don't see them'.

02-05-2009, 03:51 PM	#28 (permalink)
PartisanRanger Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 156	I just remembered a good one from Lady Sovereign (gimmick white girl rapper from England): "If you love me then... thank you. If you hate me then... **** you."