Dumbest Lines in Songs (lyrics, rock, quote, artists, guitar)

agonza33 · 02-04-2009, 02:18 PM

So I am not dissing any particular artist i was just thinking that there are times when artists make some dumb choices in their lyrics. I wanted to start a threat that had the dumbest lines in music.

One that i heard today was Brittany Spears Womanizer

Maybe if we both lived in different worlds
(Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer)
It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't
You...

i just thought it was a pretty stupid line...

lets see what everyone else can come up with

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-04-2009, 03:17 PM

Thin Lizzy...

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak , somewhere in this town.

Well yes , the jail presumably.

TheBig3 · 02-04-2009, 03:25 PM

"Even though I know
I don't want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounds"

From Finger Eleven's "One Things" which is, in my opinion, the worst song ever.

khfreek · 02-04-2009, 03:31 PM

High school seemed like such a blur
I didn't have much interest in sports or school elections
And in class I dreamed all day
About a rock 'n' roll weekend
And the girl in the front of the room
So close yet so far
Y'know she never seemed to notice
That this silly school-boy crush wasn't just pretend

Chorus:
Life goes by so fast
You only want to do what you think is right
Close your eyes and then it's past;
(it's the) story of my life

And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a seven eleven

I went downtown to look for a job
I had no training, no experience to speak of
I looked at the holes in my jeans and turned and headed back

Chorus

Good times come and good times go
I only wish the good times would last a little longer
I think about the good times we had and why they had to end

So I sit at the edge of my bed
I strum my guitar and I sing an outlaw love song
Wonderin' bout what you're doin' now and when you're comin' back

Chorus

Any of those

**Janszoon** · 02-04-2009, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Thin Lizzy...

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak , somewhere in this town.

Well yes , the jail presumably.

**Janszoon** · 02-04-2009, 03:35 PM

Stevie Nicks:

Just like the white winged dove...
Sings a song...
Sounds like she's singing...
Whoo... whoo... whoo...

Yes, Stevie, singing sounds like singing. What's your point?

Guybrush · 02-04-2009, 03:41 PM

Ride the tiger,
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean,
Oh - don't you see what I mean?

Sorry Ronnie, I don't get it! But I do love the song.

**Janszoon** · 02-04-2009, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khfreek

High school seemed like such a blur
I didn't have much interest in sports or school elections
And in class I dreamed all day
About a rock 'n' roll weekend
And the girl in the front of the room
So close yet so far
Y'know she never seemed to notice
That this silly school-boy crush wasn't just pretend

Chorus:
Life goes by so fast
You only want to do what you think is right
Close your eyes and then it's past;
(it's the) story of my life

And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a seven eleven

I went downtown to look for a job
I had no training, no experience to speak of
I looked at the holes in my jeans and turned and headed back

Chorus

Good times come and good times go
I only wish the good times would last a little longer
I think about the good times we had and why they had to end

So I sit at the edge of my bed
I strum my guitar and I sing an outlaw love song
Wonderin' bout what you're doin' now and when you're comin' back

Chorus

Any of those

I actually really like that song. The lyrics aren't poetry by any means, but I think they work pretty well in the context of the song.

khfreek · 02-04-2009, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

I actually really like that song. The lyrics aren't poetry by any means, but I think they work pretty well in the context of the song.

Maybe the fact that any lyrics exist past the second chorus is why I hate the lyrics so much, Social Distortion get on my last nerves.

**Janszoon** · 02-04-2009, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khfreek

Maybe the fact that any lyrics exist past the second chorus is why I hate the lyrics so much, Social Distortion get on my last nerves.

Ah well. I like SD a lot but to each their own.

02-04-2009, 02:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
agonza33 Groupie Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1	Dumbest Lines in Songs So I am not dissing any particular artist i was just thinking that there are times when artists make some dumb choices in their lyrics. I wanted to start a threat that had the dumbest lines in music. One that i heard today was Brittany Spears Womanizer Maybe if we both lived in different worlds (Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer) It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl But I can't 'cause we don't You... i just thought it was a pretty stupid line... lets see what everyone else can come up with

02-04-2009, 03:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Thin Lizzy... Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak , somewhere in this town. Well yes , the jail presumably. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

02-04-2009, 03:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	"Even though I know I don't want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds" From Finger Eleven's "One Things" which is, in my opinion, the worst song ever. __________________ I've moved to a new address

02-04-2009, 03:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	High school seemed like such a blur I didn't have much interest in sports or school elections And in class I dreamed all day About a rock 'n' roll weekend And the girl in the front of the room So close yet so far Y'know she never seemed to notice That this silly school-boy crush wasn't just pretend Chorus: Life goes by so fast You only want to do what you think is right Close your eyes and then it's past; (it's the) story of my life And I went down to my old neighborhood The faces have all changed, there's no one left to talk to And the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a seven eleven I went downtown to look for a job I had no training, no experience to speak of I looked at the holes in my jeans and turned and headed back Chorus Good times come and good times go I only wish the good times would last a little longer I think about the good times we had and why they had to end So I sit at the edge of my bed I strum my guitar and I sing an outlaw love song Wonderin' bout what you're doin' now and when you're comin' back Chorus Any of those __________________ last.fm

02-04-2009, 03:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Stevie Nicks: Just like the white winged dove... Sings a song... Sounds like she's singing... Whoo... whoo... whoo... Yes, Stevie, singing sounds like singing. What's your point? __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

02-04-2009, 03:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	Ride the tiger, You can see his stripes but you know he's clean, Oh - don't you see what I mean? Sorry Ronnie, I don't get it! But I do love the song. __________________ Something Completely Different