Dumbest Lines in Songs (lyrics, funk, punk, rock, Slipknot)

CaseNumber:825 · 02-04-2009, 04:17 PM

Hilary Duff

-'I cry like a baby when I don't get my way/Do you want me?'

-'I open my mouth cause I'm waiting for your love to fall from the sky.'

-'If the light isn't off, then it's on.' (WHAT THE HELL)

-'Should have turned left But I was singing some song.'

-'Hey boys ready for the shock/I'm living proof that girls can rock/Spread the news around every single block/Hey boys the girl can rock.'

(For the record I don't actually know many of her songs... I got these lyrics from a random website)

Now I'm just going to post the entirety of Frankee's - F.U.R.B

Oh oh
oooh
no no no

(You know there's two sides to every story)

See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch
talkin' **** like a snitch
Why you write a song 'bout me
If you really didn't care
You wouldn't wanna share
Tellin' everybody just how you feel

CHORUS
**** What I did, was your fault somehow
**** the presents, I threw all that **** out
**** all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, **** you right back

**** what I did was your fault somehow
**** the presents,I threw all that **** out
**** all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
well guess what yo,**** you right back

You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to do your friend
now you want me to come back
you must be smokin' crack
Im goin' else where and thats a fact

**** all those nights I moaned real loud
**** it, I faked it, aren't you proud?
**** all those nights you thought you broke my back
well guess what joe,your sex was wack

You questioned did I care
maybe I would have if woulda come to me
now it's over
but I do admit i'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't sweat that cause Im not ur hoe

CHORUS
**** What I did, was your fault somehow
**** the presents, I threw all that **** out
**** all the cryin it didnt mean jack
well guess what yo, **** you right back

(you made me do this)

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiight

God that's awful

I'd say pretty much every song that appears on mainstream 'Rock' charts in the Western hemisphere have pretty terrible lyrics

Guybrush · 02-04-2009, 04:18 PM

The chorus from Mighty Rhapsody's "Wisdom of the Kings" scores pretty high on the cheeze scale.

Holy dragons, keepers of time
rRde brave the blue skies and spell my eyes
Fly beyond these hills, ride on the wind
The wisdom of the kings

PartisanRanger · 02-04-2009, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toretorden

Ride the tiger,
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean,
Oh - don't you see what I mean?

Sorry Ronnie, I don't get it! But I do love the song.

Haha, nice one. I also love the song, but I've never had a clue what that meant.

Embracethedeath · 02-04-2009, 08:04 PM

Really any metal song would fit here(even though I love metal). I'm sure there are dumber lyrics in metal but I find these lines especially retarded because I hate Children of Bodom and Alexi Laiho somehow believes that these lines are intimidating and "metal" (notice the use of "I double dare you"):

i don't give a flying **** mother****er!
I don't give a flying **** mother****er!
I don't give a flying,
I don't give a flying,
I don't give a flying ****!

INCOMING!

Say one, more word
I double dare you, BRING IT ON!
Its my world, you're in it
It'll take you down in a minute

**Janszoon** · 02-04-2009, 08:11 PM

One really bad offender in the lyrics department is the 80s hardcore band D.R.I. They're not a bad band by any means but lyrics like this are just horrible:

Just leave me alone
Why can't you go home
A brain you don't own

Following me around
Just like a lost hound
And you're bringing me down

I tell you goodbye
And you ask me why
Guess I'm just shy

Go die!

yoboe · 02-04-2009, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

One really bad offender in the lyrics department is the 80s hardcore band D.R.I. They're not a bad band by any means but lyrics like this are just horrible:

Just leave me alone
Why can't you go home
A brain you don't own

Following me around
Just like a lost hound
And you're bringing me down

I tell you goodbye
And you ask me why
Guess I'm just shy

Go die!

is that the whole song??

**Janszoon** · 02-04-2009, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yoboe

is that the whole song??

No, it's about half of it. Here's the whole horrible thing in all it's glory in case you're curious:

You're bothering me
For anything free
Why can't you see?

I'm out on a limb
My nerves are stretched thin
You really don't win

Go die!

You seriously ask
For my autograph
I can't help but laugh

Just leave me alone
Why can't you go home
A brain you don't own

Following me around
Just like a lost hound
And you're bringing me down

I tell you goodbye
And you ask me why
Guess I'm just shy

Go die!

Roemilca · 02-04-2009, 09:07 PM

Slipknot:
"If you're 555 then I'm 666"

That's not even demonic at all, just retarded.

Shoe · 02-04-2009, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roemilca

Slipknot:
"If you're 555 then I'm 666"

That's not even demonic at all, just retarded.

Never did understand that one...

I don't really like In Fear and Faith's lyrics although I think they are a very enjoyable hardcore band. Just not so creative with the lyrics... example:

Now were back.
with revenge!
and were gonna wait
till after the day.

we took there ships,
sunk them fast,
but the word.
is in the past.

and now!

the time has come.
so this is exacly,
what we've become.
because we are the ones,
who are always on the run

dac · 02-04-2009, 09:18 PM

Someone posted this in a different thread a while back but... "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time" - Van Halen

02-04-2009, 04:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
CaseNumber:825 Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Places that don't exist.... Posts: 131	Hilary Duff -'I cry like a baby when I don't get my way/Do you want me?' -'I open my mouth cause I'm waiting for your love to fall from the sky.' -'If the light isn't off, then it's on.' (WHAT THE HELL) -'Should have turned left But I was singing some song.' -'Hey boys ready for the shock/I'm living proof that girls can rock/Spread the news around every single block/Hey boys the girl can rock.' (For the record I don't actually know many of her songs... I got these lyrics from a random website) Now I'm just going to post the entirety of Frankee's - F.U.R.B Oh oh oooh no no no (You know there's two sides to every story) See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch talkin' ** like a snitch Why you write a song 'bout me If you really didn't care You wouldn't wanna share Tellin' everybody just how you feel CHORUS What I did, was your fault somehow the presents, I threw all that out all the cryin' it didn't mean jack Well guess what yo, you right back what I did was your fault somehow the presents,I threw all that out all the cryin' it didn't mean jack well guess what yo, you right back You thought you could really make me moan I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha) I had to do your friend now you want me to come back you must be smokin' crack Im goin' else where and thats a fact all those nights I moaned real loud it, I faked it, aren't you proud? all those nights you thought you broke my back well guess what joe,your sex was wack You questioned did I care maybe I would have if woulda come to me now it's over but I do admit i'm glad I didn't catch your crabs I can't sweat that cause Im not ur hoe CHORUS What I did, was your fault somehow the presents, I threw all that out all the cryin it didnt mean jack well guess what yo, ** you right back (you made me do this) Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiight God that's awful I'd say pretty much every song that appears on mainstream 'Rock' charts in the Western hemisphere have pretty terrible lyrics __________________ ★Last.fm★LiveJournal★ "The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination" - Elim Garak

02-04-2009, 04:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	The chorus from Mighty Rhapsody's "Wisdom of the Kings" scores pretty high on the cheeze scale. Holy dragons, keepers of time rRde brave the blue skies and spell my eyes Fly beyond these hills, ride on the wind The wisdom of the kings __________________ Something Completely Different

02-04-2009, 08:11 PM	#15 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	One really bad offender in the lyrics department is the 80s hardcore band D.R.I. They're not a bad band by any means but lyrics like this are just horrible: Just leave me alone Why can't you go home A brain you don't own Following me around Just like a lost hound And you're bringing me down I tell you goodbye And you ask me why Guess I'm just shy Go die! __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

02-04-2009, 09:07 PM	#18 (permalink)
Roemilca Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 412	Slipknot: "If you're 555 then I'm 666" That's not even demonic at all, just retarded. __________________

02-04-2009, 09:18 PM	#20 (permalink)
dac MB's Biggest Fanboy Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land Posts: 2,852	Someone posted this in a different thread a while back but... "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time" - Van Halen __________________

02-04-2009, 08:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
Embracethedeath Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 115	Really any metal song would fit here(even though I love metal). I'm sure there are dumber lyrics in metal but I find these lines especially retarded because I hate Children of Bodom and Alexi Laiho somehow believes that these lines are intimidating and "metal" (notice the use of "I double dare you"): i don't give a flying ** motherer! I don't give a flying motherer! I don't give a flying, I don't give a flying, I don't give a flying **! INCOMING! Say one, more word I double dare you, BRING IT ON! Its my world, you're in it It'll take you down in a minute