11-28-2008, 07:27 PM
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Occams Razor
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"rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum"
Pure Poetry
Let's Briefly examine "The Little Drummer Boy"
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Originally Posted by Some A-Hole
Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
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*Please note that the narrator has made it clear they are going to see the new born king and give him gifts. Also it gets a bit redundant with "to lay before the king" what else were you gonna do with them, through them at the baby?
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Originally Posted by A talentless hack
So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
When we come.
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And we need this part because...? Why else give the kid gifts?
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Originally Posted by The mayor of doucheland
Little Baby, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
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Let me get this straight, you spend all of verse one redundantly blathering on about going to give the baby king a gift and yet you don't have one...? How does that work?
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
On my drum?
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If you were any good as a drummer you could afford a decent gift for the son of god.
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Originally Posted by Someone who hopefully died a horrible death
Mary nodded, pa rum pum pum pum
The ox and lamb kept time, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum.
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Wow you got a baby to smile, and had farm animals as the rhythm section, great stuff Ginger Baker this douchey canoe and his family have been collecting royalties on this garbage song and it's repetitive drone of a melody for generations and it's time it stopped.
Death to the Little Drummer Boy.
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