Fav Christmas Music (lyric, quote, song, youtube, Bell)

Bulldog · 12-04-2008, 02:48 PM

I despise a lot of Christmas music, there are a few good songs though. They tend to be the more depressing ones like Lonely This Christmas by Mud. Fairytale Of New York is the hands-down best one for me though, especially as it's home to this verse...

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy ***got
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God its our last

CosmicKid · 12-04-2008, 09:37 PM

Up on the housetop reindeer pause, out jumps good ol santa clause.

kthedrummer · 12-04-2008, 10:01 PM

Merry Xmas/War is Over-John Lennon...good song IMO

Barabajagal · 12-04-2008, 10:44 PM

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas is my most hated Christmas song....a different version played every third or fourth tune where I work. All oversung. Is "hang a shining star upon the highest bough" really the most dramatic lyric ever written? Does it -need- to be sung that way?

MURDER JUNKIE · 12-05-2008, 12:05 AM

C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S - The Vandals
[Originally by The Yobs]

"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath.
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
"R" is for your rectum that
"I" fuck with my dick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me fucking sick.
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me fucking sick.
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My fucking balls are swinging.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...

Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
The chapel bells are ringing.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
My fucking balls are swinging!

I couldn't possibly pick just one line, it brings on the tears every time I hear it. LYRICAL MASTERPIECE!!!!

MusicHoncho · 12-07-2008, 07:29 AM

I never get sick of the Chipmunk Song around the holiday's -

What is your Favorite Holiday Tune?

MSPaintClock · 12-07-2008, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MusicHoncho

I never get sick of the Chipmunk Song around the holiday's -

What is your Favorite Holiday Tune?

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicKid

Up on the housetop reindeer pause, out jumps good ol santa clause.

The part after this where Santa scare all the reindeer causing them to fall off the roof with all the presents and Christmas gets ruined.

What is your Favorite Holiday Tune?

pianokeys · 12-11-2008, 04:22 AM

Mark Lint · 12-12-2008, 09:18 PM

Rhyming "snowman" with "no, man," in Winter Wonderland always pissed me off, particularly since that part is repeated like three times in the song.

FaSho · 12-13-2008, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S - The Vandals
[Originally by The Yobs]

"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath.
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
"R" is for your rectum that
"I" fuck with my dick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me fucking sick.
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me fucking sick.
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My fucking balls are swinging.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...

Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
The chapel bells are ringing.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
My fucking balls are swinging!

I couldn't possibly pick just one line, it brings on the tears every time I hear it. LYRICAL MASTERPIECE!!!!

Thanks for the laugh.

12-04-2008, 10:01 PM	#33 (permalink)
kthedrummer King of the Idiots Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The free love freeway Posts: 262	Merry Xmas/War is Over-John Lennon...good song IMO __________________ Your brain has the shell on it.

12-07-2008, 07:29 AM	#36 (permalink)
MusicHoncho Groupie Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 3	Favorite Christmas Tune? I never get sick of the Chipmunk Song around the holiday's - What is your Favorite Holiday Tune?

12-04-2008, 02:48 PM	#31 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	I despise a lot of Christmas music, there are a few good songs though. They tend to be the more depressing ones like Lonely This Christmas by Mud. Fairytale Of New York is the hands-down best one for me though, especially as it's home to this verse... You're a bum You're a punk You're an old slut on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy ***got Happy Christmas your arse I pray God its our last

12-04-2008, 09:37 PM	#32 (permalink)
CosmicKid Groupie Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 9	Up on the housetop reindeer pause, out jumps good ol santa clause.

12-04-2008, 10:44 PM	#34 (permalink)
Barabajagal Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 88	Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas is my most hated Christmas song....a different version played every third or fourth tune where I work. All oversung. Is "hang a shining star upon the highest bough" really the most dramatic lyric ever written? Does it -need- to be sung that way?

12-05-2008, 12:05 AM	#35 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S - The Vandals [Originally by The Yobs] "C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath. "H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth "R" is for your rectum that "I" fuck with my dick Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick. "S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum "T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum "M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me "A" is for the agony of catching your vd "S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick. "S" is for the syphilis that rots away my Ding-dong merrily along The chapel bells are ringing Ding-dong merrily along My fucking balls are swinging. Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ... Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ... The chapel bells are ringing. Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ... My fucking balls are swinging! I couldn't possibly pick just one line, it brings on the tears every time I hear it. LYRICAL MASTERPIECE!!!!

12-11-2008, 04:22 AM	#38 (permalink)
pianokeys you wouldn't like me Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 114

12-12-2008, 09:18 PM	#39 (permalink)
Mark Lint Groupie Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 16	Rhyming "snowman" with "no, man," in Winter Wonderland always pissed me off, particularly since that part is repeated like three times in the song.