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Post one sentence ripping into your favourite band

The Fall

Cerebral Caustic really is a fucking awful album.

Foetus

Jim, buddy, you know I love your music but it would be great if you learned how to exercise a little editorial control. Not every song you write has to end up on an album, if the song sucks just leave it off. Thanks.

Pink Floyd

The Wall

One or two decent tracks apart- one long boring whinge.

Bad Religion

Into The Unknown, really? And your stint on Atlantic mostly sucked.

Fixed it for you. ;)

Welcome To The Machine makes up for any musical lapses on the album :p:

Radiohead

Boy is The Bends a load of filler to go along with three good songs.

The Smiths

Golden Lights.

Led Zeppelin

Physical Graffiti is not a very good album; Plant and Page were both sloppy on it.

Between the Buried and Me

You're not interesting live. At all.

Maylene & The Sons Of Disaster

You know that chorus on "Hell On The Rise"? It's AWFUL.

Johnny Cash

His history narration albums really aren't that great.

Elliott Smith is a whiny little bitch.

:laughing:

Radiohead

I can barely listen to Pablo Honey and The Bends is nothing to write home about.

King Crimson

Robert Fripp, you're one of my favorite guitarists ever, but you take yourself far, far too seriously. A smile can be refreshing once in awhile...

The Pogues
Peace and Love really isn't a very good album. I haven't really got much of a stomach for their releases after they sacked Shane MacGowan either.

Elvis Costello
Apart from two or three tracks, Goodbye Cruel World is pretty dreadful. A few songs off Punch the Clock are ****ing terrible and Kojak Variety is just plain lazy.

I think Rainmaster's a great song, but otherwise I agree

System of a Down
It kind of irritates me how they go from a song as serious as dreaming straight to a song like Kill Rock N' Roll.

Flobots
They go off-topic in mid-verse in a good amount of their songs.

I was trying to forget that one. :(

Coldplay
Yellow has the most cheesy lyrics ever.

Rush
Some songs drag on.
And 2112 had some really cheesy sound effects.

Opeth - Blackwater Park's production sounds so squeaky clean that it totally ruins the mood of the album.

Radiohead - Fell way off after Pablo Honey.

I don't have a favourite artist :mad:







































Everyone sucks cos none of them are good enough for me to single them out as my favourite above everyone else. Even Beethoven.

You must have one surely?

Nope. They're are some artists I love to watch live, some albums I love to listen to more than others, some songs I love more than others. But I've never had a clear winner in any department unfortunately.

Me neither.

http://op-for.com/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

..and I thought I lacked direction....

That explains your avatar, :p

I just drift Toeandno lol I still have'nt found who or what I am.

Nothing wrong with being a philosophical vagrant

You know me too well.

Yes.

Big Generator, Talk and Open Your Eyes are f*cking excruciating.

Speaking of not having a favorite band, I just picked BTBAM because they made my favorite album ever. I really can't pick one artist throughout all the genres.

And on topic...

Weezer

Beverly Hills was a pile of feces covered with blood-filled urine compared to the rest of your stuff.

The Cure

They are god-awfully pretentious and dreadfully inconsistent in albums.
And Fat bob is just fat.

The Clash

I find some of your songs boring.















Sorry... it's the harshest I can be. :o:

Muse
HAARP kinda looked fake.

Warren Haynes is a Fat Ass.

I don't blame you...

The Beatles

Rubber Soul and Revolver are very nice, Peppers is good but overrated, but I don't like White Album or Abbey Road at all...and of course the earlier stuff gets old in about 30 seconds.

My "favourite band" changes over time, like every few years...I don't have an all-time fave. That said, I'll take a shot at my current favourite.

Saint Etienne

Your raison d'être is dance-y pop music. It's not jazz. You're boring when you do jazz.

Lilys

"Zero Population" is one of the most boring albums I've ever heard, I'd rather hump a cactus then to go through it again.

Pixies

The whole band's past their prime. Trompe Le Monde is a terrible album. Don't even think of a reunion, it will be terrible. And how do you go from a topless woman on one album to a monkey on a typewriter on the next? Whose idea was that?