The Worst of the Worst (singer, music video, drum, funk)

Guybrush · 11-23-2008, 07:24 PM

I wanna share my horrified fascination with you guys. Let's post some horrible music videos.

I dare you to find something even worse than this video here. Vaginal fistula is cooler than this. I think it's the absolute worst music video I've ever seen in my entire life. The female singer looks like a cross between Art Garfunkel and a bean bag. A cat passing a kidneystone would sound more charming. I'm so puzzled by the mere fact something like this exists - and it doesn't seem to be a joke either.

I give you - Jan Terri's "Losing you".

mr. goth glam · 11-23-2008, 10:13 PM

I could swear there's a thread like this already, but I'm probably wrong.

All the same, that is pretty damn awful.

Laces Out Dan! · 11-23-2008, 10:50 PM

I wanna see her live show.

WaspStar · 11-24-2008, 03:05 PM

Everyone's seen this piece of cheese:

But what isn't as well known are the rehearsals:

Yikes! Still, seing that "Losing You" video makes me think the DITD tapes aren't so bad...but then I remember this one:

::Cries::

Guybrush · 11-24-2008, 03:11 PM

Damn, only the last of those videos is working for me. That **** is whack! The boss having some kind of semi-controlled epileptic attack is still no match for JT though.

FaSho · 11-24-2008, 03:12 PM

I didn't thnik it was that bad...

The song that is, the vid was pretty terrible

not nearly as bad as this anyway(also by Jan Terri):

Guybrush · 11-24-2008, 03:23 PM

What the ****?! What the hell is wrong with the world?

In the first one, I thought she looked like a cross between Art Garfunkel and a bean-bag. She's driven around in a limo like some kind of pimp in a ****ing black leather suit and then she hangs out with her awesome biker boyfriend.

In this one, she looks like a human potato wrapped up in tin-foil. What the **** is going on here?

Which one is worse? I don't know. I think I'm getting a "losing you" earwig. Who the hell is Jan Terri anyways?!

JT, if you read this, what did we ever do to you? WHYYY?!

.. "JT Records". Oh God, she's a rich, fat chick with her own record company. She's got a contract with herself!!

EDIT :

AAAaaaaaaarrrhhhggg!!11!

**Janszoon** · 11-24-2008, 03:29 PM

Now that I read the Jan Terri entry on Wikipedia, the shots of her in the limo from the first video are so much funnier:

Quote:

By 1992, Terri was working as a limo driver when she planned to return to making music. She recorded a collection of songs, and eventually had several music videos filmed to help promote them. Still working as a limousine driver, Terri would give copies of the videos to her clients in an attempt to drum up interest in her fledgling singing career.

Guybrush · 11-24-2008, 03:29 PM

OH NOES! Jan Terri plays the guitar better than me!

There's tons of videos with her, arrhhgg!!

FaSho · 11-24-2008, 03:30 PM

I honestly kind of liked the first to...the third one's just intolerable.

11-23-2008, 07:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	The Worst of the Worst I wanna share my horrified fascination with you guys. Let's post some horrible music videos. I dare you to find something even worse than this video here. Vaginal fistula is cooler than this. I think it's the absolute worst music video I've ever seen in my entire life. The female singer looks like a cross between Art Garfunkel and a bean bag. A cat passing a kidneystone would sound more charming. I'm so puzzled by the mere fact something like this exists - and it doesn't seem to be a joke either. I give you - Jan Terri's "Losing you". __________________ Something Completely Different

11-23-2008, 10:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
mr. goth glam Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Waverly, VA. Posts: 406	I could swear there's a thread like this already, but I'm probably wrong. All the same, that is pretty damn awful. __________________

11-23-2008, 10:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	I wanna see her live show. __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

11-24-2008, 03:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
WaspStar Back to mono Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 509	Everyone's seen this piece of cheese: But what isn't as well known are the rehearsals: Yikes! Still, seing that "Losing You" video makes me think the DITD tapes aren't so bad...but then I remember this one: ::Cries:: __________________ "This sure doesn't look like 'Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of Total Bargain Madness!'"

11-24-2008, 03:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	Damn, only the last of those videos is working for me. That **** is whack! The boss having some kind of semi-controlled epileptic attack is still no match for JT though. __________________ Something Completely Different

11-24-2008, 03:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	What the **?! What the hell is wrong with the world? In the first one, I thought she looked like a cross between Art Garfunkel and a bean-bag. She's driven around in a limo like some kind of pimp in a ing black leather suit and then she hangs out with her awesome biker boyfriend. In this one, she looks like a human potato wrapped up in tin-foil. What the ** is going on here? Which one is worse? I don't know. I think I'm getting a "losing you" earwig. Who the hell is Jan Terri anyways?! JT, if you read this, what did we ever do to you? WHYYY?! .. "JT Records". Oh God, she's a rich, fat chick with her own record company. She's got a contract with herself!! EDIT : AAAaaaaaaarrrhhhggg!!11! __________________ Something Completely Different

11-24-2008, 03:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	OH NOES! Jan Terri plays the guitar better than me! There's tons of videos with her, arrhhgg!! __________________ Something Completely Different