5 most completely absurd black metal costumes of all time
 

I found a long list of costumes like this in the interweb, so I picked the worst and numbered to fit my fancy. Enjoy


First of all, i'm not sure if you can post this picture on MB or not, but I have seen enough side boobs/ass on people's avatars to think a side penis is ok. If it's not, I apologize, I really do, I'm not trying to break the rules or offend anyone with this picture. But the picture it's self, kinda disturbing, I've heard the phrase rock with you **** out or whatever, but I don't think they mean this. I don't go to concerts to see peoples penises, if I wanted to see a ****ing **** I would go to /b. Just keep it in your pants for a costume, no one is impressed.

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...

holy sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow

eeewwweeeeeeeeeeeeee!

idk
seems like if a group needs a costume (or lack thereof, like host)
for a gimmick

they probably aren't my kind of band

There is a whole site dedicated to these ridiculous numbnuts but I won't link it as this is just as fun. The pics can stay as far as im concerned.

I look at this picture and all I can think is office worker on his weekend off.

I'm not gonna lie, side penis is pretty disgusting. I dunno bout you ladies, but I don't see any sex appeal in that, just an enormous hindrance.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

no shit! i was wondering how he managed not to crush his 'jewels'

right after i thought that it wasn't much of an advertisment... :rofl:

lol. i see that now, purty good.