Your thoughts on ICP (punk, track, quote, 1986)

Rage Against the Machine · 10-03-2008, 10:44 PM

ICP is so kvlt

lucifer_sam · 10-05-2008, 01:03 AM

I found something that's pretty funny and somewhat relevant to this thread on the DFD Myspace.

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Baltimores Dog Fashion Disco may have spent the better part of the past five years whipping audiences into animalistic frenzies with their brand of hard rock, but in late 2004 the group created a whole different kind of frenzy. On tour in Mesa, Arizona opening for Insane Clown Posse clones Twizted, the rabid audience of Juggalos antagonized Dog Fashion Disco by throwing change and spitting on them. Throwing caution and excrement to the wind, Dog Fashion Disco frontman Todd Smith proceeded to defecate on stage before launching it into the audience. The move incited a full blown riot, which resulted in riot police and tear gas.

He actually accomplished what we're all threatening...and SHIT on juggalos. Fuckin' A.

rsb1094 · 10-05-2008, 01:22 AM

Wtf?!

zekethefreak · 10-05-2008, 02:03 AM

I would say something negative about them, but I would probably end up getting butchered into little pieces, with a hatchet by one of those gigolos...or juggalos... or whatever they call themselves.

Brad Stengel · 10-06-2008, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by zekethefreak

I would say something negative about them, but I would probably end up getting butchered into little pieces, with a hatchet by one of those gigolos...or juggalos... or whatever they call themselves.

Juggalos are not only sissies, but also too stupid to accomplish such a feat.

lucifer_sam · 10-06-2008, 01:46 PM

I've been in fights with these kids before and trust me, their ugly is much worse than their bite.

But they're generally world-class fellows.

Meph1986 · 10-06-2008, 01:52 PM

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Quite possibly the most untalented, worthless musical group ever. Better known as "Insane Clown Posseur" A crap "hybrid" group, Insane Clown Posse are known for their loser fans (who go by the term Juggalos and/or Jugalettes) and "chafing", "offensive" "lyrics", which are "sung" while dressed and face-painted as clowns causing thousands of lulz since they are worshipped mostly by children and rapper kids.

A juggalo is a retard who thinks the most important thing in the world is the fact that he listens to Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos will often wear clown make-up to ICP shows and say ".." at the end of posts ("Much Clown Love"). Many juggalos like to pretend they have some sort of social disorder, but do not be fooled. One of the idiots from ICP is bipolar or something retarded and unimportant like that so they all think being "insane" is cool.

Juggalos are known for their anti-homosexual ideals and poor spelling.

While some juggalos are not complete retards, most of them are not worth your time. A lot of them are trailer trash that would be listening to their sisters ****ing the entire trailerpark if they didn't have SOMETHING blasting out of their crappy stolen mini-stereo, so they play this.

Juggalos are also often stoners who feel it is necessary to play the song "Homies" ad nauseam and tend to have major acne issues (the true reason why they cover their faces with idiotic make-up. Ironically, it's also part of the reason why they have such horrible acne in the first place.)

A juggalette is a morbidly obese and/or borderline-retarded 16-year-old girl who has zero friends and listens to the Insane Clown Posse religiously. Scientists have, within the last year, been able to prove that if you look into their eyes, you WILL turn into a cheeseburger and they WILL engage in an eat attack. They typically have worst-case-scenario acne and their love life does not exist beyond internet cybersex with juggalos.

Interesting Facts:

* 90% of all juggalettes have penises.
* Juggalettes can rarely spell properly.
* They are almost always captured when the bait is a stick of butter.
* All Juggalettes have throat chlamydia.
* They harbor extreme swamp crotch and when in close proximity, the aroma will seep into your lungs and you WILL die.
* Most have an outer layer of lard around the brain that slows even the most basic cognitive ability.
* Juggalettes have been known to rip third trimester fetuses from a pregnant woman'..'s often have very lulzy saying to pronounce their love for the clown ****. Sadly these really did come from the **** washers of juggalos.

* "Juggalo For Life-a-low"
* "I'm down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground."

Juggalo Skillz

Aside from planning their afterlife in Shangri-la, some Juggalos have become good at stuff. Juggalo 'skillz' include:

* Whining
* Necrophilia
* Mime
* Taking your order with a smile
* Gaining weight
* Buying 60 dollar t-shirts

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sweet_nothing · 10-06-2008, 04:29 PM

~~Fyrenza~~ · 10-06-2008, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Meph1986

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thank you for the def

i was wondering what a juggalo was
just didn't have the energy to look it up online

FaSho · 10-06-2008, 06:22 PM

first the right-track thread now this...what a waste of time...a hilarious waste of time

10-05-2008, 02:03 AM	#54 (permalink)
zekethefreak Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Salt Lake City, Utah USA Posts: 122	I would say something negative about them, but I would probably end up getting butchered into little pieces, with a hatchet by one of those gigolos...or juggalos... or whatever they call themselves. __________________ http://unclezekesmusicemporium.blogspot.com http://seandahl.blogspot.com http://www.myspace.com/nomanfan

10-06-2008, 01:46 PM	#56 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	I've been in fights with these kids before and trust me, their ugly is much worse than their bite. But they're generally world-class fellows. __________________ first.am

10-03-2008, 10:44 PM	#51 (permalink)
Rage Against the Machine Jewish Cowboy Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Franklin, TN Posts: 632	ICP is so kvlt

10-05-2008, 01:22 AM	#53 (permalink)
rsb1094 Groupie Join Date: May 2007 Location: Western New York Posts: 14	Wtf?!