The Most Pretentious Album Review Ever!

Tyler Durden · 09-27-2008, 04:25 PM

what does this Brent DiCrescenzo guy take when writing his reviews?
I read the kid a one after this and he was rambling on and I could only understand every other word lol

Alfred · 09-27-2008, 10:41 PM

That must have been some acid trip.

Seltzer · 09-27-2008, 11:42 PM

That was friggen appalling.

WWWP · 09-27-2008, 11:52 PM

I have to say though, it sparked my interest.

lucifer_sam · 09-28-2008, 12:21 AM

That was worse than actually listening to the album.

simplephysics · 09-28-2008, 12:25 AM

The Sunn O))) White1 review is alot worse.

Minstrel · 09-28-2008, 12:34 AM

I thought it was hilarious. It seemed pretty obviously meant to be over-the-top, not serious writing (and yes, I'm familiar with both Pitchfork's reviews and DiCrescenzo's writing). I didn't read every word (even for something meant to be crazily elaborate, it was far too long) but the concept was absurd and funny.

"Now we make music."

Minstrel · 09-28-2008, 01:08 AM

My entry for most pretentious/pompous music review ever:

William Mann essay

Molecules · 09-28-2008, 01:16 AM

pitchfork represent everything I hate. that was just depressing

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Seltzer Fish in the percolator! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hobbit Land NZ Posts: 2,870	That was friggen appalling. __________________ In the Court of King Crimson \| Last.fm \| RYM

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09-28-2008, 12:34 AM	#17 (permalink)
Minstrel Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 436	I thought it was hilarious. It seemed pretty obviously meant to be over-the-top, not serious writing (and yes, I'm familiar with both Pitchfork's reviews and DiCrescenzo's writing). I didn't read every word (even for something meant to be crazily elaborate, it was far too long) but the concept was absurd and funny. "Now we make music." __________________ "Blow your tuneless trumpet, the choice is yours / We don't want the glamour, the pomp and the drums / The Dublin messiah scattering crumbs"

09-28-2008, 01:08 AM	#18 (permalink)
Minstrel Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 436	My entry for most pretentious/pompous music review ever: William Mann essay __________________ "Blow your tuneless trumpet, the choice is yours / We don't want the glamour, the pomp and the drums / The Dublin messiah scattering crumbs"

09-27-2008, 04:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
Tyler Durden Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Atlanta, Ga Posts: 204	what does this Brent DiCrescenzo guy take when writing his reviews? I read the kid a one after this and he was rambling on and I could only understand every other word lol

09-28-2008, 01:16 AM	#19 (permalink)
Molecules daddy don't Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: the Wastes Posts: 2,577	pitchfork represent everything I hate. that was just depressing __________________ [SIZE="1"]Eff em tumble her