'Grunge is dead'
'I Stole This Riff from Dinosaur Jr.'
'False emotion +Chugging riff= grunge'
'The Pixies leftover demo tapes minus the class'
'A pearl necklace ends with a sweeter sound than a Pearl Jam album does'

Of course they are only suggestions. Feel free to choose your own name.

Haha!

I actually want this band name.

You do guitar and I will wail honey.

We'll be the Led Zeppelin of the alternative world.

Without the hair though :(

It's okay we're an alternative band. We just need argyle sweaters and horn-rimmed glasses.

also greasy shaggy hair with torn jeans.

I will go the Ian Mackaye/Michael Stipe root. I.E No feckin hair.

those weren't even witty