#97

Chav Music
Rap, R&B, Hip Hop, Techno, and the overuse of burberry and 'being well hard'.

Let me start by saying... I completely despise chavs.
They're the bane of society and no... your done up ford nova looks ridiculous.

Their musical tastes are DJ *insert name here* and *token black rapper here*(no racist intent).

There is no emotion in pressing buttons.

But it's true that if it isn't made on a computer and sung over by some 'gangster' from 'da hood', wherever that is, then it's not music.

They're also typically too stupid to continue in school, so they prowl the streets, day and night, in done up crappy cars that really should belong in a skip, alongside their clothing.

Ugh!

The clothing... typically Lonsdale jackets, burberry hats, short hair, stud piercings, big ears, and a look on their face that says 'if you use more than 1 cyllable in a sentence with me, I'll get confused and try to knife you... innit.'

Because we all know chavs = crime. The government wonder how to get rid of crime... well if chavs = crime, and they want to get rid of crime... GET RID OF THE CHAVS!

They usually can't spell either. I went to Newport last summer and on a wall while entering the city it said something along the lines of
'no emos alowd'

Spelled as such.

They usually tend to think all music with a guitar is screamo.
Their ambitions in life are to own a flat, get pregnant, work in McDonalds and get pissed every other day.

Chavs, please go kill yourselves.

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Interesting fact: In Bridgend, where all the suicides are... it's not emos who are knocking themselves off, it's the chavs!

Earth.

Originally Posted by Cobe Kai Yeah, that's very true, but to be fair, Billy Ray was just a bit more 'in fashion'.

Originally Posted by Janszoon He was? I was in high school when "Achy Breaky Heart" came out and I can assure you that neither he nor the song were considered particularly hip at the time.

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Originally Posted by Grunge_Junkie i have tried listening to country (all types) and it just gives me a headache and then im in pain and i dont like it.

Originally Posted by Double X I meant Johnny Cash, not Country music. I can't get into any Country but I love Johnny Cash.

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Originally Posted by Grunge_Junkie HAHA i think RAP isn't even music its just a fake beat and saying i just had sex with my girl i just a shot up a cop in a deep gorilla voice. thats all what rap is..

Originally Posted by Janszoon Oh good grief. 50 Cent is not the alpha and omega of rap. Also, how can a beat be fake?

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