Originally Posted by Crowquill I only listen to Santana when I feel like being annoyed.

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Chav Music
Rap, R&B, Hip Hop, Techno, and the overuse of burberry and 'being well hard'.

Let me start by saying... I completely despise chavs.
They're the bane of society and no... your done up ford nova looks ridiculous.

Their musical tastes are DJ *insert name here* and *token black rapper here*(no racist intent).

There is no emotion in pressing buttons.

But it's true that if it isn't made on a computer and sung over by some 'gangster' from 'da hood', wherever that is, then it's not music.

They're also typically too stupid to continue in school, so they prowl the streets, day and night, in done up crappy cars that really should belong in a skip, alongside their clothing.

Ugh!

The clothing... typically Lonsdale jackets, burberry hats, short hair, stud piercings, big ears, and a look on their face that says 'if you use more than 1 cyllable in a sentence with me, I'll get confused and try to knife you... innit.'

Because we all know chavs = crime. The government wonder how to get rid of crime... well if chavs = crime, and they want to get rid of crime... GET RID OF THE CHAVS!

They usually can't spell either. I went to Newport last summer and on a wall while entering the city it said something along the lines of
'no emos alowd'

Spelled as such.

They usually tend to think all music with a guitar is screamo.
Their ambitions in life are to own a flat, get pregnant, work in McDonalds and get pissed every other day.

Chavs, please go kill yourselves.

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Interesting fact: In Bridgend, where all the suicides are... it's not emos who are knocking themselves off, it's the chavs!