The I'm A Bigger Prick Than You thread (lyrics, house)

[WolfAtTheDoor]

I am Pete Doherty

I am a bigger prick than you because I read poetry as if it is my own creation, and I look into the cameras with a wide eyed & blank face signifying my inner beauty. I write on my walls with romantic statements to show how I am truly one of the world's modern day poets. I need not learn guitar, because if I did, I wouldn't be as cool. I started off quite well but then hit the media spotlight and produced a second album with my ****ty band that contained lyrics such as the corker 'I never said it was clever/I just like getting leathered.' I am nothing but a commercialised vagrant, yet I seem to think I am the height of English charm. In interviews I leave a 25 second pause between each sentence. Drugs are cool.

Who are you?

[Piss Me Off]

I'm Gary Glitt- naa, too easy.

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Hello my name is Bono and I would like you to spend a few moments of your time to listen to the very serious problem of world debt in the third world and Africa. World debt equates to.... OI , LEAVE MY HAT ALONE YOU F*CKING BITCH OR I'LL HAVE A FLEET OF LAWYERS ON YOUR ARSE FASTER THAN A BUNCH OF FLIES AROUND SHIT

[Minstrel]

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Hello my name is Bono and I would like you to spend a few moments of your time to listen to the very serious problem of world debt in the third world and Africa. World debt equates to.... OI , LEAVE MY HAT ALONE YOU F*CKING BITCH OR I'LL HAVE A FLEET OF LAWYERS ON YOUR ARSE FASTER THAN A BUNCH OF FLIES AROUND SHIT

This interview does a lot to show Bono's mind-numbing prickness.

Some highlights:

'We were offered $23 million for just the music to 'Where the Streets Have No Name.' We thought we could do a lot of good with that money. Give it away. But if a show is a little off, and there's a hole, that's the one song we can guarantee that God will walk through the room as soon as we play it.'


"Because songs demand to be heard. 'Vertigo,' which you didn't like, is deceptively simple. That riff, you can think, 'Aw yeah, another rock song.' It doesn't become great the first time you hear it. It becomes great the thousandth time you hear it. And that's true of a lot of rock riffs. So we have to get the density of exposure for that to be a hit."


"There's nothing in U2's catalog that sounds remotely like 'Vertigo.' It's completely fresh. 'Vertigo' is actually quite a gem, contrary to what you say, and it's very new."

[CAPTAIN CAVEMAN]

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

I am Kanye West.

No explanation necessary.

thread over

[Wifey Boozer]

Despite that I think the little bitch got a helluva lotta soul and even moreso a helluva sett'ah pipes...

Hello I'm Amy Winehouse. I sing about self-destruction because it's supposedly rather different from the other **** you hear on pop stations. To back it up I let people film me hitting the rock and they put it on youtube so I can gain more off-label fame. I'm cool because my husband has two last names and is incarcerated for drug-posession. Yet I left the courthouse on the arm of Prick Number One, Pete Doherty. I do my hair in a beehive because no one else does it and it's cool, it doesn't look ridiculous at all. I walk around the streets of London coked out my nut in just my bra and jeans so the Pap can snap a few for the tabs. I have early stages of emphysema and it's cool 'cuz I'm still two packs a day & drink like a fish (hit the bottle and go right to the rock). I have tattoos of 1950s pinups because it's cool to be bicurious. My last name has the word wine in it. It's funny because people call me Wino because it's cool to be a celebrity alcoholic.

[Laces Out Dan!]

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

I am Kanye West.

No explanation necessary.

Why does everyone always have all the hate on Kanye..yea he's kinda a bitch. But he's pretty legit.

[Wifey Boozer]

^Bitch and legit kinda rhyme. Youse should converse about a song.

[boo boo]

I'm Nicky Wire.

The sole reason I'm famous is because I'm such a publicity addicted c*nt who has nothing positive to say about anyone and because I play bass (very poorly) for Manic Street Preachers, though I'm now also the lyricist for the band since Edwards disappeared, probably because me being such an obnoxious tool finally drove him to the point of insanity and so he chose to live a reclusive life in the wilderness, surviving on a steady diet of squirrels. I act like a huge big shot even though my band hasn't done anything remotely relevant since 1996, I don't even contribute much to my band other than the sh*tty lyrics, with which I pretend to be politically conscious, but just end up babbling like an incoherent idiot, because I am one. In reality I'm just a big attention whore, I really get off on insulting other musicians, preferably those that are more talented than me, so I have my hands full, I also like to dress in womens clothes to make a statement, and because I like imitating Kurt Cobain. I even have a solo career, which is so incredibly awful and most of the time I'm too wasted to even perform, because having no respect for your audience and profession is so cool now.

I'm the pure embodiment of the typical attention whore rock star with no talent to show for it, and for that I am the biggest prick in the universe.

[mr. goth glam]

Originally Posted by Minstrel

This interview does a lot to show Bono's mind-numbing prickness.

Some highlights:

'We were offered $23 million for just the music to 'Where the Streets Have No Name.' We thought we could do a lot of good with that money. Give it away. But if a show is a little off, and there's a hole, that's the one song we can guarantee that God will walk through the room as soon as we play it.'


"Because songs demand to be heard. 'Vertigo,' which you didn't like, is deceptively simple. That riff, you can think, 'Aw yeah, another rock song.' It doesn't become great the first time you hear it. It becomes great the thousandth time you hear it. And that's true of a lot of rock riffs. So we have to get the density of exposure for that to be a hit."


"There's nothing in U2's catalog that sounds remotely like 'Vertigo.' It's completely fresh. 'Vertigo' is actually quite a gem, contrary to what you say, and it's very new."

Reading these quotes bring to mind a Lewis Black quote in which Lewis talks about the left side of the brain looking to the right side and saying: "It's dark in here...and we may die."