The I'm A Bigger Prick Than You thread (alternative, indie)

WolfAtTheDoor · 08-26-2008, 01:35 PM

On the contrare, I am Liam Gallagher.

I once embodied the spirit of youthful aggression, but after one very good debut I got way in over my head and believed that unless you were doing lines in the back of toilets and sporting ridiculous haircuts then you were boring. Unlike my brother, who can actually play an instrument, I do nothing apart from growl and strut around. And I'm not even very good at that anymore.

Because of my aforementioned lack of musical talent, when my brother does not allow me to provide vocals in our music, I have to sit around in the back bashing a tambourine like a caveman.

Oh, and also, my band has been in steady decline since our debut, yet I feel it appropriate to call the likes of Radiohead, who have done nothing but improve since they started out, 'boring.' I also called all of their fans ugly even though I wear big sunglasses all of the time to hide my shrew like eyes and distracting monobrow.

I also made it cool for a while for youngsters to pretend they were stupid, even if they weren't. I am clearly 'avin it.

(I'm even going to see them live, but I still think he's a prick.)

**Janszoon** · 08-26-2008, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrice

and... George Bush hates black people. That comment alone puts him number one on the list of ignorant ****s, even higher than the 40% of douchebags just on this board alone.

That comment was actually the reason I gave him the benefit of the doubt with for a long time.

sleepy jack · 08-26-2008, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

I am Noel Gallagher.

I often compare myself to Keith Richards and John Lennon and start petty feuds with other bands to pass the time. I fight with my brother all the time and make our pissy arguments open to all and I can't restrain myself from insulting superior bands and musical acts. I brag about how many drugs I've taken and insinuate they have no damaging effects on me. I pretend that rock music is the only legitimate musical genre and I make fun of others' appearances even though it looks as if I got severely beaten with the ugly stick.

Prick enough?

Liam Gallagher was the one who saids he was Lennon reincarnated, not Noel.

lucifer_sam · 08-26-2008, 02:51 PM

They both were.

"I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon."

Whatsitoosit · 08-26-2008, 02:55 PM

I'm Kurt Cobain.

I had a good thing going before my wife killed me. Just joking... I shot myself. So I learned how to play guitar and write songs with the hopes of one day being recognized and appreciated only to realize when that day finally came I hated it. I loved humans but I hated people... I loved being a father but hated the idea of being there for my child as she grew up. I was responsible for the success of my band... the other two tried to write a song with me but it was annoying. I loved music but I hated what music has become... I was just one big miserable prick and wasted my talent on the hopes of becoming a legend. Now when I hover over the radio and hear my music come on it's stale and old sounding, I wish I would have stuck around to record 5 more albums... then, at least, the rotation of my music wouldn't get so boring. Anyway, I hated myself and I wanted to die... **** off.

-Kurdt

p.s. if you happen to run into Mr. Grohl, punch him for me.

Ska Spooner · 08-26-2008, 03:01 PM

Im Pete Wentz

Just bloody shoot me for the good of music.

sweet_nothing · 08-26-2008, 05:20 PM

Agreed about the Gallagher brothers. I think Liam is an awful frontman he has a pretty good voice but zero stage persence he just stands there with his hands behind his back and leans toward the mic to sing, I mean cmon man do something. And I think he is a bigger prick than Liam all way around. Some of the things that come out of his mouth like 'we're the greatest band ever' but Noel has his fair share too I remember him saying something about Thom Yorke for some reason both have something against Radiohead but it was something like 'you can get as experimental and artsy as you want but at the end of the day all people wanna hear is 'creep', get over it.'

WolfAtTheDoor · 08-26-2008, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sweet_nothing

Agreed about the Gallagher brothers. I think Liam is an awful frontman he has a pretty good voice but zero stage persence he just stands there with his hands behind his back and leans toward the mic to sing, I mean cmon man do something. And I think he is a bigger prick than Liam all way around. Some of the things that come out of his mouth like 'we're the greatest band ever' but Noel has his fair share too I remember him saying something about Thom Yorke for some reason both have something against Radiohead but it was something like 'you can get as experimental and artsy as you want but at the end of the day all people wanna hear is 'creep', get over it.'

They have the football fan attitude, none of my friends would listen to Radiohead because they don't understand emotion in music beyond singing it drunkenly in pubs whilst linking arms.

They can't do that with Paranoid Android, so therefore "Radiohead are ****".

DJ Phoenix · 08-27-2008, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ska Spooner

Im Pete Wentz

Just bloody shoot me for the good of music.

AMEN!!! Best post everrrrr!!!

stevesonthebay · 08-27-2008, 07:06 AM

paris hilton, but man i wouldnt want to hear her sing even if she can play the guitar.

08-26-2008, 02:51 PM	#24 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	They both were. "I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon." __________________ first.am Last edited by lucifer_sam; 08-26-2008 at 03:04 PM.

08-26-2008, 02:55 PM	#25 (permalink)
Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 648	I'm Kurt Cobain. I had a good thing going before my wife killed me. Just joking... I shot myself. So I learned how to play guitar and write songs with the hopes of one day being recognized and appreciated only to realize when that day finally came I hated it. I loved humans but I hated people... I loved being a father but hated the idea of being there for my child as she grew up. I was responsible for the success of my band... the other two tried to write a song with me but it was annoying. I loved music but I hated what music has become... I was just one big miserable prick and wasted my talent on the hopes of becoming a legend. Now when I hover over the radio and hear my music come on it's stale and old sounding, I wish I would have stuck around to record 5 more albums... then, at least, the rotation of my music wouldn't get so boring. Anyway, I hated myself and I wanted to die... **** off. -Kurdt p.s. if you happen to run into Mr. Grohl, punch him for me. __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face." Last edited by Whatsitoosit; 08-27-2008 at 11:08 AM.

08-26-2008, 03:01 PM	#26 (permalink)
Ska Spooner Groupie Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Southern England Posts: 7	Im Pete Wentz Just bloody shoot me for the good of music. __________________ Pick It Up!! Ska Ska Skaaaaa

08-27-2008, 07:06 AM	#30 (permalink)
stevesonthebay Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 66	paris hilton, but man i wouldnt want to hear her sing even if she can play the guitar. __________________ Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

08-26-2008, 01:35 PM	#21 (permalink)
WolfAtTheDoor ironing your socks Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I'm in a rocknroll band. huh. Posts: 396	On the contrare, I am Liam Gallagher. I once embodied the spirit of youthful aggression, but after one very good debut I got way in over my head and believed that unless you were doing lines in the back of toilets and sporting ridiculous haircuts then you were boring. Unlike my brother, who can actually play an instrument, I do nothing apart from growl and strut around. And I'm not even very good at that anymore. Because of my aforementioned lack of musical talent, when my brother does not allow me to provide vocals in our music, I have to sit around in the back bashing a tambourine like a caveman. Oh, and also, my band has been in steady decline since our debut, yet I feel it appropriate to call the likes of Radiohead, who have done nothing but improve since they started out, 'boring.' I also called all of their fans ugly even though I wear big sunglasses all of the time to hide my shrew like eyes and distracting monobrow. I also made it cool for a while for youngsters to pretend they were stupid, even if they weren't. I am clearly 'avin it. (I'm even going to see them live, but I still think he's a prick.)