On the contrare, I am Liam Gallagher.

I once embodied the spirit of youthful aggression, but after one very good debut I got way in over my head and believed that unless you were doing lines in the back of toilets and sporting ridiculous haircuts then you were boring. Unlike my brother, who can actually play an instrument, I do nothing apart from growl and strut around. And I'm not even very good at that anymore.

Because of my aforementioned lack of musical talent, when my brother does not allow me to provide vocals in our music, I have to sit around in the back bashing a tambourine like a caveman.

Oh, and also, my band has been in steady decline since our debut, yet I feel it appropriate to call the likes of Radiohead, who have done nothing but improve since they started out, 'boring.' I also called all of their fans ugly even though I wear big sunglasses all of the time to hide my shrew like eyes and distracting monobrow.

I also made it cool for a while for youngsters to pretend they were stupid, even if they weren't. I am clearly 'avin it.




(I'm even going to see them live, but I still think he's a prick.)

That comment was actually the reason I gave him the benefit of the doubt with for a long time.

Liam Gallagher was the one who saids he was Lennon reincarnated, not Noel.

They both were.

"I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon."

I'm Kurt Cobain.

I had a good thing going before my wife killed me. Just joking... I shot myself. So I learned how to play guitar and write songs with the hopes of one day being recognized and appreciated only to realize when that day finally came I hated it. I loved humans but I hated people... I loved being a father but hated the idea of being there for my child as she grew up. I was responsible for the success of my band... the other two tried to write a song with me but it was annoying. I loved music but I hated what music has become... I was just one big miserable prick and wasted my talent on the hopes of becoming a legend. Now when I hover over the radio and hear my music come on it's stale and old sounding, I wish I would have stuck around to record 5 more albums... then, at least, the rotation of my music wouldn't get so boring. Anyway, I hated myself and I wanted to die... **** off.

-Kurdt

p.s. if you happen to run into Mr. Grohl, punch him for me.

Im Pete Wentz

Just bloody shoot me for the good of music.

Agreed about the Gallagher brothers. I think Liam is an awful frontman he has a pretty good voice but zero stage persence he just stands there with his hands behind his back and leans toward the mic to sing, I mean cmon man do something. And I think he is a bigger prick than Liam all way around. Some of the things that come out of his mouth like 'we're the greatest band ever' but Noel has his fair share too I remember him saying something about Thom Yorke for some reason both have something against Radiohead but it was something like 'you can get as experimental and artsy as you want but at the end of the day all people wanna hear is 'creep', get over it.'

They have the football fan attitude, none of my friends would listen to Radiohead because they don't understand emotion in music beyond singing it drunkenly in pubs whilst linking arms.

They can't do that with Paranoid Android, so therefore "Radiohead are ****".

AMEN!!! Best post everrrrr!!!

paris hilton, but man i wouldnt want to hear her sing even if she can play the guitar.