The I'm A Bigger Prick Than You thread (alternative, hip-hop)

[DJ Phoenix]

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

I am Kanye West.

No explanation necessary.

****!! someone beat me to it. I can't think of a more useless person in music than this winner. Well, maybe the Jonas Bros.

[Laces Out Dan!]

Originally Posted by DJ Phoenix

****!! someone beat me to it. I can't think of a more useless person in music than this winner. Well, maybe the Jonas Bros.

Kanye is in here cause his personality, you can't say he's useless. He a pretty sick lyricist and has produced some real good stuff.

[WolfAtTheDoor]

Originally Posted by LesPaul43

Kanye is in here cause his personality, you can't say he's useless. He a pretty sick lyricist and has produced some real good stuff.

I went through a 'mainstream american rap' day a few days back, and watched an interview with jay-z on the jonathon ross show. Hilarious and intelligent fella. But then I watched an interview with Kanye West and he seems to have a hard time saying anything of note at all... he just babbles on uselessly.

[jackhammer]

My name is Jimmy Page and I have just appeared at the Olympics because I embody everything that is Great about Britain. The world is now laughing at Britain once again.....did you know I ripped off a few tracks too?

[WolfAtTheDoor]

Originally Posted by boo boo

I'm Nicky Wire.

The sole reason I'm famous is because I'm such a publicity addicted c*nt who has nothing positive to say about anyone and because I play bass (very poorly) for Manic Street Preachers, though I'm now also the lyricist for the band since Edwards disappeared, probably because me being such an obnoxious tool finally drove him to the point of insanity and so he chose to live a reclusive life in the wilderness, surviving on a steady diet of squirrels. I act like a huge big shot even though my band hasn't done anything remotely relevant since 1996, I don't even contribute much to my band other than the sh*tty lyrics, with which I pretend to be politically conscious, but just end up babbling like an incoherent idiot, because I am one. In reality I'm just a big attention whore, I really get off on insulting other musicians, preferably those that are more talented than me, so I have my hands full, I also like to dress in womens clothes to make a statement, and because I like imitating Kurt Cobain. I even have a solo career, which is so incredibly awful and most of the time I'm too wasted to even perform, because having no respect for your audience and profession is so cool now.

I'm the pure embodiment of the typical attention whore rock star with no talent to show for it, and for that I am the biggest prick in the universe.

I have not encountered a song/album by the Manics that I didn't instantly hate. I do not understand how they managed to become famous...

[Piss Me Off]

Nicky's got some pretty damn fine basslines on The Holy Bible though, dickhead or not. Which he probably is.

[Thrice]

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

He's in here mostly because of his personality, but he makes some pretty ****ty music too, I think. In a way he is to alternative hip-hop what Wolfmother is to stoner rock.

But yeah, mostly just because he's a huge douchebag and has taken egotism in hip-hop to a whole new level.

and... George Bush hates black people. That comment alone puts him number one on the list of ignorant ****s, even higher than the 40% of douchebags just on this board alone.

[lucifer_sam]

I am Noel Gallagher.

I often compare myself to Keith Richards and John Lennon and start petty feuds with other bands to pass the time. I fight with my brother all the time and make our pissy arguments open to all and I can't restrain myself from insulting superior bands and musical acts. I brag about how many drugs I've taken and insinuate they have no damaging effects on me. I pretend that rock music is the only legitimate musical genre and I make fun of others' appearances even though it looks as if I got severely beaten with the ugly stick.

Prick enough?

[boo boo]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too brief.

[lucifer_sam]

I was thinking about starting a "How Much Of A D*ckhead Is Noel Gallagher?" thread but I was worried Urban would lock it.