Guns N' Roses (Yes and Chinese Democracy, so don't make other threads on it.) (albums, irish)

[savannah]

you know crowie baby,.....
i kinda think flirting is a lost art and no one knows how to do it properly anymore,....
which is oh so sad

[NoseClams]

Originally Posted by Crowquill

I don't understand Texans and their flirting at all. Normal people are like "Hey are you wearing space pants? Cause you're ass is out of this world" but you guys are like "Oh box forts and monkey bars, push me baby oh yeah violenceee."

box forts!! wow, is it getting hot in here or is it just me!

[sleepy jack]

Originally Posted by savannah

you know crowie baby,.....
i kinda think flirting is a lost art and no one knows how to do it properly anymore,....
which is oh so sad

I'm basically the worst flirter ever so I avoid it like mad.

[savannah]

Originally Posted by Crowquill

I'm basically the worst flirter ever so I avoid it like mad.

you should hone your skills,...it will take you a long way,...really

[NoseClams]

my favorite pick up line is.... baby, i'll be your poke'mon if you let me get a pickachu (peek at you)... hahaha. hilarious.

[savannah]

Originally Posted by NoseClams

my favorite pick up line is.... baby, i'll be your poke'mon if you let me get a pickachu (peek at you)... hahaha. hilarious.

THIS IS WHAT I"M TALKIN ABOUT,....
you cant say things like that to girls

[NoseClams]

what about.... is your dad a terrorist? cause you are da bomb!!
if that one doesnt work then nothing will.

i know that pick up lines dont usually work but if they should be able to see the humor in someone actually using one. it should be a good ice breaker, get a cheap laugh. obliviously nothing too abrasive like... 'are your pants made of windex, cause i can see myself in them'

[savannah]

Originally Posted by NoseClams

what about.... is your dad a terrorist? cause you are da bomb!!
if that one doesnt work then nothing will.

on second thought,....use the other one

[chartsengrafs]

Originally Posted by NoseClams

pickachu (peek at you)

lol i don't think you needed to clarify that.

i have a friend who, i **** you not, went up to a chick on st patties day and said, "i'm irish and i'm from dublin, lets do it doggystyle!"

....

true story (unfortunately).

just stick to simple shit, like, "you can't handle this." that almost always works.

[NSW]

Originally Posted by chartsengrafs

hey guys, don't pay savannah any attention. regular dr pepper is better.

Wrong, just plain wrong. You're obviously on crack.

Originally Posted by Crowquill

I don't understand Texans and their flirting at all. Normal people are like "Hey are you wearing space pants? Cause you're ass is out of this world" but you guys are like "Oh box forts and monkey bars, push me baby oh yeah violenceee."