An Infinite Number Of Things That Pisses Me Off About Music

Zombeels · 09-18-2008, 07:44 PM

I like the Cake version.

Whatsitoosit · 09-19-2008, 08:40 AM

Yeah, Cake did a decent job at that... kudos to Cake.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-19-2008, 09:46 AM

29 : Matt Bellemy

Sadly the reason for his inclusion on this list will remain a secret between me and two girls I know.

It is good though

Piss Me Off · 09-19-2008, 09:51 AM

Did he reveal juicy secrets to you on that messageboard?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-19-2008, 09:56 AM

Nah this happened afterwards.

Otherwise I would have taken the piss out of him for it.

**Janszoon** · 09-19-2008, 10:20 AM

Who is Matt Bellemy?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-19-2008, 10:31 AM

Cunt from Muse

Whatsitoosit · 09-19-2008, 10:45 AM

wow, a c0ck blocker followed by a c0ck tease... can't wait for the next torturous entry

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-19-2008, 10:46 AM

Oh it's a good one

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-19-2008, 11:18 AM

I'd like to dedicate the next two entries to Boo Boo.
I was thinking of you when I wrote these man

28 : Morrissey Fanboys

No matter where I go i'm always surrounded by these fuckers.

For years I dare not listen to the Smiths for fear of turning into one of these bores. I think liking the Smiths still has a stigma attached to it even now. Whenever someone announces to me they love The Smiths my first thought is 'uhoh....Morrissey fanboy.'
Quite honestly i'm bored of having him shoved in my face and being forced to accept him as the new Oscar Wilde. These people seem to think if his royal Morrisseyness says something witty then that automatically makes it 100 time more witty than it actually is. Then there's the really annoying 'ooh cheeky......' sexual ambiguousness with seeming straight men suddenly acting more camp than a row of tents at the mere mention of his name.
This always seems to affect people between the ages of say 16 to about 22 , I've met quite a few older than that but tend to try and move on to something else , but it'll still be there lurking underneath , but mostly this phenomenon goes hand in hand with irritating students.
As for his material I can take it or leave it. I don't mind The Smiths but I think there were a lot better and interesting bands around at the time. I think a lot of credit should go to the band for still managing to appeal to me in spite of the massive number of pricks they seem to attract.
As for his solo stuff. I don't think it's anywhere near as good as the fanboys make out. I think the reason he's got so many plaudits for his recent stuff is because he's a familiar name from the past and he's actually making an effort. I think he's getting good reviews for not sucking rather than actually being good.

Aaaaaand let the deluge of abuse commence ...

09-18-2008, 07:44 PM	#901 (permalink)
Zombeels Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 339	I like the Cake version. __________________ What It Is

09-19-2008, 08:40 AM	#902 (permalink)
Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 648	Yeah, Cake did a decent job at that... kudos to Cake. __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

09-19-2008, 09:46 AM	#903 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	29 : Matt Bellemy Sadly the reason for his inclusion on this list will remain a secret between me and two girls I know. It is good though __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

09-19-2008, 09:51 AM	#904 (permalink)
Piss Me Off Moodswings n' Roundabouts Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: At the corner of Dude and Catastrophe Posts: 4,512	Did he reveal juicy secrets to you on that messageboard? __________________ Last FM Rate Yr Music Muxtape

09-19-2008, 09:56 AM	#905 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Nah this happened afterwards. Otherwise I would have taken the piss out of him for it. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

09-19-2008, 10:20 AM	#906 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Who is Matt Bellemy?

09-19-2008, 10:31 AM	#907 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Cunt from Muse __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

09-19-2008, 10:45 AM	#908 (permalink)
Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 648	wow, a c0ck blocker followed by a c0ck tease... can't wait for the next torturous entry __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

09-19-2008, 10:46 AM	#909 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Oh it's a good one __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

09-19-2008, 11:18 AM	#910 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I'd like to dedicate the next two entries to Boo Boo. I was thinking of you when I wrote these man 28 : Morrissey Fanboys No matter where I go i'm always surrounded by these fuckers. For years I dare not listen to the Smiths for fear of turning into one of these bores. I think liking the Smiths still has a stigma attached to it even now. Whenever someone announces to me they love The Smiths my first thought is 'uhoh....Morrissey fanboy.' Quite honestly i'm bored of having him shoved in my face and being forced to accept him as the new Oscar Wilde. These people seem to think if his royal Morrisseyness says something witty then that automatically makes it 100 time more witty than it actually is. Then there's the really annoying 'ooh cheeky......' sexual ambiguousness with seeming straight men suddenly acting more camp than a row of tents at the mere mention of his name. This always seems to affect people between the ages of say 16 to about 22 , I've met quite a few older than that but tend to try and move on to something else , but it'll still be there lurking underneath , but mostly this phenomenon goes hand in hand with irritating students. As for his material I can take it or leave it. I don't mind The Smiths but I think there were a lot better and interesting bands around at the time. I think a lot of credit should go to the band for still managing to appeal to me in spite of the massive number of pricks they seem to attract. As for his solo stuff. I don't think it's anywhere near as good as the fanboys make out. I think the reason he's got so many plaudits for his recent stuff is because he's a familiar name from the past and he's actually making an effort. I think he's getting good reviews for not sucking rather than actually being good. Aaaaaand let the deluge of abuse commence ... __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.