An Infinite Number Of Things That Pisses Me Off About Music

**Janszoon** · 08-28-2008, 01:10 PM

LOL. I think this one made me laugh the most. Of course it's a pattern that's continued over the years with the great bands of the 80s releasing shitty albums in the 90s and the great bands of the 90s releasing shitty albums in the 00s. I'm sure it will keep going on into infinity this way.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 08-28-2008, 01:24 PM

66 : The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Now wait,
I know you're expecting me to go on a huge expletive filled rant about how shit they are , but you're going to have to be disappointed because this time because i'm not going to do that. Because the truth is I didn't mind them for a while.

All I am going to do is ask you to look at the picture above and ask yourself a question.

Q : Does this look like the sort of band who should be releasing turgid ballads and boring over-cautious stadium rock that appeals to your mum ?

A : OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOESN'T

Case closed !

**Janszoon** · 08-28-2008, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

66 : The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Now wait,
I know you're expecting me to go on a huge expletive filled rant about how shit they are , but you're going to have to be disappointed because this time because i'm not going to do that. Because the truth is I didn't mind them for a while.

All I am going to do is ask you to look at the picture above and ask yourself a question.

Q : Does this look like the sort of band who should be releasing turgid ballads and boring over-cautious stadium rock that appeals to your mum ?

I think you are my new favorite poster. They were so much better when they were fun.

Whatsitoosit · 08-28-2008, 01:27 PM

very similar to #67's complaint (yet different)... I actually enjoy the Chili peppers new found direction but I also wasn't a big fan of their previous one.

jackhammer · 08-28-2008, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Can you tell I bought the box set

Bastard. I'm after that. Frank Hovis is genius.

Son of JayJamJah · 08-28-2008, 01:52 PM

I am sick of the RHCP, so tired I won't even spell their name out.

Whatsitoosit · 08-28-2008, 02:16 PM

OMG... Stfu, Gtfo!!!

Jk

sorry, was on an abbreviation trip.

Double X · 08-28-2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

67 : Great Artists From The 60s And 70s Making Terrible Records In The 80s

I actually have a theory about this.
I think around 1977 after having all credibility and relevancy stripped away from them by the arrival of punk most of these old farts retreated to their country mansions into a drug induced coma that lasted for about 6 years. When they came out of them the whole music scene was an entirely different kettle of fish and with punk & new wave out of the way they all went out and bought big shouldered pastel coloured suits , rolled up the sleeves , got their hair permed and highlighted and set about showing the world that they could compete with these young whippersnappers like The Smiths & The Cure and whatever pop fad was happening at the time , with hilarious consequences.

Of course one group of men excelled at sucking in the 80s , and that was the prog rockers. Somewhere along the way these bands suddenly decided that they were bored of harp solos , 45 minute epics about elves and playing to arenas full of bearded virgins and decided what they really wanted was some pussy at their gigs. and what better way to attract pussy to your gigs by making radio friendly rock anthems & ballads , so they did. You can't really blame them because it worked. It caused their fan base to choke but nobody really cares what they think. After being gobbed to oblivion by punk what better way to announce your still around than to have girls shaking their titties in your music videos.

The 80s , we'll never see it's like again ... thank God.

YES! Except 'You Are What You Is' - Frank Zappa is great.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 08-29-2008, 09:32 AM

65:

Son of JayJamJah · 08-29-2008, 10:25 AM

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08-28-2008, 01:24 PM	#462 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	66 : The Red Hot Chili Peppers Now wait, I know you're expecting me to go on a huge expletive filled rant about how shit they are , but you're going to have to be disappointed because this time because i'm not going to do that. Because the truth is I didn't mind them for a while. All I am going to do is ask you to look at the picture above and ask yourself a question. Q : Does this look like the sort of band who should be releasing turgid ballads and boring over-cautious stadium rock that appeals to your mum ? A : OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOESN'T Case closed ! __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

08-28-2008, 01:27 PM	#464 (permalink)
Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 648	very similar to #67's complaint (yet different)... I actually enjoy the Chili peppers new found direction but I also wasn't a big fan of their previous one. __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

08-28-2008, 02:16 PM	#467 (permalink)
Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 648	OMG... Stfu, Gtfo!!! Jk sorry, was on an abbreviation trip. __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

08-29-2008, 09:32 AM	#469 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	65: __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

08-28-2008, 01:10 PM	#461 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	LOL. I think this one made me laugh the most. Of course it's a pattern that's continued over the years with the great bands of the 80s releasing shitty albums in the 90s and the great bands of the 90s releasing shitty albums in the 00s. I'm sure it will keep going on into infinity this way.